141. Sensei Jack may be a real Samurai but Agent Six is not a real Ninja. Stop asking him to teach you the "Way of the Shinobi".

(Seriously, he has swords. Pointy swords.)

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142. All manner of Flirting in general is to be kept at a minimum and out of mission meetings.

(This is a military organization, not a dating service. Bravo.)

(Now hold on there sparky. You seriously can't expect me to stop spreading the love to all them fine pretty young women can you? -Bravo)

(I don't expect you to. But the pretty young women do.)

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143. Anyone who attempts Fusion-Fu in battle and is minorly injured while doing so will receive no sympathy from the medical staff and will be forced to wait their turn at the back of the line.

(We don't care how fun it is, please stop Numbuh 4.)

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144. April Fools Day is not a get out of jail, free for all prank day.

(Bloo, were all looking at you.)

(What! I didn't even do anything! - Bloo)

(Not yet anyway. - Frankie)

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145. All pranks in general are to be kept to a minimum and out of the Engineering and Science Labs. Failure to follow this rule will result in all involved cleaning each and every bathroom in the base for a month.

(We warned you Bloo.)

(Oh C'mon! This is discrimination! Discrimination against pranksters and awesome jokes I tell ya! - Bloo)

(No Bloo, just you mostly.)

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146. You can paint the perimeter walls and even the outer HQ Building all you want, but you will be expected/made to scrap off what you paint.

(Panini, you've got to stop drawing "P+C" on the walls.)

(Chowders screams are getting on our nerves.)

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147. Rental vehicles are rentals. Please do not paint on or attach stickers to your rides while you use them.

(Kevin and Coop are getting tired of having to repaint them.)

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148. Polka, Folk, and Village music is also banned from the Com airwaves.

(You may love the old Folk songs from your homeland Ralph but many of us do not.)

(Thats my horse! - Billy)

*Slap*

(No thats my horse! - Ed)

*Slap*

(Except for Ed and Billy)

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149. Sending false missions to other troops and squads, even as a joke, is forever prohibited.

(Half the local brigade was wandering the woods all night looking for something called a Snipe.)

(When we got back in the morning Mandy told us we'ed all been punked.)

(We were not amused.)

(An Eddy had to hide for a week.)

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150. For the love of all that is peaceful, no scaring Courage.

(Seriously guys, he controls many of the emergency lockdowns for the base and its very annoying having to find and convince him were not under attack by monsters while were all locked inside.)

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151. Sending love letters to somebody under someone else's name is not funny and is to cease immediately.

(I could explain. But I'd rather not.)

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152. Wilt is not a flagpole. Stop tying flags and underwear to his only arm.

(Even if he say's its okay its really not.)

(Its not that big a deal, I'm totally fine with it. Honest. -Wilt.)

(He's such a liar. No way he's okay with Numbuh 4's stinky unwashed drawers being tied to his arm.)

(Hey! I do too wash 'em! -#4)

(Yeah, but not often enough. -#5)

(Twice a year is plenty enough times! -#4)

(No. It's not. -#1)

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153. No more Karaoke Nights. Ever.

(Over a dozen horribly bad high pitched singers + a single microphone hooked to a stadium sized hi tech surround sound system = one planet pounding headache.)

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154. Tom gets final say on what music to broadcast over the Com for a reason.

(Because he has good tastes that appeal to everyone and you don't Ralph.)

(Plus he doesn't set annoying music to play on an infinite loop Test.)

(Oh c'mon! One time! -Johnny Test)

(One time was more than enough.)

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155. Don't try to tell fan girls who they can and can't ship.

(Beware the fan girls.)

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156. Just because Tom won't broadcast some of the music you like doesn't mean you can steal his music.

(Give him back his CD's Ralph, we know it was you.)

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157. Cocoa, Cheese, Bloo, and every other Imaginary Friend is not to be used as a subject for scientific study without their consent.

(Mandark already learned this lesson.)

(An now so has Numbuh 2.)

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158. Addition to Rule # 157. The same goes for the talking animals.

(Bubbles has pretty much adopted them all.)

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159. Mr. Green is a kind and respected Educational Instructor of the ECF and is not to be attacked without a dang good reason.

(He may be a demon but he is not evil, Jack.)

(My apologizes, but reflex and instinct is very hard to overcome. -Jack)

(Easy mistake to make Sensei Jack. Believe me, I know. -Blossom)

(Ditto. -June)

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160. Laser sights are meant to help you accurately target your weapons on the enemy in battle. Not used to cause the more paranoid of us to dive for cover behind the potted plants in the halls.

(Even if it is totally hilarious! XD)

(It is not! -#1)

(Sorry Numbuh 1, but it totally is! XD -#2)

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