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Hibari stepped out of his room dressed in a black suit and tie with a dark purple dress shirt. Dino had bought it for him, unfortunately he didn't have anything appropriate to wear that Dino hadn't bought him. He was late. He was late on purpose; his pride demanded some kind of compensation for giving in to attending this stupid party. He made his way down to the garden and immediately found a waiter walking around with a tray of hors d'oeuvres. He hadn't eaten in over a day. He snagged a few and ate them hurriedly.

"You're here!" Ryohei yelled. Startled Hibari spun on his heels and came face to face with him. "Come on!" He grabbed Hibari's arm and dragged the young man to a table in the far corner away from most of the festivities. Hibari wrenched his arm out of Ryohei's grip and took a seat as far away from the party as possible. Within seconds someone had put Dino in the chair next to him and the table was full. There was Lussuria, Ryohei, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Tsuna, Squalo, and Xanxus. Lussuria placed a shot glass in front of everyone and filled each with a clear liquid.

"Oh! Come on guys!" Dino said loudly. "I've done really well not to get wasted at these parties!"

"Stop whining!" Lussuria said. "You never got a bachelor's party so we're doing it now! And we're playing a game. It's the 'I've never game'. Basically you say something you've never done and if someone at the table has done it that person has to take a shot!"

"Hey, I've got to see to the guests!" Dino said starting to get up. Lussuria pushed him back down in his chair.

"Your wife'll take care of it. Don't worry!" Lussuria assured him.

"We're drinking." Hibari said. He stared at the full shot in front of him. He had never drunk alcohol before. He was only 19 and the drinking age in Japan is 20. "I'm not of age."

"The drinking age is lower in Italy," Xanxus said.

"You'll be fine!" Lussuria said. "Now who'll start? He looked around the table. Well, Dino, it's your party!"

Dino thought for a moment. "I've never…" He glanced at Hibari who was still staring at the shot. "Used 'I'll bite you to death' as a threat." Everyone laughed, except for Xanxus who smirked slightly. Then in unison everyone turned to stare at Hibari. Hibari picked up the shot.

"Drink it all in one go."Lussuria said helpfully. Hibari put the glass to his lips and tipped it back. "Open your throat like you're giving a blow job." Hibari sputtered and began to choke on it, Lussuria howled with laughter. Dino smacked Hibari on the back. The liquid burned its way down his throat and landed heavily in his stomach.

"My turn!" Ryohei said. "I've never gotten a woman pregnant."

Dino shot him a look. He was the only father at the table. He drank his shot. "Damn Lus! Cheap Vodka?" Someone sputtered across from him and he looked up to see Squalo had drunk too. "Squalo?"

"I found out at yesterday's party…" Squalo didn't look at Xanxus. "Remember high school? Apparently right before I joined the Varia, I got Rosa pregnant."

"And you just found out about this." Xanxus said quietly. Everyone was staring at him dumbfounded.

"Voi! She thought I'd died ok?" He yelled turning red.

Lussuria grinned and refilled the empty glasses. "My turn!" He sang. "I've never had sex with only one person."

"Wait… what?" Yamamoto said looking confused. "You mean at a time?"

"But you have…" Ryohei said looking hurt.

"I meant. If you've only ever had sex with one person in your life you should drink." Lussuria said exasperatedly.

"Oh."

Hibari and Ryohei drank. Hibari didn't like how the vodka burned down his throat. It took all his will power not to cough like the others. He was already feeling light headed. Hard liquor combined with no food did not agree with him.

"I've never had sex with more than 5 people in my life." Gokudera said.

Dino, Xanxus, Squalo, and Lussuria all drank. For some reason Hibari found he was resting his hand on Dino's knee under the table.

"I've never had sex with more than 10 people in my life." Yamamoto said cheerfully.

The same four drank again. The rest of the group stared at them.

"I've never had sex with more than 15 people in my life." Tsuna said.

Xanxus dropped out. The other three drank. Dino placed his hand nonchalantly on Hibari's hand.

