DN POINTLESSNESS 9
OUR SECOND LAST CHAPTER. REVEIW AND I"LL PUT YOUR NAMES ON THE LAST CHAPTER WHERE EVERYONE WILL REALISE HOW GREAT YOU ARE.
Yeah.. Another sucky chapter. Oh boy.
AKUROKU
DN POINTLESSNESS 9:
"Whah ha ha ha!! This is SO funny!"
Dark and Krad are on the computer, watching the 12 videos on youtube known as, "THE STUPID FILES."
Krad: ... Uh hmm...
Daisuke is cooking dinner in the kitchen while Satoshi is knitting a sweater for Daisuke which, in big, bold, letters, said "I LOVE DAI-CHAN" on it.
Daisuke, who is boiling eggs, says " Satoshi haven't I told you I don't want the sweater?"
Satoshi: "What?" His eyes are welling up with tears. "I worked so hard on it.."
Daisuke: Uhh... Nevermind I'll..uh.. wear it when your finished."
Daisuke takes the egg shells off. " Uh oh. Needs more boiling." He puts it into the microwave.
Satoshi looks at the microwave. " Uh. You shouldn't exactly put it in there.."
Daisuke: What?
The eggs explode. All over Daisuke.
"Ow! It's hot! Hot!"
Satoshi: Noo! Dai-chan! I'll take you to the bathroom where we'll take a bath together!
"Agh! Just get the egg off me!"
Dark: Daisuke? I think I smell something burning.
The lasagna in the oven was letting out smoke.
"Agh!! Satoshi, go and get it out!!"
Satoshi lets go of Daisuke for the first time and opens the oven, burning his hand.
"AAGGGHH!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
"Satoshi!! Stop that and take it out!!"
Satoshi takes out the lasagna and burns his wrist.
"AGGH!! NOO!! THE PAIN! THE AGONY!! THE HORROR!!"
"Satoshi!"
Krad: It sure is loud in the kitchen. What's going on?
Dark: Hm... My predictions are that Satoshi burned himself, Daisuke has egg on him, and our dinner is screwed up.
In the Hospital..
Satoshi: Huh?
Daisuke: Ah! You're awake.
Back at Daisuke's house...
The firemen came and soaked the lasagna. They also soaked the sofa, carpet and dinner table.
Dark: Damn. I'm starving!
Krad: Wanna go to Denny's instead?
"Sure!"
Hospital..
Daisuke: I'm sorry. I think this is my fault.
Satoshi:(Trying to act like a gentleman) No. It's my fault. I should have stopped you.
"Satoshi..."
CENSORED MUSHY MOMENT
Meanwhile, Krad and Dark had Denny's for dinner.
END
Oh man. It sucked. But SP's sucked more. This chapter had so little humor it seemed too serious..-.-
Now, let's see those reviewers that will be honored!
-FP
