A/N- WARNING- This chapter is long and contains more than one song. Please fire up your youtube/iTunes(;
So in this chapter someone sings a song, and I needed to switch up some words from the real song to make it more in character. I will do that in the future so it's realistic that the character actually wrote the song(:
You will tell which song and part it's at(:
Enjoy!
Song(s)- [In order] A Thousand Miles, Raise Your Glass, You and Me.
Disclaimer- Ugh I hate these. I DO NOT OWN iCARLY! …. Yet…
"Carly I'm baaaaaaaack!" Sam enters the Shay apartment and looks down on Carly on the floor.
"Did you fall again?" Sam smirks. Carly gets up and sits on the couch,
"Maybe," She grumbles, "Hey I need to tell you something- please tell me you didn't get the beef jerky from the hobo in the alley." Carly stares at the meat in Sam's hands.
"He had a good offer! Anyways, what do you need to tell me?" Sam bites on the jerky while Carly had a disgusted look on her face but snaps out of it.
"Ah, Freddie and I broke up,"
Sam whips her head at Carly,
"Dude why? Are you okay? Not that I saw this coming but… WHAT?" Sam sits down next to Carly.
"Ya, it's a long story but to make it short, we only love each other as more brotherly-sisterly nothing more nor less." Carly looks at Sam to see her reaction of happiness, relief, excited, but all she came up with was bored.
"Whatever, I knew it was gonna come sooner or later, I'm just glad you didn't get hurt." Sam took another bite of her jerky.
"Anyways, I figured out a perfect song while buying my meat from the hobo!" Sam said excitedly.
"Oh please tell me it's not about hobo's or jerky or meat or icky alley ways." Carly got up to get some ice tea. Sam rolls her eyes,
"No… but I'll keep that in mind next time, I won't tell you much but let's just say, it's gonna go out to my dirty little freaks." Sam grins. Carly gave her a confused look but shook her head and poured herself a glass of tea.
~Next Day~
"And that's why you should never try to eat chowder blind folded, upside down, singing show tunes!" Carly smiled in the camera.
"Okay now, we have something special for you iCarly fans tonight." Sam pushed the applause button on her blue remote.
"For the record they made me do this," Carly points to the camera.
"Me and Dumbo behind the camera made a bet,"
"Hey, I am not a Dumbo!" Freddie whined.
"Shut up! Anyways, our bet was to see who is better at singing, and if you know how to, play guitar. So me, Carls, and Fredluppe are gonna perform for you guys rate here right now!" Sam did a little dance.
"Okay Gibby come grab the camera from Freddie, and I'll go first" Carly smiles. Gibby came out in a tux (don't ask) and grabbed the camera from Freddie. Before Freddie went over to stand by the prop car he pressed some buttons and the lights dimmed in the studio so it's just a strike of light on Carly.
"Okay, so since I don't know how to play the guitar, I will be playing the piano!" Carly gleams. Spencer rolls out a keyboard piano thing with a weird grin on his face. When he has it in the right spot he stops and waves at the camera. Sam pushes Spencer out of the studio and walks over to the prop car and stands next to Freddie and nods to Carly.
"I wrote this song, about a boy and it's my first time using it live, so it's a little choppy but I hope you like it." Carly starts to play the piano.
"How do you feel about your ex-girly friend getting over you so fast?" Sam whisper smirks at Freddie. He smiles
"Hundred percent fine." Sam gave him a weird look before looking back at Carly who started to sing.
Making my way downtown, walking fast
Faces pass and I'm home bound
"Man, Carly can really play piano." Sam whispers to Freddie.
Staring blankly ahead, just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
"I know right." He agrees. And I need you If I could fall into the sky
And I miss you
And now I wonder
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight
"Would you walk a thousand miles to see her Freddiekins?" Sam teases. It's always times like these when I think of you
And I wonder if you ever think of me
"Sam, one day you are gonna regret taunting me." Freddie rolls his eyes.
'Cause every thing's so wrong and I don't belong
Living in your precious memory
"Ya, that'll happen," Sam smirks. Freddie just smiles.
'Cause I need you If I could fall into the sky And I, I Making my way downtown, walking fast And I still need you If I could fall into the sky If I could fall into the sky
And I miss you
And now I wonder
Do you think time would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight
Don't wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't wanna let this go
I, I don't
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead, just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I still miss you
And now I wonder
Do you think time would pass us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
If I could just hold you
Tonight
When Carly was over Sam pressed a button and the applause came over the studio.
"Great job Carls! Sick piano playing!" Sam high fives Carly.
"Haha I know!" Carly looks at the camera and winks,
"Mama's next!" Sam hip bumped Carly out of the shot and whistled. A guy that's very heavily tattooed came out waving and a girl that's also very heavy tattooed with a nose ring, long blue hair, and high black combat boots who was holding a guitar that was the same color as her hair. Behind them was Spencer with drums on wheels. Spencer replaced the piano with the drums and rolled away doing the 'princess wave'.
"I would like you to meet my cousins, Josh and Sarah! They just got out of jail and can really play the drums and guitar." Sam smiles at the camera. Josh high fived Sam and sat on the drums and pulled out some drum sticks. Sarah fist bumped Sam and stood next to her with the guitar. Sam stuck her tongue out at Freddie who rolled his eyes in return and Carly laughing beside him.
"SPENCER, GLASS!" Sam yelled. Spencer came running in with a glass of peppy cola, Sam took it and pushed Spencer out of the shot. Carly and Freddie gave each other confused looks.
