A/N Hallo Loves!
I'm freaking exhausted...
I might go to bed after posting this...
Dedication: Mybrainsrmush, Kumquat42
Pairing: Gratsu... and a bunch of implied others...
Fiction: The Most Shocking Kiss
Warnings: Yaoi, light cursing and a bunch of kissing!
Whilst the normal sounds of the rambunctious guild were echoing around in the background, the members of Fairy Tail's "Team Natsu" were all sitting around a wooden table in silence. Well, all accept Wendy and Carla that is. Wendy had decided to take a simple quest with Carla, stating that she needed to build her independence, and Lucy had waved her off happily, with a tear in her eye.
"Yeah, go Wendy!" Wendy blushed at Romeo's exclamation.
What Lucy hadn't known at the time, was that Erza and Natsu were both completely against "Team Natsu" going out without all of its members, and as a consequence, they were all sitting there bored.
"Gray and Lucy could have gone on a solo mission, and then this beautiful romance could have formed and—" Mira's rant was cut off by a furious cough.
"Oneechan, are you sure you're ready to come back?" Lisanna asked cautiously.
"For this story, absolutely!" she woman declared.
"No one has any idea how much this worries Juvia," the Rain Woman stated.
Lucy looked around the guild, and noted that Wendy and Carla were the only members not in the hall that day. It seemed as if today was a relaxation day for everyone, and it was at this time that Lucy came up with an idea.
"Lushi's ideas are never good," Happy said. The blonde lunged for the cat, but hit her bandaged, burnt fingers on the table when Happy dodged, successfully sending the woman back to her spot.
Lucy leaned forward to the middle of the table, and whispered conspiratorially to her companions,
"Hey, do you wanna play a game?"
"Do. Not. Play. The. Game." An ominous voice advised.
"I don't think I want to," Gray commented, shaking his head.
Natsu, and Happy both looked up from their food in interest, and even Erza and Gray looked at her questioningly.
"What kind of game?" Happy asked with his mouth full of fish.
Happy gasped loudly. "Story Me likes fish too!"
"And you call me stupid," Lucy scoffed.
"I call it, 'The Most Shocking Kiss'", Lucy said, in an effort to peak their interest. It had worked, for now even Gray and Erza were looking at her with notable interest.
"Kisses are better than cake!" Erza stated as she speared the strawberry from her own cake.
"Here's how it works," Lucy began to explain. "Each of us will work our way around the guild and basically attempt to kiss as many people as we can. Each member of Fairy Tail who is not one of us can only be kissed once however. So, if I kiss Mira, then none of you can kiss Mira, and whichever one of us manages to kiss someone who is the most shocking wins," Lucy finished her explanation with satisfaction, looking around to gauge the reaction of her companions.
"Why would Lucy-nee wanna kiss Mira-nee?" Romeo asked Natsu beside him.
"It was just an example," Lucy answered for the Dragon Slayer who had his mouth full with a turkey drumstick.
"Yes, because we all know Lucy loves me!" Loke planted a firm kiss on Lucy's cheek before Lucy force closed the Lion's gate.
"What do you mean by shocking?" asked Natsu.
"Yes, and how will we measure it?" Gray said slowly.
"By shocking, I mean, kissing someone no one would ever expect you to kiss. So, if Laxus kissed Master that would be much more shocking than Alzack kissing Bisca. Make sense?" Lucy explained to Natsu.
"With the image of Laxus and Makarov imprinted on my brain, nothing makes since," Lisanna scrunched up her nose.
"But an AlzachxBisca kiss would be adorable," Mira nudged Alzack with her elbow.
Natsu nodded his head in understanding.
"But how do we measure who has the most shocking kiss?" Gray asked again.
Lucy pondered that for a second, before grinning in triumph.
"Once a time limit of 30 minutes is up, we'll all come back here and have a vote. Each member can vote for one pairing that was the most shocking, but they can't vote for themselves. Sound fair?"
"I will force them all to kiss me," Erza said forcefully, with an earnest expression on her face.
The whole assembly of the guild member's face as turned ghostly white.
"No, no, no, no, no," Lucy was shaking her hands and head in disagreement. She'd forgotten about this fierce and competitive side of Erza. She'd probably force everyone to kiss her at sword point if Lucy didn't set her straight now.
"Jellal would kiss Erza without being at sword point," Lucy giggled to Lisanna. All the sudden, a killer aura was over both the women.
"What was that?" Erza hissed, a bejeweled sword drawn.
"Uh…" Lucy stammered. "Nothing, ma'am," she finally squeaked.
"No, every person has to kiss you willingly." Lucy emphasized the willingly,hoping that both Erza and Natsu would take heed. Erza looked put out and nodded her agreement, and Natsu simply grinned in response.
"Who wouldn't want to kiss that boy with his grin, though?" Lisanna asked. Lucy glanced over to Natsu with turkey all in his teeth and slowly brought up her hand.
"Count me out," she swallowed.
I'm sorry everyone, she thought in the direction of her guild mates, I may have just caused you all some major problems.
"I am so excited to see how this turns out!" Mira squealed.
"Well then," she said, "game start!"
What followed was a series of amusing, and sometimes rather disturbing, smooches.
"Could you imagine ElfmanxNatsu?" Lucy mused.
