Because I was still pretty young, Jenean felt I should still go to school. And of course everyone else joined us. Emmett, Jasper, and I compared shedules and realized we had first period together, sex ed. I don't even know HOW it happened, they are junoirs, and I'm a sophmore, but whatever. We walked into room 207 and we all took a seat in the back right hand corner. The bell rang and our teacher finally came in.
"Howdy y'all!" said the man whith long, crinkly brown hair that was in a pony tail. He wore orange overalls, which I didn't even know they made, and a matching orange cow boy hat. I' eem(I am) Mr. Disandenafter. But if you can remember that, than just call me M. Chaussures, you know? 'Cuz it's sounds all snootywooty and what not? I don't know what it means but dees keeds(these kids) used to say i smelt like a chaussures, and dem keeds(them kids) also said I was their favorite teacher, so I mean, why would dey(they) go and lie like that? (A/N Chassures is shoes in french. I probably spelled it wrong, lmao and I've taken french for almost 4 years.) Yuh heard(you heard)?"
Mike who was sitting in front of me shouted, "HOLLA!" out, probably trying to kiss up to the teacher. That's when I realized what Mike was wearing. Baggy jeans, a shirt with explicit signs, and a 3 times too big black jacket.
"Mike?" I asked tapping him on the shoulder. "Mike!" I whisper yelled, tapping him again.
"Yo, dude, the name's M-Funk, ya heard?" He said not turning around.
I rolled my eyes, and sighed, "M-Funk?" It was more of a command than a question though.
He turned around, "Aaayy baby!" He said smirking.
"What happened to you?" I asked, a trace of...oh god, concern! In my voice. "Well after being caught video taping girls in the locker room, I was kicked out of Forks High. So it was hard to find a school in the United States that would take me, after that little incident. So I moved hear to live with my grandmother Jenean." He explained, forgetting completely about his tough guy-gangsta, fricky-fricky word ho-. "Shit." I muttered to myself, when I finally noticed I was doing that scartching thing that DJ's do with CD's only, there were no CD's and I looked crazy, and saying all this aloud.
"Heh...heh... I just get, a little excited, nothings wrong with that! So what? I'm happy to be taking sex ed! I mean c'mon, where would be if we didn'tknow how to have sex!?" I askclaimed(asked, exclaimed), standing up on my chair, I was really getting into this. "We would be dead! Or alive, maybe, but we'd be really horny all the time! But there would not be as many people in the world!" I said, ending my speech, straigtening out my blue polo, and sitting down.
"Yeah, Soph! You tell 'em!" Shouted Mike.
"Shut up, Mike!" Emmett said, throwing a stapler at him. Mike fell over gripping his head, "Yoyoyo, whudup wit dat, yo(yoyoyo what's up with that, yo)?" Asked Mike, I think.
Mr. I forgot his name, oh I know! I'll call him Fimen! (A/N Don't ask how I thought of this, I wanted to make an acronym with "I forgot his name, so somehow I got Fimen.) Anyway, he went back to talking about going into labor.
"Weel(well) this liquidical stuff breaks and you go, 'Oh mah gahwd! Mah water! My water!'" He shouted, running around like he was on fire. He grabbed a duffel bag out of the closet and said, "theen(then) you grab the duffel bag, of stuff you should have packed in advance, and run like hell!" He shouted, jumping out the window. The whole class got up to look and see where hwas going, he kepting going, got into a car, and just drove off.