Me: Hey! Time for another interview, but first you must meet contest winner and now intern Random Person/TheMysteriousOboePlayer!
Random Person/TheMysteriousOboePlayer: Hi! You can just call me Oboe Player.
Audience: *cheers*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Oh, and of course which ever SG characters has been on the show is in the audience, but I'm not going to introduce them all now. In fact Oboe Player gets the honor of introducing who we will be interviewing.
Oboe Player: The butt-kicking slash Charming controlling Snow White!
Snow White: *walks in* Hello. *smiles and waves*
Oboe Player: Can I get your autograph? My little sister is two, and she threatened me with my life...
Snow White: Sure, sure. *signs a random piece of paper*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Ah, little siblings, the life threatening buggers. Snow, may I call you Snow?
Snow: Yes, Snow is my name.
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Snow, you may take a seat.
Snow: *takes a seat*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Oboe Player, you may start the in-ter-view.
Oboe Player: Got it! So, Snow, if you had a choice between Prince Charming and Johnny Depp, who would you choose?
Snow: Um... *mumbles* Johnny
Oboe Player: Okay, that is the correct answer!
*Charming is backstage, ripping apart a Johnny Depp poster*
Oboe Player: Moving on! What comes to mind when you hear the word "Cupid?"
Snow: Loooove *girlish squeal*
Oboe Player: *looks at GirlUdon'tMessWith* Should I tell them now, or should I do that thing with the taco that we were considering?
GirlUdon'tMessWith: *looks at Oboe Player* No! Remember what happened LAST time?
Oboe Player: That poor chicken...
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Exactly.
Snow: *whispers* Must not ask about it like everyone told*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: So, Snow, how do you put up with Mr. Not So Charming?
Snow: He can actually be very sweet when he wants to.
*Charming smiles backstage*
Oboe Player and GirlUdon'tMessWith: *silently look at each other with no emotion on faces and then bust into hysterics*
*Charming is now scowling*
Oboe Player: *trying to breathe through laugh attack* Hehehe… Okay… *giggle* Snow… Have you… *snort* Ever… *falls over, but gets back up* Consider having a kid.
Snow: Well, I have, but it can be difficult for Everafters to have children. Besides, *whispers* Billy would make a horrible dad.
Oboe Player: You can say that again!
*Backstage, Charming is all confused*
Oboe Player: Well, I'm all out of questions, so on to our next guest!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Oh, yes! Now our next guest wasn't in SG, but do to some stuff *wink* that happen in the last chap we decided to bring him on. Give a big welcome to... CUPID! Woah, woah! *does little dance*
Audience: *cheers*
Cupid: *walks in* Hello everyone! Isn't it lovely today!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Nice to meet you Cupid.
Oboe Player: You may have a seat, Cupid.
Cupid: *takes a seat* Why you two are very nice girls. I'm sure you each have a special someone.
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I may come in possession of a special someone. Now, Cupid, every time we think of Cupid we think baby in diaper, now you seem like a small person with no diaper. Why is that?
Cupid: Huh, does darn artist decided to make me a baby in a diaper! Like every Everafter people sometimes mess up with your story or look.
Oboe Player: But do you actually have arrows?
Cupid: Yes and I had them with me, but this sweet little boy informed me that this show doesn't like violence and the arrows might upset you two.
Oboe Player: Little boy?
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Nonviolence?
Oboe Player: The only "little boy" that has a back stage pass is your little brother! *look of terror*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Wait! This could be very, very good! Let's get all the SG characters on the stage, ASAP!
Oboe Player: I'm on it, boss. *says something into walkie talkie* Okay, so Cupid. I hear that your arrows make people SO in love it's impossible to hide it.
Cupid: Why yes!
Oboe Player: So, if there are two people named um, Tuck and Tabrina, and they were already in love but pretended they weren't, your arrows would make them stop pretending!
Cupid: Affirmative.
*all the SG characters are shoved onstage*
Oboe Player: Everyone, take a seat.
*They all do, but ropes appear out of nowhere and they are all tied down*
*Little Bro walks in*
Little Bro: Hey, Sis look what I got! *aims arrow at GirlUdon'tMessWith*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Duck! *grabs Oboe Player and brings her down too*
Little Bro: *shoots arrow after arrow that hit SG characters*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: He is out of arrows, let's untie them and watch them make fools of themselves. *gets up with Oboe Player and looks at rope around characters* How do you untie them?
