A/N: My computer is still not fixed.
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Eddie J: Normal People:
I love it when my girl/boyfriend tells me she/he loves me.
Me:
I love it when the microwave tells me my food is ready.
Frank S: That's because the microwave is the only thing that talks to you!
Jerry M: Frank, why don't you just stfu and leave everyone alone.
Eddie J. and 4 others like this.
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Kim C: Ways to get killed by me:
1.) Touch my phone
2.) Touch me when I am asleep
3.) Touch my food
Jack B: 4.) Call her 'Kimmy'
Rudy G. and 3 others like this.
Kim C: Eh... True.
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Laniee C. to Kim C: Rolf!
Kim C. to Laniee C: LshIdmtamsfo
Kim C: Do you know what that means?
Laniee C: Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off.
Laniee C: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! I SAID 'BOOM'!
Kim C: ... BEST. MOM. EVER!
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Kim C. changed their status from Single to In A Relationship.
Kim C: Jack and I got together!
Jack B. changed their status from Single to In A Relationship.
Jack B: Kim and I are dating! I can now call her Kimmy!
Kim C: And I can call him Jackie!
Seaford High (768 people), The Brewer Family (79 people), The Crawford Family (65 people) liked this.
Kim C: Wow, who knew 912 people wanted us together?
Jack B: I don't know.
Milton K: *facepalms*
Jerry M: *facepalms*
Eddie J: *facepalms*
Rudy G: *facepalms*
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Milton K. to Julie Andrews: Happy Birthday
Julie A: Awwww! What did you get me?
Milton K: You see that blue Mustang?
Julie A: Yeah...
Milton K: A new SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR that color!
Julie A: I needed a new one!
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Jerry M. to Jack B: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack B: Why?
Jerry M: To get to the gay guy's house.
Jack B: Knock. Knock.
Jerry M: Who's there?
Jack B: The chicken.
Jerry M: That's my joke!
Kim C: Well it wouldn't make work since he is dating ME! 100% FEMALE!
Jack B. and 3 others like this.
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Jack B: I love you more!
Kim C: That's impossible, because I love you more!
Jack B: On a scale from 1-10 how much do you love me?
Kim C: Sideways 8... :)
Jack B: ... Okay that was clever. ;)
Kim C: ;)
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Donna T: I lost 5 pounds!
Kim C: Did you finally remove your make-up from your face?
Jack B. and 75 others like this.
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Jack B. to Kim C: Hey, Babe, you up for tonight?
Rudy G: What are you two doing?
Jack B: Movie Night. ALONE!
Kim C: No, I'd rather eat Milton's cake than see you!
Jack B: Period?
Kim C: ... Yes ...
Jack B: I'll be over in 10 mins with chocolate, movies, blankets, Tylenol, and japanese take-out.
Kim C: This is why I love you. :) :*
The End
WYL,
RaySimp1999
