Author's Note: Thank you my readers for reading the last chapter and I hope that this chapter is going to be at least a BIT satisfactory because I suck at writing, roflmaos.

Of course this chapter is dedicated to SMUTTY LEMON and a LIMEE and what is it called? Plot, oh YEAHHH! Just to tell you guys, there will be fictional characters that I am adding in here that aren't actually from the Anime or the Manga. I will introduce them soon enough... okies?

Disclaimer: I am a whore and I slept with Kishimoto-sama! Now I am the one that owns Naruto! SO SCREW OFF! ;) jkjk

Onwards!

Chapter 9
That's Why It'll Never Work...

Bunnies Eat Wolves That Eat Trees

Quick Re-cap!!

Snapping back into reality, I can tell that Sasuke didn't go too far yet and that my extremely long flashback was actually really short. Smiling I continue to kiss Sasuke back. '

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As our lips crushed together in a movement I couldn't comprehend no matter how hard I tried to do. Trying my best to let go, I get a glance of Sasuke, enough to notice that his pale complexion seems to shine from the sunlight as if he were a a diamond that reflected the light in to millions of shimmering rays.

He looked so brilliant, just like in the dream I had those few years ago when he seemed to be more beautiful than the most perfect of angels and more lustful than the devil. I couldn't help but notice that his face was still stoic, yet hungry for something like my desire to explode and show him how willing I am to be his and only his.

I couldn't fight this urge and I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him closer so that our bare chests could make some kind of contact with another and I kissed his lips without the urgency I felt just a moment ago. Rather, I kissed him with a slow, delicate passion that seemed to be able to be able to mesmerize my whole body to do move in ways I didn't know possible.

Our lips locked once again and before I knew it, we were both only in our silky boxers lying on the extremely large, comfortable and mostly cheap sofa that's able to hold the two of us. Bodies flushed together, I couldn't believe that Sasuke would have ever been this passionate when making love to anyone... if he ever did make love to anyone.

We didn't rush one bit of anything at all... just let the flow of things move us, the momentum of our actions guide us to the next thing afterwards. Tongues dancing just like they were made for each other couldn't stop the rhythm they were going at. Bodies melded, flushed together, hips and groins rubbing against one another, the feeling of an insatiable need for pleasure.

"My little kitsune... you look so adorable..." Sasuke whispered in my ear before making a trail of kisses along my jawline.

Lightly moaning, I rocked my hips along with his, trying my best to create more friction with our clothed erections. Laughing at my failed attempts of doing so, Sasuke carries me over to my bed with surprisingly no effort at all. 'And here I thought I was heavier than Chouji.' I laughed at my dumb joke.

While in the process of getting me on the bed, he somehow got my boxers off and yet his were still clinging to his slim and almost ballerina-like lithe body. His skin in comparison to mine were probably closely related to how fair the skin of a ghost's.

My face flushed, he kissed me again to show me just how much he loved me with that expert tongue of his probing the inside of my mouth. For some strange reason though, it felt like there was the sound of something banging... like a door or something relatively wooden...

Shrugging it off, I go back to kissing Sasuke until at length I hear the door get completely smashed into pieces with an emerging Sakura that looked as furious as a wild cat that was provoked over and over again. Her expression was seething with anger as she looked at the two of us and our positions before she just noticed what we are doing.

Suddenly just as she was angry when she came into the room, she blushed at the scene that was playing out before her and she walked back out the door and whispered a barely audible, "Gomen."

Looking really confused, the two of us continued, wondering why it was that Sakura just burst through the door with a greatly huge amount of anger and then just as she came in she just left. 'I am so going to need to ask Sakura what that was all about,' I thought to myself as Sasuke kept on molesting every part of my body he could find, until at length, he bit a particularly sensitive patch of skin, causing me to gasp out suddenly.

Smirking, Sasuke moved back up to my face to crush his lips against mine once again, instantly starting a sensual caress of tongues that couldn't seem to part from each other. Moaning in his mouth, I could feel my face getting more flushed by each passing second of our movements.

This wasn't like any of the dreams that I had of Sasuke and I when we were engaging in these kind of activities, this was so much more passionate, more loving than the lustful feeling that those fantasies had given me in my slumber.

Pulling him closer to me, I could feel the warmth of his skin radiating from his body as he was pulled, flushed against my own body. Smiling, he pulls down my boxers slowly, delicately. Blushing, I smack his shoulder playfully and I hold his hands with my own shaking hands.

"Naruto... you're trembling," Sasuke whispered as I helped his hands pull my boxers down more quickly.

"I'm... not trembling..." I said shakily as I pulled him down for another kiss, one that seemed to be more rough than the ones before.

"Tell me what's wrong, or we can stop right now," he said, face blank of any expression.

"Fine, whatever," I replied pulling my boxers back on while picking up my jeans and T-shirt. "Better yet, get out of my crummy little apartment, Sasuke."

