Episode 10
Swirly: Hey there everyone, I'm back from Disney world and have to admit I have but one complaint… THEY HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO KINGDOM HEARTS MERCHANDISE!
Sora: Are you serious?
Swirly: Sadly yes; even in Epcot, there wasn't anything. But they did have some anime plushies, I almost got a Naruto but he was overpriced so I got Mustang. And then there were fruits basket plushies, but they didn't have Momiji so I didn't buy one…
Xemnas: Can we just get on with the show?
Swirly: Oh right our contestants are; Number one, Xemnas.
Xemnas: DARKNESS WILL CONQUER ALL WORLDS!
Swirly: O.o And umm Number two the free shooter; Xigbar.
Xigbar: S'up.
Swirly: Number three, the whirlwind lancer; Xaldin.
Xaldin: (waves)
Swirly: And last but not least, number four the chilly academic; Vexen.
Vexen: (sits and does nothing)
Swirly: Tonight's first game will be sound effects. Sora why don't you think up a scenario?
Xaldin: Wait a minute.
Swirly: Is something wrong?
Xaldin: I don't trust him.
Swirly: Too bad, got any ideas?
Sora: Ok here's one, Vexen is visiting the zoo's newest addition; Xaldin the monkey.
Xaldin: You do realize I hate you.
Sora: Oh I'm so scared.
Swirly: And they said you couldn't be sarcastic when you're typing; alright the superior will do sounds for Xaldin, and Xigbar will do them for Vexen.
Vexen: Oh look a monkey. (Points)
Xemnas: bong
Xaldin: (scratches himself like a monkey)
Xigbar: (makes squeaking sounds)
Vexen: He sure is one ugly fella
Xaldin: Say what!
Xigbar: (makes chimp sounds)
Xaldin: That's it I quit! (Stomps off stage)
Swirly: Did we just lose a contestant?
Vexen: It would certainly appear that way.
Swirly: I guess I have no choice; I'll have to fill in. Our next game is foreign film.
Diz: Do a Canadian film!
Swirly: Ok let's all do a Canadian film, anyone got a title?
Namine: Where's the Maple syrup?
Swirly: I'll take that one, let's begin.
Xemnas: Eh, Xigbar.
Xigbar: Did ye jus say somti'n?
Xemnas: Yesh, where be me maple syrup?
Xigbar: Like I don' know, ask Vexen.
Vexen: Did ye jus' call?
Xemnas: Where be me maple syrup?
Swirly: Ye mean ye lost it again. What am I going to do with ye people?
Xemnas: Did ye go an hide me syrup?
Swirly: Why would I be go an doing that?
Xemnas: What be that dare?
Swirly: What ye talkin' about?
Xemnas: It be behind yer back!
Swirly: If ye want it, ye'll have ta catch me. (Runs)
Xemnas: (Pulls out aerial blades and chases)
Vexen: Our next game will be, Suggestion hat. Send in your requests by reviewing. We need at least 10 questions to continue and you may review more than once. Until next time…
Xigbar: I think the boss is taking this game a little too seriously man.
Vexen: Looks like we have to remind him that this is only a game…