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Disclaimer:Okay, get over it, I don't own Naruto. And if I did, I would make Neji and Tenten an item, and give Gaara, Kankuro and Zabuza some eyebrows. Maybe Lee and Gai stole them from them. Oh well.

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Drabble Ten – Food Fight

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Neji wasn't an optimist, unlike his teammates, Lee and Tenten; he wasn't such a happy person. I mean, he's not a Goth, or he's not emo, not like some avenger. He's just a harsh and mean prodigy.

All doom and gloom with a cold heart.

And you know what he hated the most? Cleaning up after some people. Just because he's a prodigy doesn't mean he should clean up after Tenten's mess. I mean, it was all her fault. And she's not even here to help him!

Flashback:

Neji sat down at his usual table, next to his friends, Sasuke, Naruto and Shikamaru. Rarely, he would sit next to Tenten and Lee, but they never sat next to each other either.

Tenten sat with the girls, discussing girl stuff, and Lee? He ate his lunch with Gai. (Smack forehead.)

Neji started chewing on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich when Tenten walked up to him, with her tray of food and smiled happily.

"Neji, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, our table is being inhabited by air-headed doinks. May we sit with you?" Tenten questioned and put on her puppy dog face, pouting cutely. No. Neji could never give in to that.

Suddenly, Sakura, Ino and Hinata walked up to her and they all sat down, not asking for permission.

Unfortunately, the "air-headed doinks" that inhabited their table, heard that remark and walked up to the girls.

"Excuse me?" Ami, the leader of the group mused angrily. "You shouldn't be talking. Besides, Sasuke-kun and Neji-kun don't want losers to sit with them. Am I right boys?"

Neji scoffed and Sasuke grunted. Ino got up from her seat and pouted. "Ahem, yes. Excuse you. It's your problem, and you're not the only one in this cafeteria," Ino said, a little too loud. A couple of claps could be heard from the eavesdropping students.

"Hehe, neither are you," Ami snorted with laughter and put her hands on her hips. "Dunk em, Kiri,"

One of Ami's groupies grabbed a tray of food from a passing nerd and dunked it on Tenten, who was closest to her.

Tenten's eyes widened in horror as she felt milk, pizza and "other" contaminants seep through her shirt, down her back and stream down to her pants.

Tenten scoffed angrily and grabbed Hinata's strawberry milk, Sasuke's normal milk and Ino's chocolate milk, all in one hand. Sakura snatched Naruto's hoagie from his mouth and threw it on Ami.

Tenten poured the milk over her head. Ino saw Ami backing away and pushed her…right into a trashcan. Her butt was stuck as she struggled to break free.

The cafeteria was laughing hysterically by then as Ami's groupies started to throw more American food at the girls. The girls were blocking themselves with their arms and Sakura? Was blocking the food by using Naruto as her shield.

Kiba noted all of this and stood up on his table. "Ahem…FOOD FIGHT!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs as kids readied their food. "Ready…Aim…FIRE!"

By the time lunch ended, the whole cafeteria was pelted with food. And guess who got all the blame and was the only one to stay clean? Neji.

Tenten, being all dirty and mucky with food, all over her face and body, got an idea in her head.

She walked right up to Neji, still dirty, who was being lectured by Tsunade, the principal and Hokage. Tsunade stopped dead in her tracks as she saw Tenten approach them.

"Not now Tenten. I don't care how much tomato sauce got in your underwear, just go back on line," Tsunade cried unhappily, sighing.

"Um, if Neji got dirty, will he be in trouble still?" Tenten asked as nicely as possible. Tsunade and Neji both arched their eyebrows and Tsunade spoke, "Probably not, but since he is not dirty, I assume he is the cause, even though that is very hard to believe. Even Sasuke Uchiha is dirty!"

Tenten nodded and inched closer to Neji. Neji watched her in confusion, but hid it with his cool, calm exterior.

"Neji, can I ask you something?" the brunette batted her eyelashes sweetly and Neji sighed.

"Hn?"

"Look at me for a second," she ordered happily. Neji did as he was told to, and before he could muster up a "Hn," she crashed her food ridden lips with his, fusing a form of a rough and passionate kiss.

Tsunade blinked in awe and amusement as Tenten let go. Neji looked at Tsunade, his eye twitching.

It was funny.

No.

Not funny.

HILARIOUS!

His lips, where the kiss was planted, was all dirty with food, and there were imprints of Tenten's hands on his Hyuuga robes on his shoulders, and the out line of her body against his was there too.

All too much for the cafeteria to handle.

So everyone did what first came to mind.

They laughed.

Hard.

Kiba almost got a heart-attack and Tenten smiled.

"Well, you told me that if Neji got dirty, he would probably not get into trouble. Just saving a friend here." Tenten replied innocently as Tsunade stopped laughing.

Tsunade nodded dumbly and flicked her wrist in the air. "You outsmarted me Tenten. And that's hard to do. I'm proud of you, but Neji is still in trouble being accused of starting the food fight."

Tenten nodded happily and ran back to her friends where they were gaping at her accusingly, yet teasingly.

And Neji liked that kiss. Even though it tasted like meat-loaf.

End flashback.

Neji sighed in frustration as he felt a familiar chakra behind him. He turned to face that person and saw that it was Tenten.

And she was smiling. Happily. In a happy and creepy way.

"What'cha doin'?" she asked walking up to Neji, batting her eyelashes sweetly. It was almost nauseatingly cute.

"Hn." Neji turned away and started mopping.

"Hn, back to you too! Mind if I help?" she asked him testily.

"Hn."

And they mopped together until they found themselves kissing, their heads being held by most of the school's population, most of them shouting, "NEJI AND TENTEN! NEJI AND TENTEN!"

And what they learned…never kiss in public. Or else you will suffer the consequences.

Like the school acting like they haven't known Neji and Tenten kiss. And now they do. All because of one food fight.

That Ami started.

And you know?

Everyone is grateful that she did. Especially the couple kissing right now.

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End of drabble ten.

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