RWBY Reacts to Ships

by: RandomReaderThatWrites


Yang: Want any of you join me? Of course! You evil humans are enjoying this, aren't you?!

Namah: I gotta be honest I really don't like white rose. It just seems like too much of a crackship for me. It feels against character. Think about it pretty sure weiss is straight she shown interest in guys and never girls. Not only that but shes a conservative rich girl she was a for majority of the show a racist, im inclined to think she moght hold conservative views on homosexuality too. Id be inclined to think ruby might be gay since she doesn't show much interest on guy but its odvious the storys been building up to lancaster.

RandomReaderThatWrites: Weiss a racist? Yes, she hated the White Fang, but I don't think that going that far as Racist is what she does. Besides, she has gone through Character Development, and honestly speaking, if you take everything into consideration, White Rose makes more sense than Iceberg/Arctic Ocean. As for Lancaster, not necessarily. Only because they spent Volume 4 together does not show that Lancaster is going to be canon.

Alas, thank you for leaving a review, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.

korben600: Mwhahahhah! Everybody ships Arkos! Oh, and quick question, do you take polyamorous ships? Cause if so, imma add Blake x Yang x Sun. (Blake has a thing for blondes)

If not, I'm also adding Stacy's mom as a ship, regardless (Kali x Sun) (not necessarily because I ship it so much as I want Blake to suffer, mwhahahaha)

Also, if anyone hasn't added it, Qrowin, and Elderburn, because winter Schnee needs some love and Weiss needs more embarrassment in her life.

And since Yang and Ruby haven't gone through enough, I would also like to request what I call Teamlayer (Taiyang Xiao Long x Qrow Branwen) (get it, because if tai slept with Tai slept with Qrow he laid with his whole team?) (officially called Taiqrow)

Sorry for adding so many ship requests, I know you're swamped but I've been enjoying all of the schadenfreude and wanted to get in some last ones before requests closed...

RandomReaderThatWrites: Qrowin/Snowbirds is already on the list. As for "Blake and the Blondes", Kali/Sun, Elderburn and Teamlayer, I will do my best ;) Now people, requests are officially over.

Emiliano733: Oh, yes, i wish them good luck. Keep up the good work and see you later.

RandomReaderThatWrites: I'm glad you liked the previous chapter. Here is the second one. Hop you enjoy this too.


Chapter 8: Boop

RandomReaderThatWrites: Hello again Readers! We are back with Chapter 8. For this chapter, our special guest will be: Penny!

Penny: Hi!

Ruby: Penny! What are you doing here?

Penny: I was asked to be a Secondary Commentary just for this chapter.

Yang: But Ran, she is not human, and does not completely understand human feelings.

RandomReaderThatWrites: That's why she is here. While we do our review, she can also get a better understanding of human emotions.

Yang: But you know in Canon, Penny is reduced to Qu-

RandomReaderThatWrites: I KNOW! *Starts Crying*

Yang: Eh... *Awkward Situation* For today's ship we have 'Boop', also known as: Noren, Sloth Flower, Renora, Sloth, Flower Power or Watermelon.

Ruby: Yes, we are going to review Ren and Nora!

Blake: Do those two really need to be reviewed?

Weiss: No, if you ask me.

RandomReaderThatWrites: Oh come on girls. We have to review the ships in the list, and this one is on said list.

Penny: And what am I supposed to do as Secondary Commentary?

RandomReaderThatWrites: You know Ren and Nora, right? Well, you have to say your opinion regarding their relationship.

Penny: And what do people do in a relationship?

Yang: *Eyes Shine* They kiss on the lips and make out. *Smug Grim*

Blake: Please, no further details Yang.

Yang: Sure, Brake.

Penny: So, do we review on the subject: "Would Ren and Nora look good kissing and making out?"

Yang: Yes!

Penny: Okay, then... based on my calculations... the answer would be: Yes.

Ruby: Penny is right! They're just so cute together!

Yang: LOL, Nora would have gone as far as to bribe Ozpin, only to pair her and Ren as partners, back during the initiation.

Weiss: Yet, they're not together.

Penny: Together? Aren't they in the same team?

Blake: Together as in Lovers, Penny.

Penny: Oh.

Weiss: This is pointless. Everyone knows Nora is a Rensexual, and everyone knows Ren cares for Nora. Why are we doing this?

Penny: What's a Rensexual?

Yang: Not lesb, not gay, but someone interested only on Ren and no other male or female.

Penny: Oh. Then, wouldn't that mean that Renora is basically: Inseparable Ship.

Ruby: Yes, but... What if somehow someone breaks this ship?!

Blake: I don't think that is ever going to happen.

Yang: Yeah sis. It's obvious. Those two are going to end up together.

Ruby: But what if one of them dies?! Like Arkos?!

Weiss: Ruby, calm down.

Ruby: No! We have to stop any interference!

RPBY: Yeah!

Weiss: Girls!

Ruby: Let us make Renora happen at all cost! For the sake of Renora cute babies!

RWBYP: Yes!

Ruby: On we go!

RandomReaderThatWrites: But girls, remember to return tomorrow for the next chapter!

RWBY: No!


Yang: I am dying here people!

Chapter 9: Crosshares

Chapter 10: Lancaster

Chapter 11: Iceberg

Chapter 12: Baked Alaska

Chapter 13: Milk and Cereal