Oboe Player: Like this...*walks up to rope, pulls on one end and the rope falls to ground*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I knew that, I was just making sure you knew.
Oboe Player: *gives GirlUdon'tMessWith a look* Riiiight.*All SG characters are hugging each other*
Sabrina: *hugs Daphne* I love you, you're the best sister!
Daphne: I love you too!
Puck: *walks up to Sabrina* I love you!Sabrina: Puck, I love you!
Puck and Sabrina: *kiss*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: This is great!
Little Bro: Actually Sis I have one more
GirlUdon'tMessWith: No! *starts to turn around but arrow hits her in the butt. Takes out arrow* I love you
Cupid: I forgot if the arrows are shot by someone else, but me then whoever was shot loves
Mustarseed: I love you! *hugs wall*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I love you! *glomps Mustarseed*
Little Bro: This is priceless! *starts recording with camera*
Mustarseed: I love you.
Oboe Player: How long does this last?
Cupid: It'll last for the rest of day, so it'll end at midnight
Oboe Player: It's two o'clock now!
Cupid: You're going to have to baby sit them. There was this one incident where a lumber jack fell in love with his chainsaw and I don't want to have to fill out all that paperwork again. Now I have to go!
Oboe Player: Wait, you can't-
Cupid: *disappears in a flash of smoke along with bow and arrows*
Little Bro: Aww. He took the arrows! Oh, and Red seems to love the light hanging from the ceiling and is trying to get to it by climbing the curtain! *points to Red who is already hanging ten feet in the air*
Oboe Player: Red! Get down from there!
Red: NEVER! *starts singing to lamp* I don't care what they say, I'm in loooove with you, they try to pull me away...
Oboe Player: *grabs Red's leg and pulls her down*
*GirlUdon'tMessWith and Mustardseed and both staring into each others' eyes dreamily*
Oboe Player: I better save her from the humiliation...
*curtains are pulled down after Daphne declared her undying love for them*
*audience looks around, not being able to see anything*
Oboe Player: Stop... Puck! No…Sabrina, stay away from my goldfish! Sorry about that, people! Heheh...
*curtains are fixed, and the stage is visible again*
Oboe Player: Quick! Look at Puck and Sabrina!
Puck: Sabrina, I have to tell you
Sabrina: Yes, Puckypoo?
Puck: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN COOKIES!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: *walks out singing and skipping* I love Seedy! I love Seedy!
Oboe Player: Get backstage!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I love backstage, backstage, backstaaage!
Red: I want my lamp!
Oboe Player: RED!
Red: *walks up to Oboe Player* Someone needs a Happy Meal! *smiles and taps Oboe Player on the nose*
Daphne: *walks out and hugs Oboe Player* I love you! You're a really good baby sitter!
Oboe Player: Oh, thank y-Wait! Can't distracted! All of you backstage!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I love Seedy- Weedy!
Mustarseed: *walks out* I love you all!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I love you! *jumps on Mustarseed*
Oboe Player: No! *sprays GirlUdon'tMessWith with water gun* Down! Down!
Puck: I love you Oboe Player!
Oboe Player: *inner fangirl comes out* OHMIGOSH SQUEAL!
Henry: I love you, rug!
Rug: I love you too!
Oboe Player: How is that even possible? *eye twitch* O.-
GirlUdon'tMessWith: *puts iron grip on Mustarseed*
Oboe Player: You're making a fool of yourself!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I love you too! In a sisterly way! *hugs Oboe Player*
Oboe Player: *gets out of GirlUdon'tMessWith's hug* All of you except Sabrina and Puck out!
Red: *has finally gotten her lamp walks backstage with it*
Daphne: *walks out while dragging curtains* Oh beautiful curtains, we're together at last!
Henry: *starts grabbing rug*
Veronica: Hey, what about me!
Henry: I love you! *picks Veronica up bridal style and walks backstage*
Mustarseed: *is walking backstage*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: *hops on Mustarseed's back and he piggy backs her backstage*
Oboe Player: Look at Puck and Sabrina!
Puck and Sabrina: *make out*
Little Bro: *comes out from behind wall with camera* I am so going to show this to my sister when she is off her love drug!
Oboe Player: You got me trying to stop her, right?
Little Bro: Yeah, I would edit it out but my sister is like the video editing wiz at our house and I don't know anything about it.
Oboe Player. Good! Well, since everyone is on a love drug I'm ending it here. So review, vote in the poll and send in questions! That's all bye! *hears crash backstage* Granny step away from the TV! *goes backstage*