Slogans

by Xayhra

I was bored and came up with this. The characters of RA say the trademarks of assorted companies and products. Can you imagine our loveable Slagor and Borsa singing "It's a Pillow! It's a Pet! It's a Pillow Pet!"? Or, better yet, King Ferris and Halt? K plus to be safe. Halt and Will will appear most often.

10. Chapter 10

Thanks to paisley15, Ranger Amethyst, Guest FarmersDaughter, Savannah Silverstone, TugLover98, AreiaCananaid, Guest Ranger Robbin, and hey y'all watch this for their reviews and suggestions! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes or mistakes in the slogans. I am not saying that any of the companies or products in this fic are better than another company or product of similar description.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranger's Apprentice, Huggies, Oreos, or Sonic.

Huggies (Thanks to Ranger Amethyst)

Ferris ran into the dining room. "Look, Mommy!" he shouted, showing her the knife he had clutched in his hand.

His mother gasped. "Where did you get that, Ferris?"

"Halt gave it to me!"

Halt glared at his twin from across the table. "I did not. Anyway, I wouldn't give you something like that to begin with."

"Why?"

Their father interrupted by saying, "You can't have that, Ferris." He took the knife.

Ferris started to cry. "But I'm a big kid now!"

Oreos (Thanks to TugLover98)

Halt opened his bedroom door and strode into the kitchen. "Will—" he stopped. What was this abomination?

Will glanced up from where he was dunking a chocolate chip cookie into a glass of milk. "What?"

"How could you?"

Will cocked his head to the side. He went through his mental checklist of pranks he wanted to play on Halt. Nope, he hadn't done anything today. "What are you talking about, Halt?"

"A chocolate chip cookie? Really?"

"Yes, a chocolate chip cookie," Will said slowly. "What's the problem, Halt?"

"Oreos. Milk's favorite cookie. It's horrible!" Halt sobbed.

Will sighed and handed Halt a package of Oreos and a glass of milk. "Fine."

Sonic (Thanks to AreiaCananaid)

Halt and Will were in the parking places where you get your food at Sonic. A woman skated up to them. "Your coffee, sirs," she said, handing it to them.

They took the cups from her, and she departed to tend to another customer.

Several minutes passed as the Rangers sat on their horses and drank their coffee. Then, "This coffee is pretty good."

Will glanced up at his mentor and nodded. "Yep."

Suddenly, they heard a scream. Crowley galloped up to them and shouted, "It's not just good . . . it's Sonic good!"

Halt and Will stared after Crowley's retreating form. "That's a first," Halt muttered.

I'm not too proud of this chapter but hopefully you'll like it. Please review! All other suggestions will be used in a later chapter.