This chapter's kinda short, and not my best work. Sorry about that.
Disclaimer All these characters are made of plastic.
Spoof chapter 9.
Narrator: Well, three years went by and… wait a second. THREE YEARS!?
Author: Yeah. It's 1623. Ben's technically is 16-17ish.
Narrator: Happy Birthday 3x!
Author: You're a bit late.
Narrator: Who gives a damn? Not me! I bet he doesn't even have a birthday!
Author: Of course he does. It's…crap.
Narrator: Let's go ask him! It's not as if this chapter has a plot or anything.
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Neb: Workin on a farm thing type. Just mindin my own business. No scary ship on the horizon or anything.
Denmark: Don't you think it's a bit odd to have an animal pen right next to a small cliff?
Neb: No, Bob, I don't.
Denmark: Sigh.
Narrator: Hiya guys. What's up?
Neb: Wow. I haven't seen you guys in…(Starts to count on fingers) three years!
Author: Yeah…time flies.
Neb: Maybe for you it does. We don't have Internet or TV here! I haven't had any news in forever isn't that right Den?
Denmark: Wait, did he just talk to me?
Neb: Whoops, I said Den instead of Bob, everyone knows Dogs can't talk.
Denmark: Double sigh, a dog's life.
Narrator: Um, let's see. Starbucks had taken over the world, Wal-Mart owns Australia, and McDonalds was banished to Antarctica.
Neb: Really?
Author: Quite messing with the boy's head, he's nuts enough as it is. (Turns to Neb) We were just wondering when your birthday is.
Neb: Oh.
Narrator: So when is it?
Neb: How the Hell would I know? Your lucky enough I know what year it is.
Author: Maybe you should pick one.
Neb: Why?
Narrator: Well this is boring. I'm going back and getting some coffee. See you morons later.
Neb: Bye!
Author: You weren't supposed to answer to that.
Neb: Oh.
Denmark: Triple sigh.
Author: Shuffles uncomfortably.
Luis: Hiya guys!
Author: This is stupid. See ya losers!
Luis: Bye!
Neb: You weren't supposed to answer that…oh look! Work to be done elsewhere…
Denmark: Randomly walks away.
Luis: (Looks out to sea) OMG WTH is that?!
Vanderdecken: YARR! THAT IS FORESHADOWING AND YOU BETTER GET COZY WITH IT!
Narrator: Epic Ending FAIL.
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