Facebook

A/N: My computer is still not fixed.

(((KICK)))

Eddie J: Normal People:

I love it when my girl/boyfriend tells me she/he loves me.

Me:

I love it when the microwave tells me my food is ready.

Frank S: That's because the microwave is the only thing that talks to you!

Jerry M: Frank, why don't you just stfu and leave everyone alone.

Eddie J. and 4 others like this.

(((KICK)))

Kim C: Ways to get killed by me:

1.) Touch my phone

2.) Touch me when I am asleep

3.) Touch my food

Jack B: 4.) Call her 'Kimmy'

Rudy G. and 3 others like this.

Kim C: Eh... True.

(((KICK)))

Laniee C. to Kim C: Rolf!

Kim C. to Laniee C: LshIdmtamsfo

Kim C: Do you know what that means?

Laniee C: Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off.

Laniee C: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! I SAID 'BOOM'!

Kim C: ... BEST. MOM. EVER!

(((KICK)))

Kim C. changed their status from Single to In A Relationship.

Kim C: Jack and I got together!

Jack B. changed their status from Single to In A Relationship.

Jack B: Kim and I are dating! I can now call her Kimmy!

Kim C: And I can call him Jackie!

Seaford High (768 people), The Brewer Family (79 people), The Crawford Family (65 people) liked this.

Kim C: Wow, who knew 912 people wanted us together?

Jack B: I don't know.

Milton K: *facepalms*

Jerry M: *facepalms*

Eddie J: *facepalms*

Rudy G: *facepalms*

(((KICK)))

Milton K. to Julie Andrews: Happy Birthday

Julie A: Awwww! What did you get me?

Milton K: You see that blue Mustang?

Julie A: Yeah...

Milton K: A new SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR that color!

Julie A: I needed a new one!

(((KICK)))

Jerry M. to Jack B: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jack B: Why?

Jerry M: To get to the gay guy's house.

Jack B: Knock. Knock.

Jerry M: Who's there?

Jack B: The chicken.

Jerry M: That's my joke!

Kim C: Well it wouldn't make work since he is dating ME! 100% FEMALE!

Jack B. and 3 others like this.

(((KICK)))

Jack B: I love you more!

Kim C: That's impossible, because I love you more!

Jack B: On a scale from 1-10 how much do you love me?

Kim C: Sideways 8... :)

Jack B: ... Okay that was clever. ;)

Kim C: ;)

(((KICK)))

Donna T: I lost 5 pounds!

Kim C: Did you finally remove your make-up from your face?

Jack B. and 75 others like this.

(((KICK)))

Jack B. to Kim C: Hey, Babe, you up for tonight?

Rudy G: What are you two doing?

Jack B: Movie Night. ALONE!

Kim C: No, I'd rather eat Milton's cake than see you!

Jack B: Period?

Kim C: ... Yes ...

Jack B: I'll be over in 10 mins with chocolate, movies, blankets, Tylenol, and japanese take-out.

Kim C: This is why I love you. :) :*

The End

WYL,

RaySimp1999