Three Weddings and A funeral By Kim's #1 Fan
Alright guys, Here we go,
(Kim's voice is heard off screen,)
Kim: Is it done Yet?
Writer No Kim, now stop rushing me or it won't turn out right at all, besides, this is Foxgloves wedding,
I'll start yours as soon as I'm done.
Kim: Well, you'd better, remember, I want a valentine's day wedding.
Writer :I know that Kim. Oh by the way Kim, Would you mind saying thank you to our good friend Data seeker?
Kim: Thank you Data Seeker for those Magnificent battle scenes.
Writer: Now as long as your here, would you mind doing the legal stuff?
Kim : Anything to get the show on the road,
Kim's #1 Fan does not own me, my friends or the Rescue Rangers, so please don't sue.
That O.K. Boss?
Writer: sure Kim and thanks, and now...
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Chapter 2 : Foxgloves wedding.
Part 4 : The wedding
Foxglove awoke in a beautiful bed.
It had red satin sheets, red satin pillow case's and a beautiful red quilt.
She couldn't remember how she got there.
Then she noticed Dale sleeping next to her.
'He must have carried me in to surprise me.' she thought, and hugged him tightly.
Then she noticed, he wasn't breathing.
"Dale?" she said worriedly,
"Dale darling, please wake up."
Suddenly as if from nowhere, her mother appeared, and frowned at her.
"Why did you do it Foxglove?"
she asked,
"Why did you drain him?"
"Me?" squeaked Foxglove.
Then she looked closely at Dale and noticed two pin pricks on his neck.
Suddenly, his eyes snapped open and they were blood red.
"What is your command my queen?" he asked.
Foxglove jumped out of the bed, and ran into a nearby bathroom, and looked into the mirror.
As she looked at her face, pure terror began to rise within her.
Her eyes were now blood red, a set of vampire fangs had grown in her mouth, and blood ran down her chin.
"NO!" she screamed.
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"Foxglove! Foxglove my dear, wake up!"
Foxy opened her eyes to see her mother looking worriedly into her face.
"Mama," she cried, hugging her mother's neck.
"What is it my precious?" asked Rosie, looking into her daughter's tear filled eyes.
"Mama it was terrible, it was the worst nightmare I've ever had."
"Tell mother all about it darling." she said softly, helping Foxglove back up to the perch.
"Mama, I dreamed that I woke up in a big bed with Dale beside me, then I noticed that he wasn't breathing. Then you appeared, and you said,
'Why did you do it Foxglove, why did you drain him' and then...
oh Mama it was awful."
"Now now, child," said Rosie soothingly,
"it was all a dream my dear.
Now come, let us go back to sleep."
Before they went back to sleep though, Foxglove asked her mother an important question.
"Mama," she said softly,
"Am I a vampire?"
"Oh darling," said her mother hugging her,
"You have both vampire bat blood from me, and fruit bat blood from your father, but you would never feed off of someone you loved.
Even I am a full blooded vampire bat, and I wouldn't do that."
"Oh thank you Mama." sighed Foxglove going back to sleep.
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When she woke up, the sun was already shinning, she stretched her wings out lazily.
Suddenly, her eyes popped open,
"My wedding! I'm gonna be late!"
she said dropping from her perch.
"Good morning my love." said her mother sweetly.
"Mom! Why didn't you wake me? I'm gonna be late for my own wedding!!" she yelled at her mother.
"I'm sorry love, but after that nightmare, you needed your sleep, so I decided to let you sleep in.
Now come to the table dear,
I've fixed your father's favorite breakfast."
"Fruit pancakes??" she asked hopefully, remembering the very last time her father had made her breakfast.
"Yes my love, and fresh orange juice, and toast with strawberry jam."
"Mom, I don't have time, there are millions of things to do before the wedding, I have to have Monique alter my dress a bit,"
"That's been done my dear, I gave it to her this morning, and she finished five minutes ago."
"Well then I have to take the dress to the church..."
