While helping the guys cook Alexis watches Ed play with a yo-yo and tries to keep her distance to avoid getting hit with it.
"Just as I thought. One teaspoon of butter perfectly measured Eddy." Edd says holding a teaspoon of butter as Eddy then grabs the entire stick of butter and puts it in the skillet.
"Got it Double D. You guys haven't lied until you've tried one of my omelets. Ed eggs I need eggs." Eddy says.
"Would it kill you to say please to someone." Alexis says as she helps Ed get the eggs and then watches Ed get tangled up in his yo-yo and fall.
"Almost there Eddy." Ed says.
"Ed your pitting the floor." Edd says.
"No way Double D not since I had my braces removed." Ed says trying to shake off the yo-yo.
"Eggs Ed! Eggs!" Eddy yells. Ed then searches for the eggs in the freezer as Alexis decides to help Edd instead.
"You wont find eggs in the freezer mono brow. Look in the fridge next to the milk." Eddy says.
"I'll be right back Eddy." Ed says.
"I got some eggs." Ed says as he finally finds the eggs with his tongue stuck to a fudge pop in the freezer.
"Bring them over I'm starving." Eddy says. Ed then tries bringing the eggs over and in the process knocks over the fridge and the eggs go flying everywhere.
"Ed oh Ed." Eddy says as he walks over to Ed with the skillet behind his back.
"Banana flavor Eddy want a bite?" Ed asks while his tongue is still stuck to the fudge pop.
"Hold that thought." Eddy says as he then hits Ed with the skillet. Alexis, Eddy, and Edd then start wiping eggs off of themselves.
"No eggs no omelets Eddy." Edd says.
"If we had a chicken we'd be knee deep in eggs. A chicken! That's it!" Eddy says as Ed tackles him.
"Oh please Eddy can we get a chicken? Come on Eddy. Oh please Eddy lets get a chicken. Can we please? I love chickens Eddy!" Ed says as he begs Eddy for a chicken.
"Sure Ed. You can have a chicken. But I get to keep the eggs." Eddy says as they then head to Rolf's house.
"Look! Chicken!" Ed says as he then starts running towards the chickens.
"And they lay eggs! Hey Rolf! Fire over that egg maker!" Eddy says as he hops over the fence.
"Chicken are fast." Ed says as he chases a chicken.
"Come on Rolf give us a chicken." Eddy says as he goes over to Rolf. Alexis and Edd then go over to Rolf.
"Has your brain turn to custard like half priced pastry Ed boy? I give you no chicken. It is very simple like yourself to hunt your own fowl." Rolf says.
"Hhmm. An opportunity to nurture the life and future of a domestic fowl seems appealing." Edd says.
"Where do eggs come from Rolf?" Ed asks.
"Let me show you exactly where the egg comes fr-" Rolf then gets cut off by Edd.
"No...um eggs come from chickens Ed." Edd says.
"Where does a chicken come from?" Ed asks.
"An egg slowpoke Ed. My day is half over and you are half full. Goodbye." Rolf says as he starts walking off with an egg.
"Wait Rolf! How about that egg?" Eddy asks as he tries to snatch the egg away from Rolf but fails.
"You must trade for the egg greasy Ed boy." Rolf says.
"Trade? For what?" Eddy asks.
"Sawdust. You want this egg yes Ed boy." Rolf says.
*Timeskip*
"We'll have a chicken in no time." Eddy says as he puts a cup under the tree Ed and Edd are gonna saw. Alexis shakes her head feeling this isn't gonna go well.
"I love chickens Eddy!" Ed yells.
"Please I enjoy Widdy Banter but my arms are falling asleep here." Edd says holding the saw.
"The sawdust collector is ready. Let's go boys!" Eddy says holding the cup under the tree. Ed and Edd then start sawn the tree.
"I hate to do this for a living." Eddy says as Johnny comes running over.
"Stop! Stop sawing that log!" Johnny says.
"How're we supposed to get sawdust? Maybe Plank would like to contribute." Eddy says.
"Oh no. Plank says Kevin has lots of sawdust." Johnny says.
