This chapter's kinda short, and not my best work. Sorry about that.

Disclaimer All these characters are made of plastic.


Spoof chapter 9.

Narrator: Well, three years went by and… wait a second. THREE YEARS!?

Author: Yeah. It's 1623. Ben's technically is 16-17ish.

Narrator: Happy Birthday 3x!

Author: You're a bit late.

Narrator: Who gives a damn? Not me! I bet he doesn't even have a birthday!

Author: Of course he does. It's…crap.

Narrator: Let's go ask him! It's not as if this chapter has a plot or anything.

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Neb: Workin on a farm thing type. Just mindin my own business. No scary ship on the horizon or anything.

Denmark: Don't you think it's a bit odd to have an animal pen right next to a small cliff?

Neb: No, Bob, I don't.

Denmark: Sigh.

Narrator: Hiya guys. What's up?

Neb: Wow. I haven't seen you guys in…(Starts to count on fingers) three years!

Author: Yeah…time flies.

Neb: Maybe for you it does. We don't have Internet or TV here! I haven't had any news in forever isn't that right Den?

Denmark: Wait, did he just talk to me?

Neb: Whoops, I said Den instead of Bob, everyone knows Dogs can't talk.

Denmark: Double sigh, a dog's life.

Narrator: Um, let's see. Starbucks had taken over the world, Wal-Mart owns Australia, and McDonalds was banished to Antarctica.

Neb: Really?

Author: Quite messing with the boy's head, he's nuts enough as it is. (Turns to Neb) We were just wondering when your birthday is.

Neb: Oh.

Narrator: So when is it?

Neb: How the Hell would I know? Your lucky enough I know what year it is.

Author: Maybe you should pick one.

Neb: Why?

Narrator: Well this is boring. I'm going back and getting some coffee. See you morons later.

Neb: Bye!

Author: You weren't supposed to answer to that.

Neb: Oh.

Denmark: Triple sigh.

Author: Shuffles uncomfortably.

Luis: Hiya guys!

Author: This is stupid. See ya losers!

Luis: Bye!

Neb: You weren't supposed to answer that…oh look! Work to be done elsewhere…

Denmark: Randomly walks away.

Luis: (Looks out to sea) OMG WTH is that?!

Vanderdecken: YARR! THAT IS FORESHADOWING AND YOU BETTER GET COZY WITH IT!

Narrator: Epic Ending FAIL.


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