"That's done as well my love, Kim took it along with hers, Gadget's, and mine. Now quit stalling my love, and come have your pancakes before get cold."
Finally, as Foxglove couldn't think of anymore excuses, she went to eat her breakfast.
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Meanwhile, Kim was already at the church getting ready.
She already wore the dress that Monique had made her for today.
Suddenly Gadget ran into the room breathlessly.
"Kim, we've got a problem." she said.
"What is it?" asked Kim, curiously.
"Bink has a bad cold, and she gave it too Tammy, so now we have no flower girl, and no one but midge to carry Foxy's veil."
"Alright," said Kim thinking fast, "tell Monique to throw something cute together for Hana, she'll be the new flower girl, I'll show her what to do."
"Great," said Gadget relieved,
"But what about Foxy's veil?"
"I'll take the other end of her veil myself." said Kim.
"Thanks Kim, your a life saver." said Gadget leaving to carry out her orders.
Just as Kim started fixing her hair, her cell phone rang.
Kim reached into her tiny purse,
(it and all it's contents had shrunk, when she had changed into a mouse.) and pulled out her phone.
"Hello?" she said,
Just then, Ron entered her dressing room, and she motioned for him to come in as she talked.
"Oh Hi mom...yes mom, the tweebs are fine... you what??...you've got us a church for our wedding...but no reverend?
Well thanks for trying mom.."
before she could finish, Ron grabbed the cell phone away from her and said,
"Hello, Mrs Possible, Ron here, Listen Mrs. Dr. P. you go ahead and take that church, I know where we can find a reverend."
then he quickly handed the phone back to Kim, and left.
"Later mom, I have to go talk to Ron." said Kim hanging up her phone, and putting it back in her purse, then seeking out Ron.
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Before Kim could find him, Ron had found and talked to reverend
Lovelace the old owl.
"Well I don't know Ronald," he began,
"Yes I am a licensed reverend, but to marry animals, not humans."
"Well at least consider it please reverend, your our only hope." begged Ron.
"All right Ronald," said the old owl, " I'll consider it."
"Thank you Reverend."
"Ron!" said Kim grabbing him, and pulling him aside.
"I thought we'd agreed that Rabbi Katz would..."
"Booked." said Ron sadly.
"Well then how about Reverend..."
"Also Booked, K.P. , he's our only chance." said Ron.
"Your mother's taking care of everything else, the least I can do is get old Reverend Lovelace to do the ceremony."
"But how Ron, he's an owl, we're humans?"
"The Penlight K.P. , when the Rangers humanize themselves, they can humanize the reverend too.
It's the only way K.P. ."
Kim thought about this then finally said,
"You think the puppy dog pout would work on a reverend?"
Ron hugged her, and said,
"No man alive could resist your puppy dog Pout K.P."
Kim and Ron went to find reverend Lovelace together.
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Hours later, Kim and Ron were teaching Hana how to be a flower girl.
"No Han," said Ron lovingly,
"there not throwing stars sis,
They're gentle little flower petals and you don't just toss them around, you sprinkle them, like this."
Ron took a hand full of petals,
and gently threw them to the ground.
Kim watched lovingly as Ron taught Hanna how to throw out flower petals.
"All right," said Ron, when he was sure Hanna knew how to toss the petals.
"Let's have a dry run."
Kim and Ron walked slowly down the aisle, while Hanna threw flower petals before them.
"Ron," whispered Kim,
"when we're married I want Hanna to be our flower girl."
"Thanks K.P." Ron whispered back.
Suddenly, Kim looked around, looking for her brothers.
"Ron," she said sweetly,
"You continue training the new flower girl, I've gotta find my brothers, if anything's happened to them, mom would never forgive me, and I wouldn't forgive myself."
"You got it K.P. ," said Ron taking Hanna's hand.
"Come on Sis, let's go practice some more."
"Flower girl, Flower girl." chanted Hanna happily.
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Meanwhile Foxglove, Monique and Rosie were flying through the skies.
