A/N Sorry about this! It was already due a long time ago, and then during summer I have no internet, so I have to wait until I get back in August to post this.
Anyways, this chapter is plain crack. It has some connection to the earlier chapter named "G for Getting 'Pun'ished".
Disclaimer: Let's be reasonable now, shall we?
I for Indescribable Hate
"I'm teling you, they're not the same thing!" Momoshiro insisted, annoyed.
"Sure they aren't, Momo-chan." Eiji laughed teasingly. The two were walking side-by-side on the way to the ice cream store. That day Echizen had detention, so the two of them were alone.
"It's true!" Momoshiro persisted. "Hiyoshi has a gecko, and I have an iguana!" After the fateful incident at Hyoutei, even Seigaku had heard about Hiyoshi's pet. Ever since then, Eiji hadn't stopped bothering Momoshiro about it.
"Of course." Eiji said sarcastically. He was rather enjoying teasing Momoshiro, it was so pleasing to see his flustered face. Perhaps he'd been hanging out too much with Fujiko lately, he chuckled.
"Eiji-senpai!" Momoshiro pleaded.
"Fine, fine. I'll shut up." Eiji laughed. "Just don't Iguana-kujou me or anything."
Eiji, laughing, ran all the way to the ice cream store with an angry Momoshiro on his heels. When they finally got there, they were both breathless and panting. Holding onto the wall for support, Eiji couldn't resist breaking into a wide smile.
"What's… what's so funny?" Momoshiro panted.
"We've got company." Eiji smiled. "Hello!" He waved to the people standing behind Momoshiro, waiting patiently.
"Hello." The two responded. Momoshiro turned to find two people he was very familiar with. Choutarou and Shishido stood there, one looking bored and the other earnest.
"What were you guys doing?" Choutarou regarded the two's exhausted forms worriedly.
"Oh, just talking about Momoshiro's iguana." Eiji replied, smiling.
"Iguana? You mean like Hiyoshi's gecko?" Shishido lazily asked.
"They're. Not. The. Same." Momoshiro, aggravated, said through clenched teeth.
"Woah, don't get all pissy at me, dude." Shishido held up his hands in front of him. "Damn, your tempers' just like Hiyoshi's." He muttered.
"Say that again!" Momoshiro's eyes blazed. He was getting tired of all this, and the last thing he needed was to be told he had more in common with Hiyoshi than he thought.
"Are you trying to pick a fight?" Shishido glared.
"No, he's not." Eiji hurriedly stepped in between the two of them.
"And neither are you, right?" Choutarou put his hand on Shishido's shoulder with a worried look.
"Iguanas are sophisticated, awesome creatures!" Momoshiro, oblivious to the two, fumed. "Ishi-chan is not even remotely close to those vile gecko creatures that your stupid team mate has! My Ishi-chan is a hundred times better than that damned gecko!"
"Momo-chan…" Eiji said in a warning tone. A scared look appeared in his eyes, but Momoshiro paid him no attention.
"And I refuse to be even inferred to being like that orange-head first year on your team! He makes me sick, with his silly 'gekokujou's all day. You can tell him that I'm disgusted at being put together with him!"
"Momo-chan." Eiji, more scared now, tugged on Momoshiro's arm.
"Don't interrupt me!" Momoshiro blazed. "I have nothing in common with that idiotic future captain of yours, got that? It's indescribable hate that I feel toward him right now, okay? You make sure to get that thought into that rough brain of his!"
"Sure."
Momoshiro paled in an instant. The familiar stern voice came from behind him, and it gave him chills.
"Hi, Hiyoshi-kun." Eiji, who had tried to prevent this, said meekly to the fuming figure behind Momoshiro.
Momoshiro woke up on the hospital bed next to Davide's.
"What got you in here, buddy?" Davide sympathetically asked the poor injured boy beside him.
"My iguana." Momshiro groaned, wanting to get back to sleep. The last thing he needed was to have Davide as a roommate.
"An iguana? You mean like Hiyoshi's gecko?"