"Okay so I decided not to play guitar this time, cause I didn't feel like it." Freddie scuffed.
"This was to see who was a better singer and guitar player!" Freddie yelled. Gibby pointed the camera at Freddie then Sam grabbed the camera and pointed it back at her with an annoyed look on her face.
"Ya, ya, ya, ya, shut up. Anyways, this song is to my dirty little freaks-"
Gibby interrupted. "Wooo! GO FREAKS!" Sam shot a glare at him but continued,
"Who don't fit in!" Sam raised her glass and nodded at her family members, and Sarah started to play then Sam started to sing.
Right, right turn off the lights
We gonna lose our minds tonight
What's the dealeo?
Carly bobbed her head to the beat, and Freddie started to get nervous. I love when it's all too much Party crasher, penny snatcher
5 a.m., turn the radio up
Where's the rock and roll?
Call me up if you a gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Sam looked at Freddie and put a pouty face on, So raise your glass if you are wrong
Why so serious?
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Carly started to dance and Freddie stood there with a glare. Won't you come on and come on, and
Raise your glass
Sam started to raise her glass with the lyrics,
Just come on and come and Slam, slam, oh hot damn
Raise your glass
What part of party don't you understand?
Wish you'd just freak out
Sam went over to the glaring Freddie and flicked his face, "Freak out already,"
Can't stop coming in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now
(It's so on right now)
Sam started to dance a taking drinks between lines, Party crasher, penny snatcher
Call me up if you a gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?
Sarah and Josh got into it to and chanted with her,
So raise your glass if you are wrong Won't you come on and come on, and
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Raise your glass
Carly pretended to have a glass and rate it and chant with Sam,
Just come on and come and Won't you come on and come on, and
Raise your glass
Raise your glass
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass
Sam raised her glass but realized it's empty"Oh crab, my glass is empty, that sucks"
"Sam!" Carly hissed reminded her she was signing and snapped back to the song,
So if you're too school for cool
Sam put on a pouty face to go with the lyric,
And you're treated like a fool So raise your,
You could choose to let it go
We can always, we can always party on our own
Sam was about to raise it "Aw Crab," and just threw it at Freddie who ducked and let the glass hit the car, (Thank goodness the glass was plastic…)
So raise your glass if you are wrong So raise your glass if you are wrong Won't you come on and come on and Won't you come on and come on and
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Raise your glass
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass
Raise your glass for me
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass for me
"Sam that was so good!"Carly raced over and hugged her friend,
"I felt like that song was to me!" Gibby grinned. Sam gave Freddie a cocky smile. Freddie crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.
"Awww," Sam grabbed the camera and pointed it at Freddie, "Does someone feel defeated?" Sam said in a baby tone. Freddie smirked,
"Not even close, take notes Puckett your gonna need it." Freddie moved Carly and Sam out of the camera shot while Josh and Sarah gave Sam a bye and left.
Spencer came in and removed the drums and handed Freddie a guitar and gave the camera a wink before leaving in a dramatic exit.
"So, I kind of wrote this song in about thirty minutes, it just kind of flowed onto the page. I don't know who 'she' really is, I guess it's still a mystery in person but my heart already knows." Freddie smiled.
"Awww," Carly sighed. Sam and Carly walked behind Gibby so Freddie was in front of them and staring at them,
"Quit being sappy nub and get on with it," Sam rolled her eyes. Freddie gave her a look but started to play the guitar. Sam straighten up and stiffened.
What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
"Dang…" Sam muttered under her breath.
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
Carly started to sway back and forth, while Sam just stood there looking at Freddie. Cause it's you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do, nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you
Freddie looked up from his guitar and had eye contact with Sam then quickly looked away,
All of the things that I want to say
Just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words, you got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
Carly learned the chorus all ready and started to softly sing under her breath. Cause it's you and me and all of the people
With nothing to do, nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you
Sam bit her lip realizing that this song is pure amazing but wasn't gonna let Freddie know that. Something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right
Freddie looked up again and smiled in the camera. Cause it's you and me and all of the people You and me and all of the people What day is it? And in what month?
With nothing to do, nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of
With nothing to do and nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you
This clock never seemed so alive
"Freddie that was, that was- ugh!" Carly ran over and hugged him.
"Haha thanks, I guess?" Freddie got up from the stool.
"Way to be a sap, dorkwad." Sam tried to glare but ended up smiling a bit. All three of them stood in front of the camera.
"Now that you heard all of us," Carly started,
"You have one week to vote to tell us which one was the best!" Sam finished.
"Just vote here on iCarly!" Carly did a little twirl.
"On iCarly!" Sam did a little dance.
"You can vote for me, Carly, or Sam," Freddie strummed his guitar.
"So that's it for tonight's show," Carly frowned. Sam pushed the 'boo' button on her blue remote.
"But stay tuned for next Friday to see who won!" Carly put her arms around Freddie and Sam. Sam pressed the applause button.
"So until next time, brush a squirrel,"
"Buy a Gibby,"
"Eat a pillow,"
"And hug a building!"
"Bye!" They all three said unison.
"And were checked!" Gibby smiled.
"You mean clear." Freddie rolled his eyes.
"Don't judge me!"
A/N- This chapter is puuurdy long, but it was fun to write! So I have no clue, nada, zip, on who should win :P
So please vote! PLEASE.
The next chappy chap is when Sam and Freddie work on their song, and something happens to Derek! SO STAY TUNED(:
Please review! I haven't gotten a lot of reviews lately :/
Until next chapter… bye!