"Going," he quietly spoke out as he swiftly put on his clothes and walked through the broken door.

Sighing, I looked around the little apartment I owned and found the phone in the corner of the room. Picking it up, I dialed for Hinata's house to speak with her about school and stuff in the like so that I could somehow find what I missed before I went to school unknowing of anything coming up.

After two of the weird sounds, her father picked up with a sigh of, "Hello?"

"Hello? May I speak with Hinata please?" I asked, trying to sound as casual as possible.

"Okay, you just wait there," he said as he called for Hinata to get the phone.

"Hello?" Came Hinata's small and timid voice.

"Hey, Hinata?"

"Yes Naruto-kun?"

"Is it possible that you could give me some stuff like homework and the like if you collected any of that stuff for me... I'm sorry for being suck a pain in the butt," I squeaked out.

"Oh, sure... just wait. Do you think that I could come over and deliver it to you?" She quietly asked.

"That is totally fine! It is just that... the door got busted down..." I quietly whispered.

"Uh, how the heck did that happen Naruto-kun?"

"Eh... it just so happened that Sakura broke through the door and then just left for some weird reason," I tried to recall.

"So you don't know what happened?" She asked.

"No... what happened?"

"Well... I'll tell you when I get over, okay Naruto-kun?" Hinata quickly said before hanging up abruptly on me.

'That was totally nice of her...' I thought to myself as I called the landlord to somehow get the door fixed.

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As Hinata came through the broken door that was slowly getting fixed back up by the repairmen that came to my floor after a long half hour that seemed to drag on for way longer that it normally would have. For god's sake, I was reading one of those stupid books that was sent to me as a 'learning tool' to get me to somehow raise my already average marks.

I couldn't help but look around my house and Hinata was staring me down for whatever the reason was that I didn't know. Seriously, one guy can only know so much! Finally, she started with asking what I did while I was gone. I explained everything to her as she just listened to my story until at length I got to the part where we were at the nightclub.

"So you know nothing about what happened between Sasuke and Haku again?" Hinata blatantly said.

"Wha-what did you say?"

"I said that both Sasuke and Haku had something going on between the two of them!" She screamed as much as her lungs would allow.

"Oh my god... why didn't you tell me before...wait... what did the two of them do?"

"I told Sakura to tell you, but apparently she took it wrong that you two were... you know and the two of them were caught... doing stuff together again..."

"Shit, I have to go and find the two of them and beat the shit out of this Haku!" I yelled as I ran out of my little apartment, with Hinata following after slowly.

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Not really knowing where to go, I run around the whole area of town where my apartment was situated in looking for either Haku or Sasuke and pretty much beat the shit out of both of them. Hinata just walked slowly behind me as I was in a total rage and told me that I should just go back and do my work, 'Yeah right,' I think to myself.

Getting frustrated with walking around aimlessly, I just settle for sitting down on the bench that so conveniently appears by this huge tree at the park that I stopped at. Apparently, Hinata was already sitting there too, weird.

"Ready to go back yet?" She asks me calmly still.

"No, not really," I almost shout out.

"I'll be at your apartment when you feel like going back," Hinata stands and walks away.

"This won't take long, I am sure of it Hina..."

"Sure, take as long as you like Naruto-kun," she sighs as she suddenly disappears from view.

'Weird...' I think to myself as I being my search once again.

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Exhausted, I find my way back to my apartment, to find that Iruka, Hinata, Sakura and Ino were all in my apartment. Iruka being the mother-like parent to me, was cooking in the kitchen and everyone else was sitting on the couch comfortably.

Wondering why everyone was making such a gathering in my house, I sat myself upon the sofa with everyone staring at me intently. "What is going on here people?" I asked a little self conscious.

The first to speak was Sakura, "Okay so what is it with the two of you guys? Are you both trying to make all of our lives miserable?"

Not really understanding what she meant by that, Ino cuts in with, "Yeah, first you guys are all quiet and timid about each other, then there is Haku and Sasuke doing that stuff, then you two are all over each other, then Sasuke goes back to where he was with Haku and then you two are back and doing things with Sakura coming in and finding you two..."

Still not understanding, Hinata explains everything from what they were talking about to the reason why Sasuke and Haku were doing whatever. I didn't like to listen to things about that bitch.

Settling down for dinner, my mind couldn't stop wondering about where Sasuke went. 'Like he wouldn't have gone to Haku, would he?' I thought to myself as I chewed down the rice.

I was so deep in thought, that I didn't even notice everyone's hard stares on me as I chewed gratefully. After Iruka and all the others left, I sat down on the sofa once again and let my mind wander around, trying to find Sasuke somewhere in the large array of confusions.

Suddenly, I could feel two pairs of hands grasp around my waist and my body suddenly tenses. Quickly as it came the hands disappeared and all that remained was a whisper of, "We'll be back."

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