The Camera does a close up on Burga141 who is sitting on the studio chair on the flat round stage. The audience is clapping and the TDI theme song plays in the background. Music stops when the camera does a head close up on the hostess.

Burga141: Heyyyyyyyyyyy everybody! Okay we have the final TDI couple! She lives in the achieving life and he lives in the rough life. They take one step forward and take to steps back and they come together because OPPOSITES ATTRACT!!!! Lets take a look. (Turns to the TV behind her.)

Close up on the screen and does a swirling transport to the clip of the romances of Duncan and Courtney.

D+C Clip:

From the "Sucky Outdoor" episode:

The Killer Bass team was setting up their camp ground. Courtney was pitching up the tent. Duncan was standing behind her doing nothing.

Duncan:So, what's for dinner woman? I'm starving. (Smiles cocky)

Courtney: (Turns to him and looks mad) I hope you're not expecting me to dignify that with a response.

Later…………..

Duncan just told the team his mad ghost story. Courtney scolds him for scaring them.

Courtney: (Angry) You are so vile! Do your parents even like you?

Duncan: (In a cocky way) I don't know, Fraidy McChicken. I haven't asked them lately.

There was an owl hoot and Courtney got scared. She hides her head into Duncan's chest. Duncan raised his eyebrow and Geoff gave him thumbs up.

Later in the morning……………….

The Killer Bass team was sleeping without a tent. Courtney was cuddling on top of Duncan.

Duncan: (Wakes up when he sees Courtney waking up) Good morning Sunshine. (Smiles cocky)

Courtney: (Realizes who she was on and gasps) Oh my gosh! Ewwww! (Jumps up) You were cuddling me! (Crosses her arm)

Duncan: (Sits up and smirks) I was calmly lying on my back and trying catch a few Zs. (Points at her) You were snuggling up to me. (Points at himself)

Courtney: (Stares him down) You are such an ogre!

Duncan: (Lies back down with a smirk) I've been called worse.

Courtney: Ugh! (Storms off)

Confessional Can:

Courtney: Okay I would just like to say, for the record, that I was unconscious at the time of the alleged "cuddling" with said neanderthal, therefore, making it like it never happened.

End of Confessional Can:

From the "Phobia Factor" episode:

Flashback at the campfire last night:

Courtney: Well, What exactly is your phobia, Mr. Know-It-All?

Duncan: (Hides his face in shame) Uhh, C-celine Dion music-store standees.

End of Flashback:

Duncan looks frozen in fear because he sees the Celine Dion music store standee facing far from him. Courtney is standing next to him.

Courtney: She's pretty. She's nice.

Chris: Just one hug and you're done! (Snaps his fingers)

Duncan: (Turns to Courtney with a frightened look on his face) That looks really………………………….real man!

Tyler: (From a cabin) DUDE SHE'S MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD! GET IN THE GAME!!!!!!

Courtney: Hey, it's okay if you can't do it. (Smiles)

Duncan: (Frowns and sighs)

Courtney holds his hand.

Duncan: (Smiles) Okay I'll try.

Courtney: (Smiles) You can do this.

Duncan: Okay……..okay. (Takes a deep breath and races up to the cardboard Celine with his arms wide open. He then hugged with Celine Dion's music playing in the background.)

Courtney: YOOHOO! (Comes up to Duncan and hugs him) Duncan! YOU'RE AWESOME!

Duncan: (Smiles and puts his arms around her) Ha! I DID IT!

From the "Paintball Deer Hunter" episode:

Duncan is spray painting a skull on a tree in the woods during the paintball challenge. He is wearing his deer outfit. Courtney comes up behind him also wearing a deer outfit.

Courtney: Why do you smell worse than usual?

Duncan: (Turns around and faces her) It's Owen's stink. It's following me around like my juvenile records.

Courtney: Well I'm heading back. This stupid game must be over by now. (About to walk in the west direction but was stopped by Duncan)

Duncan: You're going the wrong way.

