Title: The Naruto Questionnaire
Rating: T
Section: Naruto
Summary I Uzuki Yugao have been ordered by Tsunade-sama to issue a personalized Questionnaire throughout the members of Shinobi and non-Shinobi culture.
What is your name?
Uh, UM, MY NAME? WH'Y WOULD YOU NEED MY NAME?
What is your name?
YOU JUST ASKED THAT YOU OVER QUESTION ASKING PAPER!
What is your name?
UZUMAKI NARUTO JUST STOP CREEPING ME OUT!
How old are you?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
I repeat how old are you?
Your A PIECE OF PAPEr, a piece of paper man. How do you know what you just wrote?
Just answer.
YOU ARE A PIECE OF PAPER! IRUKA I'M BEING THREATENED!
Answer or Sasuke gets it.
Oh, is that all? I'm not going to answer. I mean Sasuke follows me around. And he wears pink! PINK!
Where are you?
By some lake near Konoha, with a knife, and a rope, and a silver candle stick.
What are you doing?
Thinking about how Sasuke creaps me out, and wondering what I should do with this collection of questionable items.
Why are your items questionable?
Because they are..
Why do you always wear orange?
Sakura said she liked the color orange once, I am beginning to doubt the truth of her words.
Who do you like?
SAKURA-CHAN!
Who is your least favorite person?
Uchiha, Sasuke
Who is your second least favorite person?
Hyuga Hinata
Why is that person your second least favorite person?
She stalks me! I MEAN COME ON! SHE IS CREEPIER THEN UCHIHA ON A BAD DAY!
Shall I make a list?
1. She has several pieces of my hair
2. She is frequently following me around
3. You've heard of the Byakugon right? Well she is using it frequently... While I'm in the shower!
4. I had to walk into the Hyuga manner once; she had pictures of me just COVERING her wall.
5. She visits Ichiraku's more than I do.
What is your favorite food?
I blink right now.
Where have you been?
Ichiraku's is a Ramen stand...
What is your least favorite food?
Tomatoes, that Uchiha guy likes them, hence he likes them I hate them.
What is your least favorite thing?
Stupid pieces of paper like you
Why is that your least favorite thing?
Because you're all digging into my past...
What is your rank?
WHAT I'm a Genin YOU GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE ALL THE OTHER you know what I quit this Questionnaire so there!
Does your rank effect how you feel?
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Why does it?
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Which would your rather do? Eat Ramen forever, or make-out with your crush?
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