"Ah," said Foxglove, closing her eyes,
"Flying always relaxes me."
"You said it Girl," said Monique,
"the feeling of the wind under your wings."
"Ah yes," agreed Rosie,
"There is one thing I don't like about the flying."
"What?" asked Foxy and Monique together.
"The landing."
All three friends laughed heartily.
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Soon, the wedding was about to start.
But just as Queenie hit the first notes of the wedding march,
The doors to the church banged open and there stood,
"Winnifred!" snarled Foxy.
"Why did you want to ruin my daughter's wedding?" asked Rosie.
"First," said Winnifred, with an evil grin,
"I have a proposition,"
she pointed her scrub brush at the rangers, and a beam came out of it freezing them all.
"I can't move." said Chip,
"None of us can Chip." said Gadget.
Suddenly Monty's eyes fell on a beautiful female mouse.
"Desiree?"
"Mais oui, Monzee." she said with an evil grin.
"Who?" asked Kim of Gadget,
"Old girlfriend." replied Gadget.
"Now then my dear," began Winnifred evilly.
"Either you rejoin our little family and bring me the moon rock,
or all of your new friends will die!"
"I'm sorry everyone," said Foxglove sadly, tears in her eyes.
"But if we give her that Moon rock we'll never beat her.
Sorry Freddy, my answer is No!"
"Then get them my pets." she said pointing her scrub brush at the whole church while she grabbed up th frozen Rangers.
Tim and Jim got an idea, and ran back to ranger Headquarters.
Kim stood defiantly, looking at Desiree.
"So, you were Monty's girlfriend?"
she asked.
"Oui." she replied.
"Hmm, I thought Monty had more taste then that." said Kim mockingly.
Desiree scowled, then gestured for Kim to attack first.
Kim smiled, ran at her, and did a flying kick to her head.
But Desiree quickly moved sideways, and caught Kim by her tail as she sailed past, spun around and threw Kim across the church.
Kim hit the ground and groaned.
She looked up at the French mouse in surprise.
"Your better then Shego," said Kim.
Desiree sneered,
"And your an amateur."
Desiree removed her outer coat, and her beret.
Underneath she wore a skintight jumpsuit, Black,with sock like shoes.
Then she ran at Kim.
Kim jumped up, and moved away from the charging mouse.
Desiree acrobatically jumped and swung her arms at Kim;
Kim blocked the blows with her wrists, Kim blocked another incoming swing with her left wrist. Then tried to hit her adversary in the side; but Desiree blocked the swing.
Then Desiree kicked, but Kim caught her ankle; but Desiree dropped and twisted her body, causing Kim to let go.
Then she got up before Kim could do anything.
She swung at Kim who blocked it easily.
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Meanwhile, high above everyone in the church, Rosie, Foxglove and Monique were
fighting with three mean looking birds.
(A Raven, with a scar over his left blind eye named Claw,
A Falcon, with brown feathers , and black and white speckles named Tornado, and a slender Parrot with green feathers and mean yellow eyes named Nero.)
They had appeared from out of nowhere and immediately attacked.
Nero attacked Monique, Claw attacked Rosie, and Tornado attacked Foxglove.
While Monique and Rosie fought their adversaries, Foxglove knew she was out of her league,
and flew in big circles avoiding the falcon's outstretched claws.
The falcon chased after her.
"Give up now Foxy," mocked the Falcon,
"and we'll go easy on you and your little boyfriend."
"Never!" shouted Foxy making a zigzag move out of reach of the bird's claws.
Meanwhile Monique was fighting with Nero.
Nero was bigger then her, but not as fast.
Monique flew around the Parrot and pecked him in the back.
He croaked in pain, and swirled toward Monique, but she easily flew around him, and pecked him again.
Rosie and the raven attacked each other, lashing at each other with their claws.
"You'd better tell your daughter to surrender," said Claw, beating his wings against her,
"she's gonna die if she doesn't."
