Chapter 10

Sorry about the crappy chapters. I'll try and make them more interesting soon. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT*sniffles* OR ANY SONGS*sniffles* BUT I DO OWN STEFAN*woop woop*

A normal sunny day.

Elena POV

It was a sunny day in Forks. All of us Cullen's were doing our own things. I'm angry because Stefan didn't join my personal dance party in my room. We have a dance party every time it's sunny to the same song but not today now I'm angry. Oh. I should introduce myself…hello my name is Elena Cullen. "WHO THE HELL CARES!" Edward screamed. I ran downstairs and tackled him.

"Elena…" Stefan said firmly. I growled at him. I got off of Edward and tackled Stefan. Before I could even wrap my arms around him he flipped us over so he was on top of me.

I kept on trying to flip us over but he kept me pinned to the floor. He leaned down and rested his forehead on mine. I inhaled his intoxicating scent, smiled, and relaxed.

"All better?" He whispered. "Mm hmmm." I replied. He chuckled then placed a small kiss on the tip of my nose. I groaned meaning I wanted more. He smiled then placed his lips gently on mine. He started to pull away but I freed my hands, grabbed his neck and pulled him to me. We moved our lips in a rhythm together until Edward came and kicked Stefan off of me.

"HEY!" I screamed. "WHAT?" he screamed back. "We were in the middle of something." I said while getting up off the floor and putting my hands on my hips, glaring at Edward.

"Yeah." He snorted, "On the living room floor. At least get a room. Please." Edward begged.

"Why should I listen to you? You and Bella take each other everywhere. I'm surprised you were a virgin for about 110 years. You must be great in bed considering you and Bella go at it every 12 hours." I winked at him. Stefan looked at me horrified with a pinch of jealousy. I laughed at his expression and kissed him on the cheek reassuringly. Edward looked at his watch and smiled.

"That reminds me…BELLLLAAAA IT'S FOUR THIRTY!" He ran out of the house and kept running towards his and Bella's cottage. I shuddered. Stefan was standing up grumbling to himself about god knows what. I went up behind him, wrapped my arms around his chest and kissed his neck.

"We can still have our dance party…If you want…I'll be upstairs." I whispered seductively in his ear. He shivered in pleasure. I smiled and ran up stairs to get dressed for our 'dance party.'

Alice already had a little something laid out on the bed for me to change into. I smiled and rolled my eyes. That's Alice for you. I went into the bathroom and changed into the lace bustier and red boy shorts.

I took my hair out of my ponytail and let hang down my shoulders in its natural waves. I came out of the bathroom to find Stefan with his back turned to me turning on the stereo wearing nothing but basket ball shorts. I licked my lips.

I walked towards the door, closed it and locked it. Stefan turned around and walked slowly towards me like a turtle but sexier. He pinned me up against the door.

"Are you ready?" he purred in my ear. I nodded. He walked back to the stereo and turned it on to our dance party song. I immediately started dancing like a little kid hyper on sugar. I started screaming the words too.

"Hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'm gonna smoke your ass like cheech and chong smokes weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna fuck your face til your eyes get blurry

Fuck the poker, I'll be poking you right up, Now you're choking
Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock
I'm your fack, Get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling

Bashed up! Gashed up! You ain't got no feeling!
Stick 'em in a wheelchair, I'm your favourite nightmare
I'm gonna die hard like Bruce fucking Willis
I am not sick I'm just simply the illest, Uh huh

It's on like donkey kong
On, on, on like donkey kong
It's on like donkey kong
On, on, on like donkey kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, Go long I'm hung like King Kong

Stefan started screaming the words while I just kept dancing around the room laughing like little school girl.

Chopping through the butcher's shop, Racking the meat
You'll climax so hard the autotunes'll make your ears bleed
Getting fucked from behind his head on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, Bitch, I'm not about the cervex

Blonde Barbie Ken, Fuck that hollister shit
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with aberzombie and bitch
And when you come back yelping for a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherfucking felching!

Neck, Back, Sack then onto the scrotum
Got more fucking crack than the hoods and harlem
Spray me, Don't date me; Use your mouth not your hand
I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Linday Lohan

If there's a way, There's a train, Ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, Just give me your seat
This faggot just fucked your girl, She got rid off her pussy
Sewed her snatch, Got a dick just so she could fuck me!

Stefan started dancing along with me not singing any but just dancing like crazy.

It's on like donkey kong
On, on, on like donkey kong
It's on like donkey kong
On, on, on like donkey kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, Go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong slams a barrel
Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

Slamming them like barrels

Go, Go ape shit, Go ape shit
Go, Go ape shit, Go ape shit

Stefan and I both sang the last part together while dancing our asses off just having the times of our lives.

It's on like donkey kong
On, on, on like donkey kong
It's on like donkey kong
On, on, on like donkey kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this schlong
Go, Go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong slams a barrel
Fuck more witches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong!

Just as the song finished we both fell on the bed breathless and laughing so hard tears were brimming our eyes but were never going to spill over. After we calmed down from our laughing fit we had a pillow that ended with us having to but Esme new pillows for our bedroom. After our pillow fight we decided to heat things up.

I slowly pushed Stefan down until he was lying down on the bed. I ran my hands down his stone, hard chest and placed a couple of kisses on it. I swung my legs around and straddled his lap. He wrapped his arms around my waist and placed a soft slow kiss on my lips. I deepened the kiss and tangled my fingers in his soft hair. Well you know what happens after that.

After our 'session' I went downstairs still in the lace bustier and red boy shorts that I just quickly grabbed off the floor to get some blood pouches that Carlisle has stored for us if we want it. I walked into the kitchen to see Emmett sitting there drinking a beer.

"Damn girl what have you been doing?" Emmett said in his loud booming voice. He wasn't drunk just his normal self but everyone came downstairs to see me in my little outfit and my sex hair. Everyone started laughing at me. I frowned grabbed the pouches and stomped off back to my room.

"How come everyone was laughing?" He asked curiously. I ruffled my hair to show him what they were laughing at as well as what I was wearing. "Oh…" He tried to contain his laughter but it just came out.

"Keep laughing…the amount of seconds you keep laughing is the amount of days were your not gonna get any of this." I said motioning my body on the last part.

He stopped laughing immediately and ran to me threw me on the bed and got on top of me. Hehe like a said before you know what happens all night long.

I hope you enjoyed this fluffy chapter. Review and give me ideas of what you want me to do cause I'm starting to draw blanks.

~Elena