Courtney: (Looks annoyed) Excuse me? I was a CIT. Remember? I have a natural scent of direction. (Points to the west direction) Camp is this way!

Duncan: (Points to the east direction) No it's that way.

Courtney and Duncan walk on their own trails but accidentally collide into each other making their antler hats stuck together.

Courtney: (Grunts while trying to free herself) Very funny. Now LET ME GO!

Duncan: (Trying to free himself) Hey Princess, this isn't my idea of fun either.

Courtney: (Annoyed) Great Duncan.

Confessional Can:

Duncan: (Frowning) Sure, we could have taken those lame-o antler hats off, but little Miss. Counselor-in-training would probably go blabbing to Chris and have us disqualified! (Smiles) And hey, I kinda liked it.

End of Confessional Can:

Duncan and Courtney are still stuck together

Courtney: (Is mad) NOW WHAT?!

Duncan: (Smiles cocky) You wanna make out?

Later……

All campers (except Duncan and Courtney) are at the medical tent.

Harold: Hey, where are Duncan and Courtney?

Everyone sees them walking towards them with their antlers stuck together.

Gwen: (Smiles from this site) Oh this is too much!

Owen: (Chuckles) Duncan, you sly dog, you.

Duncan: (Smiles cocky) The girl can't keep her antlers off me. (Courtney kicks him in the nuts really, really hard. His face cringes and tears of pain comes out of his eyes) Can't even bend over. (In pain)

Chris: Easy Courtney! Our medical tent is equipped for one at a time and Cody is pretty messed up.

From the "If You Can't Take the Heat" episode:

The Killer Bass team is in the kitchen. Duncan is sitting next to Courtney realizing that he has to be partnered up with her.

Duncan: (Smiles cocky) Well I guess that leaves you and I on dessert detail. (Winks)

Courtney: (Stands up) Oh no. NO WAY! (Refuses)

Geoff: (Walks up behind Duncan) C'mon Courtney, for the team.

Geoff and Duncan both smiles at her and bats there eyes. A single harp melody is played in the background.

Confessional Can:

Courtney: He is totally un-motivative! And he never washes his hands! He so obnoxious! (the tape fast forwards) Owning sun-glasses does not automatically make you cool. (the tape fast forwards again) People like that are sooooo annoying! I mean honestly, who does that?! And don't even get me started on his hair! (Rolls her eyes)

End of Confessional Can:

Later………..

Duncan is sloppily squirting custard in each cannoli on the tray.

Courtney: You are such a slob! They all have to have the same amount of custard.

Duncan: Oh, relax, they're fine. You know, you'd be more fun without that pole up your butt.

Courtney: What? I'm like the most easy going person I know!

Duncan: Oh yeah, you're totally laid back. (squirts custard on Courtney's face)

Courtney: Ugh! (throws a bowl of custard on Duncan's face. She giggles at his custard covered face. She scopes some off of him with her finger and sucks it off)

Confessional Can:

Duncan: Man that girl creases me. (Smiles cocky) I dig that in a chick.

Courtney: Duncan and me? Right! As if. I'm so sure. Not in a million years! Paw lease, when pigs fly.

Leshawna: (from outside) Yo! You still protestin' in there? Or can someone else have a turn!?

Courtney: Like I was saying, not gonna happen.

End of Confessional Can:

From the "Basic Straining" episode:

Duncan and Geoff just pulled a prank on Harold in the mess hall.

Courtney: (Annoyed) You guys are so immature! I hope you're proud of yourselves!

Duncan: (Chuckles with a smirk)Okay look, I know you like me. He (Talking about Geoff) knows you like me. Everyone knows it. So here's a tip, if you wanna kiss me I might let you.

Courtney: And to think I actually thought you were nice!

Duncan: (looks around nervously) Shhh-Shhh! Me, nice? (laughs) Yeah, right.

Geoff: (Eating a blue toast) Why'd ya think that?

