Person: Heya people! Guess what! I'm not dead!
Monkey: Neither am I.
Person: We're sorry that neither if us have really updated in awhile!
Monkey: I'm pretty sure that they only care about you. I don't think any of my viewers have read this or even know that I know you.
Person: That doesn't matter because today is the 4th of July and America's birthday! XD
Monkey: Wow. Never seen ya use a face in this before.
Tsuna: MONKEY-SAN! *jumps and hugs Monkey* Person-san has been making me do bad stuff!
Monkey: Oi! Get the hell off of me! *tries to push Tsuna off*
Person: No I haven't!
Yamamoto: Hahaha! Hisashiburi!
Monkey: I could say that it really hasn't, but you two are different from the Tsuna and Yamamoto I know and write about. *finally gets Tsuna off*
Person: I forgot! We have a special guest today!
Tsuna: Really?
Yamamoto: Who?
?: Hahaha! The hero is here!
Monkey: *face-palm* You've got to be kidding me...
Person: I'd like to welcome the one! The only! Alfred, aka America!
America: *eating a burger* Heya!
Monkey:...How did you get him...
Tsuna: Who's he?
Person: He's Alfred, aka America. He's from the manga/anime Hetalia. Both of us have started watching it. Right? *looks at Monkey*
Monkey:... *looks away* I watch it for the comedy, not the reason why you watch it.
America: It's always nice to see my fans!
Yamamoto: So since you're America then that means it's your birthday?
America: Yup! That's right!
Yamamoto: Well happy birthday then! Hahaha!
America: Thanks! Hahaha!
Yamamoto: Hahaha!
America: Hahaha!
Yamamoto: HAHAHAHA!
America: HAHAHAHA!
Person: Hot!
Monkey: Please shut up.
Person: That's right! I keep forgetting! We also brought Mattie with us!
Monkey: "We"!? I didn't even know you brought him!
Tsuna: Who's Mattie?
Monkey: He's Canada, but his human name is Matthew. Fans, like crazy over there *points to Person* call him Mattie as a nickname. Like how we call you Tsuna instead of Tsunayoshi.
Tsuna: Oh~~ Okay. Got it.
Canada: Hello.
Yamamoto: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada.
America: Hey Mattie. What's up?
Canada: Well-
Person: Kya! *grabs Canada and Tsuna and squeezes them* KAWAII!
T&C: H-help...
Yamamoto: Person-san, can you let go of my Tsuna?
America: Yeah. I don't think they can breath.
Monkey: Oi, baka, let them go so we can finish this already.
Person: *doesn't listen and continues to squeeze*
Yamamoto:...Um...
America: Don't worry! The hero will come and help you two out! *rushes to help* Damn! What a crazy grip!
Person: Not even Al's strength will make me let go!
Monkey: I guess I'll help with my awesome fanfic powers. *gets out random gauntlets* Oi! They're not random! They're the Yin Yang Gauntlets!
A&Y: The what?
Monkey: They're from my fanfic Elements.
Yamamoto: Kinda has a plain name.
America: I just noticed that you sounded like Prussia when you said awesome.
Person: What!? Gil is here? *lets go of Canada and Tsuna* Did he bring Lud-kun? If he's here then that means that my kawaii Fel-chan is here!
Yamamoto: *helps Tsuna up* Who are they? *looks at Monkey*
Monkey: *sigh* Their full names are Gilbert, Ludwig and Feliciano. In order they are Prussia, Germany and Italy. *turns to Person* No they're not here. And thank you for that. It's bad enough that we have these two here. *points to America and Canada*
Person: Oh whatever. If Eli was here you'd be goin crazy for her.
Monkey: *small blush* What!? No away! I'm not like you!
Tsuna: Who's Eli? *looks at Canada and America*
Canada: If I had to guess, it's probably a shortened version of Hungary's human name.
Tsuna: What's with all your names being-
Person: Because that's how the anime/manga is, Tsu.
Canada: It's not nice to cut someone off when they're talking.
America: Dude, you better be quiet or you might get squished again.
Tsuna: Listen to him. It's happened before.
Monkey: But usually Yamamoto is squishing Tsuna and I try to ignore it.
Person: Okay people, I think we've gone on long enough.
Monkey: You're the dumb one who was wasting time.
Person: Shut up. *turns to readers* Well we're pretty much done here. Now, jackass, get the fireworks ready.
Monkey: Three things. 1) Call me a jackass again and I'll make sure we never get guess stars that you want here again. 2) I don't have fireworks. 3) It's midnight where we are. I doubt people want to be awoken by fireworks.
Person: Three things. 1) Fine, idiot. 2) You have those things *points to gauntlets*. 3) I don't care. Now get them ready or I'll get Francis and Natalia in here.
America: *looks at Tsuna and Yamamoto* France and Belarus.
T&Y: *nods*
Monkey: You get him in here and I'll destroy this place. Also, you're the one who doesn't really like her.
Person: How dare she go after my Ivan.
Tsuna: *looks at paper* Russia?
Yamamoto: *looks at America* Thanks for the list.
America: No problem!
Person: Anyways, just get those things ready.
Monkey: *sigh* Fine.
Person: Now...
Everyone: HAVE A GREAT 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!
Monkey: Saidai HÅshutsu! *makes big explosion*
Person: AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!