"Kevin's got sawdust. Remind me to thank you. Later." Eddy says as they quickly head over to Kevin's house.
"I'm getting a chicken." Ed says as he runs after Eddy. Alexis, and Edd. Once over at Kevin's they see Kevin lugging a trash can filled with sawdust.
"Uh excuse me Kevin but we would lie to offer our services and help you dispose of that-" Edd then gets cut off by Eddy.
"Give us your sawdust Kevin. I mean sawdust is so heavy and is always lying around doing nothing. Useless dust from a saw eh." Eddy says.
"And our respect for what byproducts to ensure it will be distributed to a loving home." Edd says.
"Fine you can have the sawdust." Kevin says.
"Yes! Now we can get my egg." Eddy says.
"And I can hug a chicken." Ed says as he hugs Alexis, Edd, and Eddy.
"I'll trade ya for painting my shed." Kevin says.
"Trade shmade paint your own lousy shed." Eddy says.
"No sweat. I'll just take this sawdust and-" Kevin then gets cut off by Eddy.
"No! Wait! Um so where's the paint?" Eddy asks.
"What paint?" Kevin asks.
"How do we paint the shed with no paint?" Eddy asks.
"You figure it out. Dork!" Kevin says as he walks off. Eddy and he others then head over to Jimmy's and come in on him while he is painting a bowl of fruit.
"How's it going rembren?" Eddy asks.
"My picture is ruined!" Jimmy says as he runs into the closest door with his paints.
"Jimmy wait! Give us some paint! Jimmy! Come on! Come out here will ya. We just need some lousy paint." Eddy says as he reaches under the door making Jimmy scream.
"Where are ya ya little-"Eddy gets cut off by Jimmy biting his hand resulting in Eddy pulling his hand back out from under the door.
"He bit me! He bit me! Jimmy bit me! Jimmy bit me!" Eddy says screaming. Alexis laughs.
"Serves him right for scaring poor Jimmy like that." Alexis laughs.
"A starving artist I suppose. I couldn't resist." Edd says as he laughs.
"Pardon me perhaps we couldn't interest you in a trade." Edd says.
"A trade? Clams." Jimmy says.
"Clams?" Edd ask.
"Clams? Where the heck do you get-" Eddy gets cut off by Jimmy.
"No clams no paint." Jimmy says. Eddy and the others then start going door to door asking for clams. Eddy and the others then see Johnny come up out of the sewers with a bucket of clams.
"Boy Plank you hard to beat when it comes to gathering clams." Johnny says.
"Clams?" Edd asks.
"Is that Johnny?" Ed says going over to Johnny.
"The clam master has arrived." Eddy says following Ed.
"My how convenient." Ed says as he and Alexis go over to Johnny.
"Just what were looking for. Toss a few of those clams our way Johnny boy." Eddy says.
"Trade ya Eddy." Johnny says.
"Oh sure why not." Eddy says.
"We'd like an anchor." Johnny says.
"An anchor! What're you nuts?! I'm going home." Eddy says as he then falls down the manhole.
"But I love chickens Eddy." Ed says. Eddy and the others then head to the Kankers sisters trailer to get the anchor in disguise while Alexis stays hidden up in a tree.
"Greetings ladies. Um we're doing a survey and.. Oh I mea um we're doing a survey and-" Eddy says as he deepens his voice but then gets cut off by Lee.
"Our mom's not home." Lee says.
"Yea take a hike." Marie says as the sisters start laughing.
"I was wondering. How many anchors do you own?" Eddy asks.
"That's stupid." Marie says.
"You look familiar mister." Lee says.
"Stop it will ya." Eddy says as he start loosing balance cause of Ed.
"You been on an infomercial?" May asks.
"Um no.. yes. I'm very well known quite famous actually want my autograph?" Eddy asks as Ed sticks his head out of their disguise.
"I'm the legs." Ed says as their disguise falls apart.
"Oh my exposed." Edd says. Alexis shakes her head.
"I'm not getting involved in this they started it they can finish it." Alexis says.
"Its our boyfriends." Marie says.
