Part 9: The Sweetest Thing

Lirin

I giggle as I stare at myself in the mirror. With the limiters that I got from Yaone and the dress, Sanzo will never recognize me. Thank God, the rest of my body has finally caught up to my breasts and I don't look out of proportion anymore. The dress fits like a second skin and I put on just enough makeup to make me look sexy.

"Lirin, can I say…again…that I think this is a bad idea?" Yaone says nervously. "If Kougaiji finds out.."

"Yeah, yeah, I know. But what if I don't want anyone other than, Sanzo? What if I love him like you love my brother?" I ask crossing my arms over my chest. Yaone should understand.

"Oh, dear. Well, hurry back," she tells me as she walks out of the room.

I take one deep breath and a final look in the mirror. I've had a crush on Sanzo from the first time I met him. He's always the same grumpy monk. Even when he's glaring at me, he's adorable.

Kougaiji is going to have a spaz if he finds out where I've gone. He never really made up with the Sanzo party after his fight with Goku. If I marry Sanzo, he'll have to forgive them, won't he?

I manage to slip away unnoticed. Be ready Genjyo Sanzo, because I'm coming for you and I won't take no for an answer.

Yaone

"Kougaiji? Darling? I think I've made a mistake," I confess as I slide my finger tips down his back.

"Hmm, why do I have a feeling my sister is involved?" He turns my way with an accusing look. "Yaone?"

"Umm…well…I kind of…what I mean is…"

"Damn it, just spit it out already!"

"Okay, okay. I leant Lirin a power limiter so she could go seduce Genjyo Sanzo." I brace for impact.

"WHAT???? YOU DID WHAT???"

"I told you it was a mistake!"

Kougaiji sighs and rubs his temples. "Does she even realize that he's gay?"

"Oh my gosh! He's what??"

"Gay. Homosexual. An ass pirate. A stone cold fag. He takes it up the ass…call it whatever you want. The man does not like women. Did you think he was just playing house with Hakkai for the hell of it?"

"Oh, well, this could get interesting. I just thought they were friends." I smile stupidly. I can't believe that I didn't figure it out before.

A/N: None of the afore mentioned slurs are meant directly and they do not reflect my feelings toward gay/lesbians…..In fact, I never knew what the term ass pirate meant until my gay friend Dan explained it. Thanks Dan! I love you!