And now it's time for Zorua Reviews with Zorua- son of Zoroark.

Tonight's Review: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Team Go-Getters Out of the Gate


(Third Person POV this time)

"OH MY GOSH! This is the greatest Pokemon Special I've ever seen in my life!" Zorua shouted excitedly.

He stood smiling for a minute, then he noded hard and said, "No, seriously, it's the greatest Pokemon Special I've ever seen in my life."

Zorua smile faded and he sighed.

"Meema!" he called out.

Zoroark walked in and said, "Yes, Zorua."

"Is this the greatest Pokemon Special ever?" Zorua asked.

Zoroark smiled and said, "Of coruse it is!" Zoroark then turned and became all excited and said, "And hey! You readers out there, you really have to know this is probably one of the greatest Pokemon Specials ever. It's just unbelievable. It's just a miracle of a anime! It's just like all this stuff comes together, and it's funny, it's action-packed- oh my gosh! It's just... O-Okay," Zoroark took a deep breath and let out. She smiled and said, "You have to assure me that you're gonna see it, okay? It's just- Promise me. Make me that promise. Okay? Good."

Zoroark turned to leave, but then Zorua called out to her, "Hey, Meema! Wanna review it with me?"

Zoroark faced Zorua and opened her arms, "I'd love to, my darling boy!"

Zorua cheered and jumped into his mother's warm embrace. Zoroark nuzzled her child lovingly.


"Rescue Team SPOILERS!" Zorua shouted.

Zorua began, "There's this boy, who's asleep, and a Charmander finds him."

Zoroark says, "And the Charmander says, 'are you okay?'"

Zorua says, "And the boy is like: 'oh my gosh a talking Charmander!'"

Zoroark adds, "And the Charmander is confused, because the boy happens to be a Pokemon, a Squirtle to be precise."

Zorua shouts, "And the Squirtle is like, 'oh my gosh, I'm a Pokemon!'"

Zoroark smiled and said, "Then we get to see a Pokemon Rescue Team Base. Squirtle seems to like it, and even goes swimming in the pool. He even uses the move Bubble and admires how beautiful the bubbles look. Then Charmander enters with a Chikorita."

Zorua cuts in and says, "And Squirtle's like, 'I'm a human!' But they're like, 'Yeah right.' And they're like, 'you should join Rescue Team Go-Getters! Put on this badge!' and he's like, 'say what?' And then, EARTHQUAKE! Boom-boom! Boom-boom-boom! Boom!"

"They explain that rescue teams are needed due to these mysterious earthquakes," Zoroark explained.

"Meanwhile, a little Pichu is like, 'Boo-hoo! My big brother's in trouble!' So Team Go-Getters is like 'We'll save him!' But the EVIL Ekans, Medicham, and Gengar of Team Meanies are like, 'We'll save him!' But the Whiskash Elder is like, 'both of you can save him!'"

"So they go to the the Kecleon Brothers' shop for supplies, but Team Meanies has cleaned the place out. Also, Ekans eats all but 2 of Team Go-Getters berries!" Zoroark explains.

"I ate a whole lotta berries once!" Zorua declared proudly, but then frowned, "Ugh, and I got a tummy ache."

"I told you not be a little glutton," Zoroark said with a chuckle.

"Yes, Meema. Anyway, Aunty Kangaskhan comes and says, 'Here! Take all of this stuff instead' and she gives them each their own Pecha Scarves, and a bag of Corsola twigs."

"So they go into Sinister Cave, and it turns out Pichu followed Team Meanies there to save his brother," Zoroark explained, "But then Gengar trapped him behind a rock!"

"So then they find a group of Shroomish, but Squirtle wakes them up! But Charmander is like, 'Ember'! But he uses Flamethrower instead! And Squirtle is like, 'You leveled up!'"

"Wait a minuted," Zoroark said, "Leveling up as a term doesn't exist in the Pokemon world, so that means this human is from the real world that has the games! Fascinating! Oh yes, and the Pecha Scarves protect them from the Poison Powder."

"But then an EVIL Skarmony comes and captures Pichu, and it turns out he captured big borther Pikachu too! Oh my gosh! Skarmony works for Team Rocket!"

"So at the bottom of Skarmony's mountain, they find Team Meanies, who were defeated by Skarmony," Zoroark explained, "So our heroes decide to share their Oran Berry with them, showing kindness to them. Gengar refuses at first, but then Squirtle explains how they're all Pokémon, and therefore like brothers who must be helped when needed. Gengar is otuched and accepts and eats his piece of Oran Berry. So as far as we know, this villains have undergone a change of heart."

"Awesome!" Zorua cheered, "So now we have the final showdown with Skarmony! And they're like, 'there's only one thing to do. . .throw twigs at him!' So they get ready to use the Corsola Twigs at Skarmony. Also, Pikachu kicks a Quick Seed into Squirtle's mouth, and Squirtle's like woosh-woosh-woosh! And hits Skarmony with his twig! POW!"

"And then," Zoroark said excitedly, "Team Go-Getters do they're own interpretation of Pokemon Trainer's Final Smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl! It's a Triple Finish of Razor Leaf, Flamethrower, and Water Gun!"

"AWESOME!" Zorua cheered.

"So Pikachu and Pichu are saved."

"I saved a Pikachu once!" Zorua declared.

"Actually, Pikachu and Ash saved us," Zoroark corrected.

"Oh right. . ."

"And when Skarmony wakes up, it turns out he has amnesia and can't remember what just happened. . .just like a certain other Pokemon Mystery Dungeon villain. . ."

"And so Squirtle decides to stay with his new friends as long as he's a Pokemon! The End!" Zorua said.

"This was such a fun story! And no humans! And Pokemon we can understand besides that annoying Meowth! I wish we could see more of this!" Zoroark said.

"Hey! Imagine an entire feature length movie like this! Oh! They could do a movie for Gates to Infinity! Imagine the EVIL Bittercold on the big screen!" Zorua said excitedly.

Zoroark smiled and shuddered, "Ooh. . .it gives me chills just thinking about it."

"This Special was truly awesome! If they made a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon movie, or even a spin-off show, I'd definitely watch it no matter what!" Zorua said.

"Absolutely," Zoroark added.

"This is Zorua here, and I was wondering. . . Do you got any Oran Berries! PLEASE! I really need some Oran Berries! Come on, feed a cute little Zorua, huh? Come on, please? Come on, how are me an Meema gonna form a Rescue Team without Oran Berries?"

Zoroark blinked, "Wait, what?"

"Ooh! and thanks DragonNiro! Jigglypuff loved those Pecha Berries! She gave me a whole bunch of singing lessons, I mean howling lessons!"

"She certainly did," Zoroark sighed.

"Also, DragonNiro, you did spell it wrong. It's 'Meema', not 'Mema,' there's a double 'e' short-e sound in it."


Thank you.

(Zoroark here. Seriously, you have to see this! It's pure Pokemon action, fun, heart, cuteness, friendship, adventure, OH! I wish this were a full movie or spin-off show! ('Z'))