So...I'll try to speed the story up a little. This chapter is the last one before we reach the academy and I actually write the younger characters as the stories fore front. You do have to agree 4 year old's can't really be responsible for a lot of direct plot, right? Anyway, your see their personalities and how they might have changed no later than the 24th...baring injury, death, computer viruses and zombie attacks.
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Chm01: As long as you put my name in the summary, I'll find it
Leaf: I tend to bring them up in my stories, and yes I love cliffing. As to Danzo...am I the only one who thinks he and Barty Crouch get way too much hate...or at least Danzo. He is definitely not a Sasuke fanboy.
Yurihime; Well, for a guy who types fast I like to think my stories are of decent quality
Guest: I think that would have morality problems. I mean, if you are doing that, it might just save you a lot of complains about mary sue OC's just to have him be with Kushina for the incest flags
61394: Your find out
Naruhina; Again, Danzo is not, at least in my view...evil.
Okay, lets get this done
Recap
A white jacketed man, with glasses and a clipboard, exited the lab an hour later.
"Yes? What does blood tell?" Hiruzen asked, knowing this could...would be a political shitstorm.
He had put down his book for this, after all.
"We have traced both of the girl's parents" the DNA specialist informed them "The maternal DNA belongs to an orphaned woman named Onnatsuki, a known prostitute who died during the Kyuubi attack, which explains her orphaning"
Hiruzen sighed. This happened too much, the red light workers often had the children of their customers. Half of the time they were put in orphanges, the other half they were raised in the brothel or by the stripper.
One has to wonder what's worse? There were plenty of nice prostitutes (...Not that Hiruzen knew that...he had never used a brothel after he was married or dating)
Mikoto sighed, it had to be a prostitute, hopefully nothing was passed...
"No signs of sexual transmitted diseases were found" the specialist added "As to the father, the father was an Uchiha..."
End recap
The Uchiha compound
Itachi closed his eyes, contemplating his life...as the water glass next to him began to ripple.
And ripple
And ripple.
Faster, more intense ripples kept coming, as he sensed a powerful killing intent...
Looks like he won his bet with Shishui...
"FUGAKU!"
His mother had came back, aiming to rip his father a new one.
The anger of the woman scorned.
Luckily, Itachi had purchased earplugs for such an occasion. He had even given some to his beloved brother...
That made him sound creepy...like an incestful pedophile.
Down below in the battleground...the Head House
"FUGAKU!"
Said fish guy collapsed to the ground, shocked out of his...rosie palm date as his wife stormed in...furious about something.
"Would you be quiet! Your son is trying to sleep...not that a overreaching..."
Her glare silenced him RIGHT THERE.
"Don't you dare talk to me about duty, you bastard. You cheated on me with a prostitute and fathered a child!"
"So what?"
Mikoto was not expecting that response...she was expecting denial.
"It is the duty of an Uchiha wife to give pleasure to her husband whenever he desires it. You were out with your friends and thus I was within Uchiha rights to seek it elsewhere. Though here I thought whores used birth control or were sterile"
"Are you trying to say its my fault that you cheated because I have FRIENDS!?"
"Yes, non Uchiha friends...you shouldn't even have to ever leave the compound. But you did...and thus it was perfectly in my right to deal with my needs where you were truanting about with that Kushina whore and that Hyuga..."
Mikoto was incensed...
But Itachi appeared behind him before she slapped the head of the police, which would just result in an arrest.
"Mother...as much as you want to, don't hit the bastard" he sighed, despite his earplugs he could still here the conversation.
Not much, but he got the feel that his mother was about to do something completely warranted but just asking for trouble.
"Son..."
"Unfortunately" he quipped as he let his mother down.
"...Itachi, get your brother. We're leaving" Mikoto turned around, going towards the stairs to her youngest son's room...
"No, only you are leaving. I, as the head of the Uchiha...annual our marriage, banish you from the Uchiha Clan, and take sole custody of MY children Itachi and Sasuke, Uchiha. You will have no contact with them. You will not be welcome in the Uchiha Compound. You are forbidden from having a child...as is that spawn who is unrelated to the Uchiha clan. You can have that illegimate child to replace true children...now leave: trespasser"
Mikoto was frozen in shock, as Itachi blinked.
He could have briefly been sure he had seen a different couple replace them briefly...a black woman with white hair and a dark clothed man in vaguely cat like cloths, but it was only for a moment (A/N...This has caused Marvel to officially make BP just...urg! If I ever write comics, I will kill T'Challa in a horrific manner...maybe flesh eating anal parasites. He will be Next Gen Cannon Fodder...and before that single panel he was actually a favorite of mine.)
"...You will be trespassing in 5 seconds, now leave this woman, Itachi. She is nothing to any of us"
"No"
"What did you say" Fugaku said, darkly, like the moonless night in a black outed city.
"As a ninja, I am officially an adult. You cannot order me as a father. You...are a jerk, and a terrible parent. Your a bigot, a task master and a wannabe person of importance. You lack skills in any sort of combat, you have an over inflated ego, you cheated on your wife..."
"I had no wife..."
"...You may also have delusions and live in an alternate reality where men can have children on their own..."