Lisanna tried really hard for a few moments.
"No," she shook her head. "I really can't."
Lucy easily got kisses from Wakaba and Loke by flashing her boobs, and even managed to convince Mira to give her a kiss, though no one could ever work out how.
"I know," Lisanna shot her hand up. "But still Lucy," the white haired woman shook her head.
Erza had challenged Evergreen to a duel, claiming a kiss as her victors reward, before pressing on to kiss an amused Laxus, and a slightly terrified Elfman.
"Being terrified isn't MANLY!" Elfman yelled, "Although, Erza is Manly!"
Natsu simply ran around kissing everyone who would allow him. A perplexed, but amused Levi—
Gajeel let out a deadly sounding growl. Levi just laughed and patted her Dragon Slayer's arm.
—a starry-eyed Romeo—
Wendy widened her eyes at the boy next to her.
—a blushing Lisanna—
"I bet you Natsu was blushing brighter," Lisanna sang.
—a drunken Cana—
"I'm not always drunk, you know," the drunken brunette slurred.
—and an irritated Gajeel.—
"Like hell I'd ever let you kiss me!" Gajeel shouted after hearing that last part.
"I can't help it if you couldn't resist me," Natsu scoffed, starting a brawl between the two, who were instantly kicked outside as not to disturb the reading.
"Who did I kiss?" Gray asked.
Poor Happy was too late to get kisses from anyone, but he didn't mind. The only one he really wanted to kiss was out with Wendy anyway.
"M-Male cat," Charle scoffed, lightly blushing behind an oriental fan.
"But who did I kiss?!" Gray repeated louder.
When there were 2 minutes to the challenge remaining, Lucy, Erza, Natsu and Happy all returned to the table. They were shocked to find that Gray was still standing there - having kissed no one.
Natsu's laughed boomed through the guild as he came in limping from outside where Gajeel came in perfectly fine and sat down by Levi.
"Nobody would kiss Gray!" he laughed.
"Gray," Lucy said, "You're going to have to forfeit if you don't kiss anyone."
Gray smirked, before looking at Natsu.
Lucy and Lisanna silently squealed, knowing what would happen because the women had already read this through (Twice).
Natsu looked back with curiosity, however that curiosity soon turned to shock, when he found himself trapped between Gray's chest and the wooden table behind him.
"Not another one," Gray groaned, shaking his head. "Please, not another one."
"Naatssu." Gray purred seductively, placing his lips near Natsu's ear, grinning when he felt the Dragon Slayer shiver. He pressed his body tightly against Natsu's, rubbing against his crotch slightly, and nibbling on Natsu's tan neck. Natsu gasped and shivered again, stretching his head to the other side, granting Gray more access to his neck.
"What the hell're you doing?!" Natsu demanded as he looked at a still Gray.
The entire guild watched in shock, as Gray quickly and efficiently turned Natsu into a shivering and moaning wreck, before giving him a kiss so passionate and hot, that all the girls except a smirking Mira passed out, and several of the boy's noses spurted blood.
The wolf whistles that hadn't been tested in a while rang out. A few people patted a shell shocked Gray's back.
5 minutes of passionate kissing passed, before a ruffled and ravaged looking Gray turned to a newly revived Lucy, and said,
"So, do you want to take that vote now?"
"I know who I'm voting for!" Lucy yelled joyfully.
A certain Rain Woman sulked in the corner.
"Juvia wanted to kiss Gray-sama…"
"You know, Juvia," Mira sang. "We could always play this in real life~!"
A/N Hi again!
You know she would make them, too.
How're you guys? This is just a 'lil something to make your Monday sweeter! ^_^
I'll be updating The Full Story segment soon, to (hopefully) get the updates back on track...
Later, I'm going to be having the guild react to a very crack-y pairing.. It's gonna be good, because that fic is strange, anyways.
Kumquat42! I think I have your username memorized, by how much you're in my A/Ns.
AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU MORE!
Kay, for your 'gift' thingy, (these are really lame, I totally cracked them up to way more then they really are) I found this sauser under Natsu's and Happy's food, and it matches your tea cup, soo... Here 'ya go! ^.^
Mybrainsrmush, thank you so much for graciously letting me use your fic. I had so much fun writing the reactions of everyone (But I'm still not all satisfied with it...). For your 'gift' thingy, I give to you, Erza's bejeweled sword! (She doesn't know I swiped it off the table where she left it, so please don't tell anybody! I might die!)
Please go read 'The Most Shoking Kiss' by the author Mybrainsrmush! I personally, loved this fic, and thought it was hilarious! (Jackie-chan, you're gonna kill me for sayin' that, huh?)
Oh yea, Kumquat42, about Sabertooth...
The reason I haven't included them (Yet!) was because I haven't actually seen any episodes with them yet. I have been watching Fairy Tail for two years now, and I am not even finished with the Oracion Seis arc. I know, I'm slow. Really... really... re...ally... sl...ow... Anyways! But I will try my hardest to portray the characters and try not to make them too OOC
Still no song lyrics...
Song Of The Day: Turn It Up by TOP/T.O.P./Tempo/Choi Seung- Hyun Just really, what ever you wanna call him...
ANYWAYS! Review, 'kay? 'Till next time, Loves-
Ally-chan Ravenwood :-*