"I've never had sex with more than 20 women in my life." Squalo said grinning at Dino.

"Damn it Squalo!" Dino drank alone. They all stared at him. "What?"

"Damn Dino… You're a slut." Lussuria said. "Did you have an affair?"

"No. I was faithful to my wife. Thank you very much." Dino said haughtily. Five shots plus the glasses of wine he had already had, and he was definitely feeling the effects.

"So…" Tsuna looked around the table and finally voiced what everyone was wondering. "How many women have you… um?"

Dino had to think about it. There had been 3 after Carmen had died and before her… He did some quick drunken mental arithmetic. "I'm thinking maybe 25 or 35ish?" Dino secretly played with Hibari's fingers.

"You don't remember!" Lussuria howled. "You are a slut!"

"So you had sex with more than 20 women and were faithful to your wife?" Gokudera said in astonishment.

"He was a player in high school." Squalo smirked he was feeling the effects of the vodka too.

"I was rich, handsome, and a smooth talker." Dino grinned. Hibari removed his hand from Dino's knee and clenched his fists under the table. He hadn't known anything about Dino's previous conquests. The knowledge that he was possibly the 36th person to share Dino's bed did not make him feel as privileged as he once did.

"But dead clumsy!" Squalo said laughing raucously.

"My turn," Xanxus said suddenly. "I've never had sex with my boss." He suddenly felt the need to remind Squalo who he was sleeping with now.

Squalo shot Xanxus a look and drank. Gokudera tried to inconspicuously drink while trying to avoid looking at Yamamoto. Not noticing that Yamamoto was doing the same thing.

"I don't think you can say that one!" Lussuria said.

"Why not?" Xanxus growled. "I am the boss."

"Exactly!" Lussuria said. "I'm sure you've masturbated! That's as close to having sex with yourself as you can get!" Everyone paused for a moment to consider this drunken logic. Tsuna being the only one who wasn't drunk was a little confused but didn't say anything.

"Fine. I've never…" He thought for a moment. "Had sex where either whips or handcuffs were involved."

Hibari reached for his glass, his cheeks burning with embarrassment, he felt sure that this admission was akin to broadcasting to the world that he had had sex with Dino. But EVERYONE at the table drank their shot. As the drink settled in his stomach he felt very warm inside and his face felt numb. He reached up and touched his nose to make sure it was still there. He put his hands back in his lap. He frowned; his hand was back on Dino's knee. Well, not his knee so much as his thigh. He spread his fingers and brushed his pinky against Dino's crotch. He felt Dino's hand on his and frowned as he moved Hibari's hand back to his knee.

"Ivenevr." He had trouble framing the words properly. They wanted to pile up on top of each other in his mouth. He cleared his throat and grabbed onto the table to keep it from moving. "I have never had sex with a sports fanatic," He carefully pronounced each word fully.

Lussuria drank. Tsuna and Gokudera both drank.

"I knew it!" Lussuria shrieked. "Goku and Yama!" The two of them turned bright red.

Hibari grabbed Dino's hand. "I need to talk to you." He said suddenly. He got up from the table swaying slightly. Dino followed only marginally steadier on his feet. Hibari led him away from the table.

"Did Hibari just grab Dino's hand?" Lussuria said as they watched the two of them depart.

"um… Yeah I think… He did." Tsuna said a little lost for words.

"Are they…?"Squalo asked leaning forward conspiratorially.

"No… They can't be..." Tsuna said carefully. "I mean… It's Hibari…"

"Every man has needs." Lussuria said with the air of an expert on the subject.

Ryohei said nothing. He had promised not to tell and was secretly dreading being asked his opinion. He shifted his gaze from the conversation and glanced to his left.

"Hey! Where did Gokudera and Yamamoto go?" He blurted out.

Lussuria smiled widely. "Well, I think the smaller group size calls for a different game! Let's see how much Tsuna can drink before he vomits!"


A/N: I hope you enjoyed this installment of Mafia Games. Reviews and critics are always welcome. :)