"You touch one hair on my daughter's head," snarled Rosie,
while her wing claw struck the birds wing making him croak,
"and it will be the last thing you ever do."
The raven shrieked, attempting to beat this very aggressive female bat.
Monique attacked the parrot again, and yanked out one of his tail feathers with her beak.
"Awk, your pretty good for a newbie." Nero croaked irritably.
"Thanks," said Monique sweetly as she zoomed around him out of reach.
"That coming from you, means absolutely nothing to me."
Foxglove was getting tired, she had to find away to defeat the falcon that was chasing her;
Then she got an idea.
She flew around him and whammed his side with her head.
He grunted softly, but Foxglove was dazed, and fell.
The Falcon soared down and caught Foxglove in his claws.
"I almost felt that you flying rodent!" he said in a nasty voice.
"Foxy!" Rosie shouted seeing her child in trouble;
The raven struck Rosie in the head.
She fell to the ground dazed.
"Gotcha." said Claw triumphantly.
Monique turned and realized that they were in trouble;
the parrot struck her in the wing,
and she fell to the ground, her wing hurt.
"Not so fast with a hurt wing are you?" croaked Nero as he pounced on her.
He held her wings under his feet.
Monique struggled, unable to get free.
Meanwhile, the falcon had thrown Foxglove to the ground and was holding her.
"Now your going to suffer for your defiance." he said sadistically.
"Winnifred won't mind if your a little damaged."
Rosie had also fallen to the ground, and the raven was on top of her.
His claws on her wings.
Suddenly, Rosie's eyes opened and they were blood red; her fangs became visible.
While her yellow eyes were normal for her, her red eyes depended on her mood,
if she were scared, her red eyes hypnotized, so she could run away.
But if she were angry, her red eyes could induce fear.
Unluckily for the raven, right now, Rosie was not scared, she was however very angry.
Claw stopped, frozen as fear hit him like an icy wind.
Rosie hissed like an angry snake, and knocked the raven off of her.
The black bird flew away in terror.
Rosie didn't follow him, she had someone else in mind.
The Parrot holding Monique down turned and was shocked by what he saw.
Rosie flew high into the air, and then dived at the falcon.
"Leave my baby alone!" she shrieked.
Tornado looked up from his intended victim, and saw Rosie diving down on him;
Her fangs bared, and her eyes like evil red orbs.
Although he was bigger and stronger then her, and he knew this, Rosie's red eyes filled him with irrational fear.
Unable to resist, he turned and flew away in terror.
"Oh no you don't!" said Rosie chasing after him, and catching him by the shoulders.
"Get off of me!" he shrieked in terror.
Rosie bit him causing him pain.
The parrot was so startled by this turn of events, his grip on Monique loosened.
Monique was startled too.
Then realizing she had a chance,
she got out of the parrot's grip
and pecked him in the face.
"Ouch," the parrot croaked in pain.
"You better run, or fly away if you know what's good for you."
said Monique menacingly as she struck him again.
The parrot flew away, things had gotten out of control.
Moments later Rosie returned to her daughter's side,
her fangs withdrew, and her red eyes became normal.
"Speak to me my child," said Rosie lovingly wrapping her wings around her daughter.
Monique flew over to them concerned but didn't speak.
"Foxy!" cried her best friend Katanna, who had been helping Rufus and Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro with crowd control.
"Mom," said Foxglove weakly.
"Are you alright my love?" asked Rosie clutching her daughter close to her.
"I got some cuts, and my head hurts," she confessed,
"but I'm all right."
Katanna, realizing that her friend was all right, went back to crowd control.
"You were lucky girl," Monique commented,
"That falcon was dangerous."
"Yes," said Foxglove, "I was lucky."
"Thank god." said Rosie, grateful
that her child wasn't seriously harmed.
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Ron and Hana were startled as three mean looking mice ran at them.
"What the-" Ron began to say before Mark knocked him down, dazing him.
"Ron!" shouted Hanna as Tyler mouse grabbed her.
Johnathon helped his partner hold Ron down.