"Eddy such a weasel." Lee says.
"Group hug." Marie says as she and her sisters try kissing the boys but they run away with Alexis following quickly after them. and go to Johnny who is sitting on a tire swing.
"Listen to the clams gurgle in the bucket Plank." Johnny says as Eddy goes over to Johnny and hands him a rope.
"Got your anchor Johnny allow me." Eddy says as he spins the swing causing Johnny to get tied up in the rope and have a rock tied to the end of the rope.
"Wise trade Johnny. Clams for an anchor I'm such a sucker. Quick lets get over to Kevin's." Eddy says holding the bucket at Edd points to the bucket and sees Johnny holding on to the bucket.
"Alright! Alright! We couldn't get an anchor! Can we trade for something else!?" Eddy asks.
"Plank wants to trade." Johnny says as they then head to see Sarah and Naz playing bad mitten and Eddy grabs the racket Sarah is using.
"Gimme your racket Sarah." Eddy says.
"My serve." Sarah says as she then tosses Eddy at the net and lets him go flying back at Edd and Ed.
"Don't ever touch my racket!" Sarah says.
"Sarah we need it to trade for a chicken. Please." Ed says.
"I'll trade you for a giant teddy bear." Sarah says.
"When will it end?" Eddy asks.
"Back to Jimmy's!" Ed says dragging Alexis, Edd, an Eddy back to Jimmy's and starts knocking on his front door.
"What do you want?" Jimmy asks.
"Giant teddy bear." Eddy says.
"Plums." Jimmy says making Eddy growl annoyed.
"What's with the food?" Eddy says as he heads to Rolf's house again.
"Plums are good for you Eddy." Edd says.
"So back again wanting Rolf's plums confused Ed boys. Do you not want my egg?" Rolf asks picking plums and putting them into a bag.
"Yes we want the egg! But we need these plums first!" Eddy says as he tries taking off with the bag of plums but it does no good.
"No plums. As I am still waiting for my sawdust. Do not fool Rolf." Rolf says.
"Oh I know lets trade. How about a nice comb for those plums?" Eddy asks as he pulls a comb out of his pocket.
"I have many thank you." Rolf says.
"Ok how about Alexis she is a wolf so she could come in handy on the farm?" Eddy asks.
"Hey!" Alexis growls.
"I do enjoy Alexis's company and that she helps Rolf out but I don't want to trade her like that." Rolf says.
"Thank you Rolf at least somebody has some decency." Alexis says as she gives Eddy a dirty look.
"I should have known it. Let's see a condensed manners for the advanced book. Ok uh uh uh." Eddy says pulling stuff out of Edd's pocket.
"Avakas Eddy." Edd says
"I got a yo-yo. That is called walking the dog." Ed says as he tries doing a trick with a yo-yo.
"It's over Double D. No eggs no chicken no omelet." Eddy says.
"It is so simple I am enjoying myself." Rolf says as he plays with the yo-yo and Eddy goes running over.
"Yo-yo for plums Rolf?" Eddy asks.
"Yes Ed boy I have never seen such a thing. My family would sit around the stove telling stories of brotus bread and Rolf's yo-yo for generations." Rolf says.
"Well." Eddy says.
"Yea yea goodbye." Rolf says giving Eddy the plums.
"Be right back." Eddy says as they go finish there other trades and then come back to Rolf's with the sawdust.
"So here's the sawdust cough up the egg Rolfy boy." Eddy says.
"Yes the trade is complete. Behold." Rolf says holding the egg.
"Splendid." Edd says as Eddy takes the egg from Rolf.
"It's mine. What I went through for you baby." Eddy says.
"I'll begin drawing plans for an incubator." Edd says.
"It has my eyes." Ed says.
"And your thick outer shell." Eddy says.
"I want to hold it Eddy. Lets play." Ed says as he tackles Eddy for the egg and takes it from him.
"Ed! No! Wait!" Eddy says.
"You must be so cramp in there. Fly chicken fly. Uh the chickens gone bad." Ed says as he then breaks the egg.
"Like my luck." Eddy says.
