Here's another chapter. I went back into my normal uploading pattern, but i really want to finish this story. Expect it to be done soon, but here you go in the meantime.
An embarrassed Raimundo blinked twice, before turning around and leaving the Japanese girl's room. Nighttime had come faster than expected, which is always a surprise.
"Sure is late, night came so early, what happened?" Alex asked, scratching her head.
"It's always a surprise when something comes early." Adam said, his perverted nature taking over. Alex sighed and smacked her brother on the shoulder.
"Oww, it was a joke, geez." Adam whined in response. Alex walked away from her brother, who followed her. Omi, who had been standing there, stared blankly.
"I don't get it." Omi said, lost and clueless.
Still upset over the loss of his latest robot creation, Jack opened the door to his house with a sigh. He walked over to the couch and plopped down onto it. He was just about to turn on the TV when he heard a knock on the door. Standing up, he walked over to the door and opened it. Looking up, he saw his worst nightmare, or should I say, his cousin. Now we all know his little cousin Megan [1], but this one was much worse. Male, about 6'3", with red hair, not as bright as Jack's but still noticeable, with an army green jacket and obnoxious pants with goggles similar to Jack's but all black instead of yellow with red swirls. Next to him stood a short girl, about 4'11", tan with curly dark brown hair, obnoxious boots and a checkered jacket [2].
"Hello, Zach." Jack said with a growl.
"Hey cousin, nice place you got here." Zach replied, inviting himself in.
"Nice to see you haven't burnt it down again." Kim, the short girl said, also going in the house.
"It was one time and I was 12!" Jack shouted.
You see, Jack hated his cousin and his girlfriend. He'd put up with 12 Angry Wuyas and a Megan before having to spend time with them. He thought they would've disowned him by now, but here they were, in his living room, sitting on his couch, eating his food, mocking his inability to cook. He hated it; he just wished they never showed up. He was snapped back to reality by his cousin's voice.
"So, what kind of shit have you invented lately?" Zach said, emphasizing the word 'shit'.
"Just an ultimate robot of Xiaolin mutilation." Jack replied.
"How'd that work out for you?" Kim asked back.
"It… it exploded." Jack said quietly.
"Well now, not much of a surprise." Kim said with a chuckle.
"Let me show you what I've built." Zach boasted, pulling out pictures to show his cousin. Jack took one look at the pictures, whimpered, and fell over.
Wuya had heard about Jack's attempt to break into the Xiaolin Temple vault. Of course, she had also heard how horribly it had failed. She laughed at how stupid Jack was, but credited him for never quitting. However, she didn't know when to quit either, and she was going to try her hand at stealing some Wu. Under the cover of darkness, she took what Zodiac Wu she could, meaning all of them, and slipped out of Chase's lair to teach the Xiaolin warriors a lesson.
Jenn sat in her room, looking around. She always made sure to take in new surroundings, because she felt that it made it easier to adjust to something unfamiliar. Another reason was that she was unable to fall asleep.
"I just can't fight the feeling that something is about to happen. What's this pressure?" She wondered.
Standing up, she walked over to the window. Looking outside, she saw the moon. It was glowing, enticing even. She preferred the sun; she liked the warmth and the rays that gleamed onto the earth, bringing life and light. Darkness was so unwelcoming, it brought coldness, and it was unfriendly. Sure it suited Keith, but not her. She heard something in the distance, but dismissed it as nothing. However, she was wrong. She began to feel water spraying her. Sprinklers, ones like the ones they have in schools, installed because of Kimiko's frequent rage spells which tend to end with someone or something in fire. She ran into the hallway, looking around.
"Are we gonna get attacked every night?" Raimundo said ad he stepped out of his room, dripping wet.
"I'm just glad my computer is waterproof." Adam said, yawning as he walked over.
Kimiko stepped out of her room, looking tired. A bruise had formed on her cheek, making her look innocent, more fragile. She walked with a bit of a limp.