"Got him." he said.
Mark knocked Ron in the head, rendering him unconscious.
"Well that was easy." Tyler commented holding Hanna in his grip.
Hanna growled and bit his paw.
He screamed and let her go.
"Why you little," Tyler jumped at the little chipmunk, but Hanna jumped several inches in the air.
(From a rodent perception, this is like several feet.)
"Get her!" shouted Mark,
"don't let her get away!"
Tyler tried to grab Hanna,
but she ran around the area and jumped away from him.
Tyler leaped at her and missed.
"Your fast for a little brat." said Tyler, his breathing rapid.
Then, Hanna jumped at the two mice on top of Ron, knocking them down.
"Get her!" ordered Mark.
Mark and Johnathon joined Tyler trying to catch the fast moving baby chipmunk.
She jumped at Tyler knocking him down.
Then Johnathon tried to grab her, missing her by an inch.
Hanna jumped on his head dazing him.
Then Mark grabbed her and forced her to the ground, his huge body on top of her.
"Help me you fools." he demanded.
His two partners, joined Mark holding her down.
"You've made enough trouble." said Mark angrily.
He grabbed hold of Hanna's hair and pulled it, making her cry.
Ron awoke, and saw the three thugs hurting his baby sister.
Rage pumped threw him and he accessed his mystical monkey powers.
He rose into the air, glowing a bright blue.
The three thugs turned and stared at Ron in stunned disbelief.
"Stay back," threatened Mark,
"Or the kid gets it."
There was a flash, and the three mice went flying through the air.
Ron held Hanna in his arms, still floating above the ground.
"How Fast?" asked Ron mockingly.
Looking at his sister he said,
"Now sis, watch a pro."
Ron put Hanna on the ground and zoomed at the mice.
There were screams, blue flashes and bodies flying through the air, left, right and back again.
Moments later, the movements stopped and the three mice lay on the ground groaning.
Ron stood a short distance away.
"Your all cowards," he said defiantly,
"Trying to hurt baby girls."
"Mercy." they all said together.
"Come Hanna," said Ron taking her paw in his,
"Lets go Find Kim."
Hanna made it a point to bounce on each of the mouse's heads
as they left.
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Desiree did a flying kick at Kim;
Kim grabbed her tail, Desiree swung her right foot on Kim's hands; Kim let go in pain.
Desiree hit the ground, landing on her paws; she jumped up and swung at Kim, ninja style.
Kim took the blow to the chest, falling to the ground, the wind knocked out of her.
Desiree jumped on top of Kim and took out a knife, holding it to her face. Kim froze.
"Well," said Desiree with an evil grin,
"that was fun. Now, shall I cut your throat? Or your pretty hair American mouse?"
Suddenly, a shiny blue streak zoomed at Desiree, knocking her to the ground.
She got up quickly, and looked up.
Kim looked in the same direction and saw Ron floating in midair, glowing with a blue light.
A short distance away, Hanna watched everything.
"Who are you?" asked Desiree, her voice a low angry hiss.
"How are you doing this?"
"I am Ron Stoppable, and this, is mystical Monkey powers." stated Ron.
"And that is my girlfriend you were going to hurt."
Sensing she was out of her league she said,
"I surrender."
It was at that moment that Ron's trusting nature got the getter of him.
He canceled out his powers, and went to check on Kim.
But suddenly, Desiree charged and jump kicked Ron, her foot striking him in the head; he fell to the ground dazed.
Kim glared at the treacherous rodent and ran at her.
Desiree turned, and countered Kim's first punches.
Suddenly, a baby chipmunk jumped on top of Desiree's head dazing her;
then Kim's fist struck Desiree between the eyes, knocking her out.
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Winnifred was floating high above them with the rangers all tied up in a spiders web.
"All done Freddy, uh I mean Winni-"
"Too late." she shouted hitting the spider with her scrub brush.
"That," she said angrily,
"Was for calling me Freddy before Winnifred."