Meanwhile, upwards in the bedroom
A soundly sleeping Sasuke was fast asleep, earplugs masking the sound of his family being destroyed.
Thus, the steps of the crippled man approaching him was not heard...not until he picked him up and vanished.
Back downstairs
"...You eat far too much steak, your a war mongering coward, your..."
"SILENCE YOU BASTARD CHILD! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT MINE!"
"No one's else's face looks like my cheek bones are overcompensating for something. You make me look like a dehydrated creeper. "
"HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE NEVER...HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF CHEATING ON YOU...WHO HAD A DAUGHTER WITH A STRIPPER AND LEFT HER IN AN ORPHANGE" Mother and Son said at once
"I have no daughter, and you hang around with those dyk..."
Now Mikoto was oh so ready to punch the bastard, but Itachi stopped her, and deciding he was done, body flickered up the stairs.
"COME BACK HERE BOY, AS CLAN HEAD..."
Fugaku was silenced by Itachi doing something very...un Itachi.
"SASUKE!?"
His brother was gone.
Danzo's lair, early that morning
Danzo had his bottles of eye fluid from over a dozen Uchiha, and was ready to begin to test it out. He had a good feeling that he could get the eyes for his ROOT from these samples.
He had visited over a dozen houses to get as many samples of as possible...but didn't go the head house...
Itachi would have sensed him, after all. The boy was as bright as the sun.
A few years later
Itachi, in the dead of night walked by the doors to the academy...the day before his brother would have been due to join it.
Before he was kidnapped, the day he lost what little respect he had for his father.
The day his family was split apart.
He had remained close to his mother...who was now with Kushina Uzumaki...how oddly ironic his father's politically incorrect taunt later turned out to be true.
While he was glad to see his mother have some support, even if it was used by Jiraiya to create a second novel of perverted taste, and even if she ended up with an odd tattoo between her shoulders...he didn't live with them.
He had nothing against lesbians, or polygamy...and he liked everyone there, but the sight of the children they looked after: Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuga and Hiko, soon to be Uchiha, made his heart ache.
How they should have had a fourth companion...
But...how little time he had to contemplate the past, for he had a job to do...
For after this night, assuming that his brother was still alive...only four Uchiha would remain...and two of them would regain their names once the traitors were dead.
An action as ordered by the Hokage, and no one else.
Okay, next time I write, its going to be the Academy. I do need to introduce...the token good Sakura.
Omake
Non Canon (?)
Wrong Afterlife
Minato Namikaze: the Yellow Flash, the legendary blond of Konoha, he who did not become a pervert while being taught by Jiraiya...was quite confused.
He had been swallowed by the Shinigami, a price for sealing the Kyuubi into his son to stop its rampage...and privately believed that this was a worthy fate for someone who made his son into a Jinchuriki.
But...this wasn't the stomach of a god. It looked like the inside of a volcano...with no sky.
"Well well, hello nicer counterpart to James Potter"
Turning around, Minato drew his tri pronged Kunai to spy...a blond teenage girl?
The girl had pale blond hair, almost white, which was immensely unkempt. Her eyes seemed to be a tad unhinged, she had earrings that appeared to be some sort of onion...and had a trident, bat wings and a tail.
She also appeared to be 14.
"Who are you...where am I?"
"I am Luna Lovegood...Queen of Hell. I don't know why I have a ninja in my domain...but the whole, sacrificing your son thing bought you a first class ticket to damnation...by Nargles!"
Minato heard this, paled briefly, before he steeled himself and dropped his kunai "I deserve it...do with me what you will"
The girl blinked with her glowing eyes "Your not arguing with me?"
"No"
"Not trying to tell me you did it for the greater good?"
"No"
"No plans to escape?"
"My wife would just send me back here"
Luna sighed "Oh poo...you know there are laws against torturing willing souls in hell. Those in hell need to be trying to get out of here, saying they aren't deserving of it. Quirrel didn't want to be here, he claimed he was a hero for the purebloods. Nor did Richard Nixon (THE PRESIDENT CAN'T COMMIT SINS), Adolf Hitler (THE JEWS SENT ME HERE!), John Wilkes Booth (SIC SEMPREIS TYRANNUS!), Andrew Jackson (SO WHAT IF I IGNORED THE SUPREME COURT AND SENT THOSE INJUNS AWAY!), Tobias Snape (THAT SHIT SON OF MINE DESERVED TO BE HIT), Tom Riddle Senior (I AM BETTER THAN YOU, DEVIL) or Henry Ford." she didn't like Anti-Seminites. Unfortunately...he got paroled to Asphodel in the 60's."...Wonder if Valhalla is willing to trade me a viking or two for you?"
She had gotten a good deal for future stakes on Donald Trump in exchange for General Romnell from Norris upstairs
"Come again..."
"Crumple Horn Snorkacks, lock him in the fly of despair while I go call my solicitor." she did believe he had finished up with that O.J Simpson thing.
A bunch of horrific, demonic creatures suddenly grabbed Minato, and through him into a rip in reality...
It took him 2 minutes to start screaming, a new record.
Chuckling, Luna heard Ron Weasley wonder if he could give his soul for good grades in his fifth year.
Oh, this could be fun.