"I hate that old, unattractive, stupid, evil, vicious, 恐ろしいフレーミング死に方をする必要があるのたわごとの部分をむかつく！ [3]" Kimiko yelled, quietly at first but ear splitting as she finished.
"Did she just bitch out Wuya in Japanese?" Clay asked as he walked over, cowboy hat sagging due to the water.
The group made there way to the vault, which was where they were sure the fire started. They noticed a green glow as they approached, and Kimiko was the one to walk faster, practically sprinting into the vault.
"Wuya, there you are you stupid 必要がある売春婦が切断されており、超喉にくぎ付けに自分の手で窒息する。[4]" Kimiko screamed as she saw the older woman standing there, fire swirling around her.
"What's up with her?" Wuya asked, turning to the other monks for an answer.
"Probably entered her vengeful mode." Alex said.
"Or it's her time of the month." Brian added, getting elbowed by Alex as he finished his sentence.
Kimiko was about to charge at Wuya when she fell over. She began breathing heavy and looked up to see two Wuyas, the second Wuya wearing the Fancy Feet.
"Both of you? Again?" Kimiko seethed with rage. Kimiko got to her feet and began to step forward, but was restrained by Keith.
"You already got your ass handed to you by Thing 1 and Thing 2 over there, let us handle it, there will be other chances to get your revenge." Keith reasoned. Kimiko exhaled sharply and backed off, letting the others do their job.
Raimundo was just as mad as Kimiko. Wuya had hurt a member of his team, and if you hurt them, your hurt him. He stepped in front of Wuya, staring at her.
"Raimundo, my boy, long time no see. We haven't had a standoff like this in a long time, since you betrayed your friends and gave me a solid form." Wuya taunted.
"Shut up," Raimundo shouted. "Shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP." The winds picked up outside, some of which blew in through the open door and the holes in the walls.
"My, my, my, aren't we testy tonight." Wuya continued teasing. Raimundo growled and the winds became sharp. Strings outside were cut by the wind, lanterns falling to the ground, clattering as the hit the cement. The sky, while dark because it was nighttime, became visibly dark. Raimundo ran at Wuya, his hands to his side, parallel to each other.
"Wudai Wind Saber!" he called out as he flung his arms forward in unison, the winds gathering in between his hands and shooting out, forming a razor sharp blade of wind. He slashed at Wuya, who jumped back to avoid the attack. Unable to change his course, Raimundo sailed into the wall, bouncing off of it as he slammed into the stone face first with a grunt.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, poor boy." Wuya said in a sarcastic tone.
Alex blinked with each 'tsk'. She always hated that noise, something from her childhood. She was always scolded by her teachers, they punished her, but worse, they used that noise whenever they found out what she did. She snapped, charged at Wuya, through the green flames, slamming into Wuya's chest. Her strength plus the force of the impact sent Alex and Wuya crashing through the vault walls, and they tumbled into the courtyard outside. Clay was the next one to leap out, taking the exit that Alex had just made. Alex rolled out of the way, because she knew what was coming.
"Wudai Earth Hammer." Clay shouted as his foot impacted with the ground. A large hammer shaped piece of earth bursted from the surface, dirt crumbling away as it did. The chunk of earth flew high into the air, and like a pendulum sailed back down, slamming into Wuya. She was knocked onto the ground, and looked up to see Alex standing over her. By now all the other monks had made it into the courtyard as well, and they watched to see how Alex would mutilate her. Alex took a different method, however. She picked up Wuya and threw her in the direction of the fountain. Omi ran forward and pushed himself off the ground. As he flew into the air, the dots on his head began to glow. He watched as Wuya flew right over the fountain.
"Wudai Water Spike!" He called out as Wuya was directly over the fountain. The water in the pool at the base of the fountain shot up, forming into a spike, and the spike slammed into Wuya, sending her higher into the sky. Darkness swirled around her as Keith flew into the air. The two almost floated there, but soon they began falling. The darkness began to stir.