Kim noticed Tim and Jim run back into the church carrying the Penlight like a bazooka.
"Hanna" she whispered,
"Stay here with Ron, and don't move sweetie."
Then she ran over to her brothers.
Meanwhile, Rosie was flying straight at Winnifred, her eyes once again blood red, and her fangs showing, and Monique was close behind her.
But Winnifred simply tossed an electrified net onto them.
"Now Foxy my dear," she said evilly,
"Are you sure you won't reconsider our little deal?"
Foxglove saw Kim sneaking to her brother's who had the penlight.
Kim motioned to Foxglove to stall.
Foxy thought and then it came to her.
"How do I know you won't hurt everyone?" she said.
"All right, I'll tell you what dearie," replied Winnifred.
While Winnifred and Foxglove discussed her surrender,
Kim got to her brothers, and whispered,
"hit me boys."
Jim and Tim looked at their sister, and whispered back,
"But we were gonna shoot the witch."
"Trust me guys, she has magic powers, it won't work now please, hit me, and I'll finish this."
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Meanwhile Hanna was slapping Ron's face waking him up.
"Aw gezz mom," said Ron groggily,
"Just five more minutes mom please."
Suddenly his eyes snapped open, and he knew exactly where he was.
Then he watched as Winnifred and Foxglove appeared to be making a deal to save everyone.
"Stay Here Han." he whispered.
Then he summoned his Monkey powers, and sneaked up behind the snake and the spider, who were guarding the now fully conscious and unfrozen rangers.
He tapped the spider on the shoulder while Gadget kept the snake's attention by pretending to try to break free of her bonds.
Ron quickly punched out the spider, and then turned to punch the snake, but Hanna was already dancing on the snakes head.
Ron quickly shot out a blue beam and knocked out the snake.
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As soon as Ron set them free, the rangers all rushed Winnifred, with Dale in the lead.
Winnifred aimed her scrub brush at him and shot out a beam of energy.
"Dale!!" shouted Foxglove,
"No!!"
Suddenly, just as the beam was gonna connect, a chipmunk, wearing a hockey jersey, and pants covered in blue light, jumped in the way of the energy bolt.
It him and knocked him out.
"And now," said Winnifred turning to Dale with an evil gleam in her eyes.
"Your next."
"Freddy!" shouted the spider who had just come too,
"Look out!"
Winnifred turned to the spider,
"How many times do I have to tell you, Bud, don't call me..."
As she turned, her face met with Kim's full grown foot.
As she lost consciousness, the last word she said was,
"Freddy."
Kim knelt down and picked up chipmunk Ron, who was just coming to.
"Are you alright Ronnie?" she asked.
The chipmunk nodded his head, and gave her a thumbs up.
Then she put him down, and tied up Winnifred with her own vacuum cleaner cord.
Then she turned to her brother's and said
"All right guys, hit me again."
Gadget took the penlight from the Possible boys and said,
"Nice work guys, but I'll take it from here."
And she aimed the penlight at Kim, and shot it.
As soon as Kim was a mouse again, she ran over to where she had laid Ron and smothered him with kisses.
"Ron," she said sweetly,
"Don't you ever do that again my dearest," Kim held his face in her little mouse hands.
"The hero stuff is my job, your just a sidekick." she said teasingly.
"Sorry K.P.," he apologized,
"I guess I got confused."
"Um, excuse me," said a voice from the back of the church, but is any one getting married today?"
everyone turned to see Reverend Lovelace coming up from behind his hiding place.
"Sorry Reverend." apologized Foxglove,
"Just give us time to clean up, and we'll get started."
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Kim: What! To be continued?
But what about my valentines weekend wedding?
Writer: Don't worry Kim, you'll have your wedding,
Even if I have to turn back time to do it.
Kim: You can do that?
Writer (modestly,): Honestly Kim, I am a writer, and much like you, I can do anything.
So come back next time for Foxglove's big wedding.
Kim: Don't forget to read and review.
Writer: Thank you Kim, and
God Bless.