Courtney: Never mind, I was wrong. He's just as gross and annoying as he wants you to believe. Enjoy your garbage! (Stomps off)

Later……

After the Essay part of the challenge. Chef just told the campers to report to the campsite in O7'hundred hours.

Duncan: (Smiles Cocky) Ah missed a spot there General.

Chef: Boy?! Do you wanna run 15 laps around this camp right now?!

Courtney: (Grabs Duncan by the shoulder and pulls him away) No, thanks. He's going straight to bed. (Gives Duncan a stern look) Aren't you?!

At the other side of the kitchen.

Courtney: (Whispering) What are you trying to do? Get eliminated?

Duncan: (Smiles cocky) I didn't know you cared.

Courtney: (Looks annoyed) I don't! I just don't wanna lose this challenge. Now, stop being such a screw-up, and do what you're told for once. Okay? (Walks aways)

Duncan: She wants me. (Holds out a fist to Geoff)

Geoff: No doubt. (Fist Pounds Duncan's fist)

Later……..

Duncan was sent to spend the night in the boat house after pushing Chef over the edge. Everyone is in the mess hall eating Chef's crappy slop.

Courtney: (talking about Duncan and looks concerned) I'm going to go check on him.

Geoff: You like him.

Courtney: (Gives him a glare) I do not like him.

Geoff: Yes, you do.

Courtney: Not only do I not like him, I can't stand him. He's rude, he's rebellious and he's totally annoying. I'm gonna go check on him. (walks away)

Confessional Can:

Geoff: She likes him.

End of Confessional Can:

Later………..

Duncan and Courtney are in the boat house a lone.

Duncan: (Smirks and brings his face closer to Courtney's face.) But I'm in the fish cabin with you aren't I?

Courtney: (Blushes and gives a flattered grin)

Later…………

At the cabin front porch, Courtney just barfed after eating too many sweets she stole from Chris's tent with Duncan.

Duncan: (Walks in with a cocky smile) So the Princess has a dark side!

Courtney: (Weakly hangs over the wooden beam) Okay. That was so gross. (Stands straight) But it was, like... once I did something bad, it was so much fun, I just wanted more!

Duncan: (Puts his thumb on her lip) Well, you could always give me that kiss. That'd be pretty bad.

Courtney: (ruffles his hair) You're still not my type.

Duncan: (Turns his back but leans backwards on her shoulder. He smirks) Fine. Enjoy a peanut butter-less life.

Courtney: (Leans backwards to Duncan's shoulder with a smirk on her face too.) Thanks. Enjoy prison.

Duncan: (Smiles and rubs up closer to her shoulder) I will.

Courtney turns around and cups her hands around Duncan's chin. She then pulls him into a passionate kiss. Duncan's eyes widens when this started but then stares dreamingly in her eyes while kissing her. Then they stop and smile at each other. DJ and Geoff walks in and sees Courtney walking off leaving love struck Duncan.

Geoff: (Wraps his arm around Duncan and give him the thumbs up) Yes Dude!!

Duncan: (Smiles cocky) Told'ya she wanted me.

Later……….

Courtney was (Unfairly) voted off and was dragged off on to the Boot of Losers. The boat started to take off.

Duncan: (Runs after her to the end of the Dock of Shame) Courtney, wait! I made this for you! (throws her a small object)

Courtney: Duncan! (sees that it's a wooden skull) Okay, this is really weird and creepy, but I love it. I'll never forget you! (Holds the skull close to her heart and waves good bye to him.)

On the "No Pain, No Game" episode:

Confessional Can:

Duncan: I vote for Heather, because I know she's behind Courtney getting kicked off. You'll pay for that, Toots. (to Courtney) If you're watching this on cable, I miss you, Babe.

End of Confessional Can:

On the "Haut Camp-ture" episode:

Courtney: Who would I like to win? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'd have to pick Duncan but don't tell the other though, ok?

Izzy: Oh, we already know. You were all over him!

Noah: My golden lab drools less over a steak.

On the "Tri-Armed Triathlon" episode:

It was the final tri-armed challenge when the three handcuffed teams make a totem pole for the order of campers being eliminated. Chris goes over to Duncan and Leshawna's group area.

