Chapter 10

A/N: Let me just say that a few guest reviews really gave me motivation to continue the story ^w^ you guys are so awesome. Hmmm, what else to sayyyyyyyy. :B hmm, oh and you pplz that leave reviews on the guest accounts I want to thank you all personally but all I have for a name is –Guest. :P so. Thank you, "guest."

"Yo, it's taking Sis like, FOREVER to get here. What's her deal." You say as you sit down next to your pile of clothes after playing in the lake for about half an hour.

"I dunno. It's starting to worry me actually." Bro picks up his phone and checks the time. "She really should be here…" He glances about with a look of worry on his face. You roll your eyes then flop back onto the grass.

"She better get here soon, I'm getting bored of waiting for her…" You wait for some kind of response from Bro but he seems frozen and staring at something behind you. Confused you turn your head to where- hot a what.

"H-hi…" Sis walks up in a small pink bikini and seems quite flustered.

"U-uh," you glance at Bro who is ogling at Sis. "S-so… What took you so long Sis?" You try and fill the awkward silence as best you can.

"I'm not much of a swimmer, so, I get kinda nervous when it comes to anything with water…" Sis looks down at the ground and tucks a loose stand of hair behind her ear. "Uhm, so, do I have to take off my shades?"

"Well, if you really don't want to I guess you don't have to…"

"WHAT that is SO unfair. I declare she has to!" You're acting a bit childish but who the fuck cares. You scowl at Bro when he doesn't really respond.

Sis sighs, "I'll take em off, don't get your knickers in a twist…" Sis hesitantly takes off her shades… "Er…" she nervously glances about the two of you and blushes.

"Holy fuck, your eyes are pink?" You say in amazement. "Dude! That is so cool! And bro thought we were the only ones with fucked up eyes."

"Whoa Sis, didn't know you had pink eyes. That's really cool." Bro smiles understandingly at Sis.

Sis smiles kawaiily up at Bro. [is that even a word o.O] "You really think their cool?"

"Yeah totally, some other people might be a bit freaked out at it though… so don't go flashing them about okay?" Bro smiles but then falls over at the hug attack from Sis. "Whoa, what brought this on?"

Sis just smiles even brighter and snugglifies Bro.

"Okay then I'm just going to go swimming or do something that isn't sit here and be awkward…" You say, "maybe I'll just climb a tree or something…" While they're distracted you hastily grab your camera and tuck it into a pocket of your swimsuit.

You begin to walk away in search for a tree to climb, glancing back you make a face of disgust at Bro shamelessly making out with Sis.

Finally you see a tree that seems fit. You begin climbing up the tree with little effort, as you get higher the tree's trunk gets thinner and the tree starts swaying in the wind… but you climb higher until you find that one branch you were searching for.

You know how trees have that one branch that you sit on then it makes everything else so fucking beautiful? Yeah that branch. You sit on that one branch and take a look around yourself.

Jesus fuck Texas is so awesome. It's like Christmas up in this shit. You shift your weight so it's balanced throughout the branch. Once you find a position that fits you pull out your camera and try to take a picture. And-you-also-ignore-the-fact-you-hate-heights.

Even though all your instincts scream to get the fuck out of the tree, you somehow manage to get a steady arm on the camera. You pan over the tree line hoping to find something of interest.

You zoom in on a birds nest and snap a few photos here and there. When you think you have enough you just sit up in the tree. Just sitting and thinking.

Sis.

That was an obvious topic choice. She's nice, friendly, and a complete match for Bro. You start wondering the possibilities of their relationship. You pretend you aren't thinking about your brother's girlfriend by fiddling with your camera and its settings.

Is she going to move in? Will she sleep in Bro's roo- ew. How long will she date him before she dumps him? Yeah that's not happening anytime soon. What is her family like? She never talks about them, are they mean? She's a good influence on Bro, what could come out of that?

So many fucking questions and no fucking answers. Of course you could ask Sis, but that'd be really awkward. Hmm, you've spent like twenty minutes just sitting up in a tree thinking about stuff. You carefully put your camera away into the somewhat safe pocket.

You shakily climb down, nearly slipping, like, twice. Once you get down you shield your eyes from the blinding sun and scan the horizon for Bro and Sis. Oh well, that topic wasn't something you should get your nose into.

"Yo little man, what'chu been doin' this entire time?" Bro asks as you walk up. One of his arms is keeping Sis from pounce attacking him.

"Oh nothing much," you drawl, hoping he'd drop the subject. Not that you don't want to tell him, it's just you'd rather take your camera home in one piece. "Sittin," was the simple answer you gave before sitting on a rock and lazily plopping your toes in the water-

Holy-Jesus-fuck-it's-COOOLD.

Bro and Sis obviously noticed your reaction to the water and were now laughing about it. "Oh haha, real mature. It's fucking cold. Let's all laugh at the kid with red eyes because he thinks it's cold." When are you guys leaving this retarded place? You sigh aloud and rest your head in your hand.

"Oi," Bro pokes you, "what's wrong derpy derp?"

You swat away his hand irritatingly, "nothing is wrong." You reply getting a bit ticked off.

"Nooooo, something wrong." Bro glances about like a ninja while you sit there with a deadpan face. "Is it the evil turtles that'll bite your toes?"

Seriously. God Bro, you are so fucking stupid. "Maybe it's the fact that you're trying to show off to your little gal pal over there." You pretend he doesn't know what you're talking about so you turn him towards Sis and point, "See? That one there. Kinda hard to see her because she's charging right at you."

Sis pounced on you both like a friggin cat and shoved you both into the icy cold water. When you got up you were coughing and spitting.

"Ewww, cooties!" You scream at them when you see what their idea of having a fun time is. God, it seems they are always making out. When are they not? Ugh, there is nothing fun to do here-

Wait. Evil plan in 3… 2… 1…

Sis screamed. Bro blushed then yelled.

Hehehehe, now run away.

You dash out of the water and leave behind a flustered Sis and a running Bro. Hehehe, evil plans are so fucking cool.

You glance back and look at Sis hastily trying to put back on her swim suit top and Bro looks either ready to kill you or to take Sis to the bedroom. Either way, he's charging at you hoping to catch you and beat the fuck out of you.

You know he'd catch you but you as hell sure don't give a damn. You just turn to them both and give them cheeky grins.

Sis looks really fucking pissed and she doesn't talk the rest of the way home. But about halfway home you just start snickering and Bro joins in and before you know it you're all laughing.

That,

was surprisingly fun.