"DARKNESS." Keith called, and almost demonic tone to his voice. The darkness around Wuya formed into clawed hands, that grab her and threw her to the ground. As she landed, she looked up, but she was blinded as Jenn stood over her. Jenn jumped into the air and the sky turned white.
"LIGHT" Jenn called out, the bright light flashing in response. The glowing light formed in her hand, a small orb. The orb glowed intensely, and a blast of light energy fired from it, slamming into Wuya, who grunted on impact. Seeing that she was outmatched, she stood up, and became engulfed in a green fire. In a flash of green and a puff of smoke, she was gone. The garden smoked, flowers torched, some singed black, some still on fire. The cement of the courtyard was cracked, and the vault looked like it was barely standing after the abuse it took, green flames still swirled inside. Dojo walked outside the temple and without even blinking he turned in went back inside.
Zach and Kim had spent the whole night torturing Jack. He had retreated to his room after they had taken black sharpies and began scribbling on his blueprints. They claimed they were trying to "improve" them, but they just wanted to ruin his life. He was sobbing on his bed when he felt a vibration. A new Wu was activated. He opened up the window in his room, and jumped out, heli-bot activating allowing him to fly away.
The sun shined bright as the warriors flew over there newest destination.
"Morning already, would it kill Mother Nature to give us an advanced warning before she does a time skip?" Alex complained.
"I don't know, but we should be most happy that it is beautiful for us as we visit New Zealand." Omi replied happily.
Two girls walked down the street. The one on the left was about 5'5". She had long, light brown hair in pigtails, with energetic orange eyes. She wore a black sleeveless jacket that was undone except for the top button, she had a sleeveless dark gray shirt with pink flame designs. She had a black skirt with the same design, and a matching black arm warmer on her right arm, and arm bands on her left arm. She also had on a brown belt, leg warmers, the left one had a large pink "A" on it, the right on matched the skirt. She had on sandals and a pink "A" necklace too. The other one had long dark brown hair in a ponytail. Her hair came out on the right side of her face, and she had lively blue eyes. She wore a sleeveless dark gray shirt with blue flame designs, a matching arm warmer on her left arm, arm bands on her right. She had black shorts with the same flame designs, brown belt, leg warmers, the right one had a blue "K" on it, the left one matched the shorts. She had sandals and a blue "K" necklace.
"So, New Zealand. What do you think, Ana?" The one the right started.
"Honestly, Kat, it's boring." The one on the left answered.
The two were twins, and they too were from Connecticut, which means they were on vacation as well. They had no idea what to do here, and in all honesty, they wanted to visit their relatives in Japan.
The monks landed in a large grassy field. Mountains towered in the background, making the view spectacular.
"So, what's the new Wu?" Raimundo asked Kimiko, who held the scroll in her hands.
"Let's see. It's called the Bow of Sagittarius. It says it is actually two parts. The first part is a long bow with two steel points on the ends. the second is a quiver with an unlimited supply of arrows. It can be used as a normal bow and arrow, but when activated the user can shoot arrows with perfect accuracy 100% of the time and is also a fire Shen Gong Wu." Kimiko read aloud.
"Archery, huh? I tried to take archery in gym last year, but my stupid whore teacher never let us shoot anything. For heaven's sake I only got to hold the bow once." Adam ranted.
The group began their search for the Wu, but unfortunately, so had Jack and Wuya, who met up at Chase's lair beforehand.
Kat and Ana had had enough of the boring city, and had made their way into the wide stretch of land outside the town. They had brought their katanas with them. The two, back when they lived in Japan, had received formal ninja training, so they knew the importance of being armed. Hoping to find a good spot to train in, they instead found a strange bow and a quiver that had arrows inside it. Kat, picking up the Bow, and Ana, picking up the Quiver, began to inspect them.
"How do you suppose these got here?" Kat asked her sister.
"Maybe someone lost them." Ana thought out loud.
"Well regardless, someone might be looking for them. If we take them with us, we might be able to find the owner." Kat continued.
"Or, you could hand them over to us." Wuya said as she and Jack stopped in front of the duo.
"And you are?" Ana questioned.
