Anything Goes

by Vicky-V

On the Grand Line it's all fair in love, war and all things between. This is a collection of drabbles and ficlets, containing various ships and some gen too. All ratings and warnings. 27. Tradition: ZoroxSanji

10. Virginal

Pairing: ZoroxSanji

Rating: PG

Notes: Spoilers for movie 2

Disclaimer: I own nothing in connection with One Piece, nor do I make any money writing this fanfiction.

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Virginal

"And what's wrong with white?" Sanji demanded as soon as Zoro questioned his choice of clothing hire.

"It's the bride's colour," Zoro responded. "White means virginal."

"Shut up!"

"And," Zoro continued. "It shows the grass stains."

"Why you shitty- hey!" Sanji's insult was cut off with a yelp when Zoro suddenly yanked him off the ground. When his brain caught up with the situation, he realised he was being carried bridal style.

And if Nami-swan hadn't given them specific instructions not to mess up their hired clothes at all, that marimo bastard would be getting the kicking of a lifetime.

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