Sorry for the delay. With US beginning our freshman year, WE have less time to update. WE do not own AW or KYS.

Colin

Once Grit was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with BUWTMTIOCS (beaten-up-way-to-many-times-in-one-chapter syndrome), Colin wandered into the KYS studio.

Colin: I was told to come here at 7:35 PM. Now what do I do?

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know you stars!

Colin: Hello? Who's there?

Colin…his nickname is Mini-Me.

Sasha, Grit and Olaf show up.

Sasha: No it isn't.

Grit: Who would call Colin that?

Olaf just stands there and whistles.

Colin…he's the shortest character in AW…

Colin: No I'm not!

Yes, you are, and to prove it, I've brought in the 3 other shortest characters.

Lash, Jugger and Koal all walked in.

L/J/K: Where's the free food?

It's by the audience seats, but first…

A bunch of yardsticks appeared and measured them.

The results are in! Colin, you ARE the shortest character. Lash is taller than you by 3 inches. (The one True Koneko)

Colin: GODDAMIT!

L/J/K: Food!

They rushed to the concession stand.

Koal: Wait… since when did Jugger eat?

Jugger: Who cares!

Colin…he gets low prices because he runs a sweatshop.

(Hiro Konobu.)

Suddenly, two guys from the Union showed up.

Union guy1: Colin, you're under arrest for abusing workers, running a sweatshop and…

Colin pulls a big sack of money out of nowhere.

Union guy2: Never mind.

Colin: Money. The pen is mightier than the sword…when you use it to write a check.

Colin…he auctioned off Sasha's diary on EBay.

Sasha: What!

Colin: I didn't do that! I swear!

Jake: Yeah, he didn't! I have right here in my han…oops.

Sasha then takes Jake's music player and shoves it in his mouth, snatches the diary and walks away.

Colin…he's Lash's boyfriend…

(Alkaline Angel and the One True Koneko)

Colin: Ugh…why do people think that? I've seen so many Lash/me fics, and there's not even a hint of a relationship between us. (A/N: WE really don't get Lash/Colin fics. There is no real reason for a relationship between them.)

Lash is standing at the door with a bunch of stuff to impress Colin with. She then runs off crying.

Now look what you did.

Colin: What?

Colin…he prefers his own sister to Lash.

(Alkaline Angel and Lee3.)

Sasha: WHAT?

She walks up and slaps Colin so hard he spins like a top and then ricochets around the studio, making pinball noises as he hits the wall. When he stops, he collapses on the floor and the 'Applause' sign says 'Tilt'.

Cool. Now you know Colin, the guys who's shorter than his girlfriend Lash by 3 inches, is in love with his sister, sold Sasha's diary on EBay, runs a sweatshop and bribes the Union so he won't get in legal trouble, and is referred to as Mini-Me by Olaf.

Sasha: Just who are you, anyway?

Hahaha…hehehaha…MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's the Colin chapter. You all know who's next. R&R and no flames.