Chris: Let's see how our most arguing team is up to. (Sees Duncan is doing something to the back of the wooden head of Courtney. He takes it away to see it.) What's this?

Duncan: (Looks nervous) Don't!

Chris sees that it's a wood carving saying "D+C" with a heart around it.

Chris: (Giggles)

Duncan: Ugh! It's not funny man.

Chris: (referring to Duncan carving his and Courtney's initials) Some guys kiss girls they like, this dude here carves her head. (Laughs) Looks like Mr. Tough isn't so tough after all.

Leshawna throws wooden head at Chris and knocks him over.

Leshawna: Who says we gotta be tough all the time?

From the "Very Last Episode, Really" episode:

Confessional Can:

Courtney: Then again, danger is kinda hot!!

End of Confessional Can:

Courtney grabs Duncan by the shirt and pulls him into a deep kiss. She then pulls him away that breathes for air.

Courtney: You're still not my type.

Duncan: You make me sick.

They go into a big deep kiss again and the both of them are moaning.

End of Tape:

The audience applauses wildly and whistles.

Burga141: Okay here they are folks, the opposite lovebirds Duncan and Courtney!!!

The audience claps and whistles at Duncan and Courtney. They are both holding hands and smiling at the audience. They get on the stage and hug the Hostess. The audience chants 'KISS' at them 3 times. Then Duncan pulled Courtney by the waist and they both start making out. The audience wolf whistling at them. Then they stop and sit next to each other on the couch. He puts his arms around her waist and she gets closure to him.

Burga141: Oh my gosh!!! Wow! Duncan and Courtney…………..Who are you guys doing?

Duncan: We are doing great, we are having a very healthy relationship. I treat her like a princess. (Smirks)

Burga141: Courtney, how is your parents cooping with your relationship with a delinquent?

Courtney: They hate him. (The audience awws) But now me and Duncan moved into an apartment together since I'm in the Muskoka Orchestra and he is a mechanic.

Burga141: Soo since Duncan went to TDA and you didn't, how did you guys worked it out?

Courtney: (Giggles) Well we wrote letters to each other and had some night time phone calls…………….(The audience whoos)

Duncan: And she was sending some "photos". (Winks and the audience whistles)

Burga141: Okay well we'll be getting more dirt on Duncan and Courtney's relationship after the break.

Commercial Break:

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New York pops up in a sparkly Purple dress.

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End of Commercial Break:

The Camera does a close up on Burga141 who is sitting on the studio chair on the flat round stage. The audience is clapping and the TDI theme song plays in the background. Music stops when the camera does a head close up on the hostess.

Burga141: Hey everyone…….. Duncan on the TDI special after you wrestled and alligator for Courtney to get the suitcase of million dollars, she leaves you after you broken your ankle. You said you love her thought. Why?

Duncan: (Smirks) Well…………even though she did ditch me, I just love the way how she acts so uptight all the time and is crazy enough to be my girl! (Looks at her) I love you princess.

Courtney: (Looks up him) I love you too! (Kisses him)

Burga141: Well there is actually one little girl who turned out to be Duncan's sister and is adopted by the couple yesterday………………….Sherry!!

The audience claps when Sherry is entering the stage. Her sandy hair is long and curly. She is wearing a pink t-shirt and jeans and sneakers. She hugs the hostess and sits between Duncan and Courtney.

Burga141: Oh my gosh………Sherry how old are you?

Sherry: 7

Burga141: That's nice. So do you like having Duncan and Courtney as parents?

Sherry: Yes. Duncan always calls me Sweetie Pie and Courtney always plays dolls with me!

Duncan: Yeah me and Courtney never gave up to adopt her. (He and Courtney both hugs Sherry)

Burga141: Well we'll let Sherry sit back at her seat (Sherry exits the Stage). Up next we'll have a surprise music video and the ending that you don't wanna miss………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….After the break! Stay with us!