A bit longer than the other ones, but I couldn't find a good stopping point. Yes, this is the classic Harry Potter/Merlin crossover. I needed to try it. It amused me greatly. :)

Drabble Number: Nine

Title: Merlin's Beard?

Summary: Arthur and Merlin save some strange looking teenagers...with even weirder slang.

Rating: K+

Warnings: None


I stared at the three teenagers that Arthur and I saved from bandits. They were garbed in strange clothes and holding sticks, and yet I could sense the magic on them all. They were all semi-powerful sorcerers, especially the black-haired one. I needed to get them alone to warn them of the danger they were in. They seemed to not be aware of the laws against magic in Camelot.

"Arthur, why don't you keep on tracking that boar? I'll talk to them for you. We don't want to lose the boar's trail." I improvised. Arthur nodded.

"Bring the rest of the weapons with you when you finish talking to them." He ordered, walking off.

"Sorry about that. That's Arthur, the prince of Camelot. I'm his manservant."

"Merlin's beard!" the girl yelped, poking the boy with black hair.

"What?" I muttered.

"We're in Camelot…something went seriously wrong!" The black-haired boy responded.

"Merlin's pants! Camelot?" the ginger barked, surprise etched onto his face.

"What about my pants?" I yelled, interrupting their argument. They stared at me like I was going insane.

This was going to be a long day…