"We're the ones who will be taking the Bow of Sagittarius." Jack answered her.
"または彼らはアナ、右から性交できますか？ [5]" Kat said to her sister.
"私は、キャットを知らない、彼らはかなり深刻な顔をする. [6]" Ana replied.
The two stared at each other before bursting into laughter.
"What'd they say?" Jack almost whined.
"She said," Kimiko said, standing at the top of a hill, "that you guys should fuck off."
The group of monks descended from the hill. They were about to approach the twins when Jack and Wuya lunged at Kat and Ana, grabbing the two pieces of the Bow of Sagittarius, causing the Wu to glow.
"What the hell?" Kat and Ana said in unison as the object in their hands glowed.
"It's a Xiaolin Showdown. Kat, Ana, you guys need to beat those two, can you do it?" Alex called out.
"These two?" Kat asked.
"We can do that." Ana answered.
"We wager our Fancy Feet and Moby Morpher for your…" Wuya began.
"They wager the Orb of Tornami and Eye of Dashi." Raimundo said, tossing the aforementioned Wu at the twins, who caught them in their empty hands.
"The challenge will be Pacific sword fight. The first pair who cannot fight will be lose." Wuya explained.
"Sword fight? Count us in. Let's go…" Kat and Ana said in unison.
"Xiaolin Showdown!" The group of monks, Wuya and Jack shouted.
Wind blew as the field began to shake. The grass was cleared, the field replaced by a large empty floor. Grass formed a border around the floor, and taller grass formed a base, a platform on top where the other monks, in their battle armor, stood.
"GONG-YI-TAN PAI!" Wuya and Jack called.
Kat and Ana took that as a signal to start, and they both drew their swords. Wuya and Jack had been given swords, and they were ready to fight. Kat stood in front of Jack, ready to take him.
"MOBY MORPHER." He called out. The pair of Wu on his arms was clamped together, and as he pulled them apart, he transformed into Kat, but with red hair and his outfit.
"So, you're my player two outfit version?" Kat scoffed. Gripping her sword, she ran at Jack, catching him off guard as she swung at him. He blocked with his sword, but she pushed and he fell, his sword flying from his hand. Kat jumped, catching the sword in her left hand. He swung both swords at Jack, who screamed and dodged, barely avoiding the blades' sharp edges. Kat was too fast for him, however, and she pinned him to the ground with one sword, and swung at him with the other. The edge was blunted, but did enough damage so that he couldn't move for a while. Ana was having the same luck. Even with the Fancy Feet, Ana could keep up with Wuya as she slashed and stabbed. Wuya was now in front of the platform with the monks on it. Ana flung the sword and it stabbed into Wuya's dress, pinning her to the base. She was about to remove the sword when Ana jumped over to her and punched her in the jaw. She took the sword from the platform and hit Wuya with it's dulled blade, ending the showdown.
Kat and Ana stood with the group, holding the Bow of Sagittarius. They weren't surprised to see a full sized Dojo, and they listened as the group explained everything. When they arrived at the temple, Master Fung handed them their Xiaolin Robes.
"So, we're in?" Kat asked.
"Yes, young Dragon of Ice." Master Fung started.
"Just like that?" Ana added.
"Yes, young Dragon of Nature." Master Fung replied.
"Alright, bad guys better watch themselves." Kat and Ana said together.
Thought i forgot about the monks' new Wudai attacks, didn't you?
Also, i promise, no more self insert characters.
[1] I don't know if it's spelled like that.. tomato tomahto.
[2] My friends in real life. I really wanted to add them and i would've run out of things to add if i didn't
Kimiko and Kat & Ana's Japanese for Americans
[3] motherfucking piece of shit that needs to die a horrible flaming death - Kimiko
[4] whore that needs to be choked by her own hands, which have been cut off and super glued to her throat. - Kimiko
[5] or they can fuck off, right Ana? - Kat
[6] i don't know, Kat, they look pretty serious - Ana
so yeah, don't forget to review and be on the lookout for chapter 11.