After Troy walked off, Mikey had Andy take the Goonie vows. But apparently the Goonies weren't alone down there. "Leech," Mikey shouted. Robin looked down at her arm and screamed. Data thought quickly. He connect two wires to a 20 voltage battery, put them in the water, and sent a low voltage shock through his body, electrocuting the leeches off.
He did the same for everyone else quickly. It made Robin feel all tingly, like she did when she held Mikey's hand. She sighed and looked at Mouth. Something was still there! Oh no. Why are you not happy, Robin thought, that angry voice in her head speaking. I thought you wanted to still like Mouth. Do you want to ruin your friendship with Mikey?
Robin knew what she had to do to choose for once for all. She waited for Mouth to translate something on the map and then pulled him aside. "Mouth," she said. "We need to talk." He raised his eyebrows. "Wh-what's there to talk about?" "Mouth, don't take this the wrong way. It's just a test." "Huh," he said dumbly.
She kissed Mouth, with her lips parted. At first he stood still, but then he slid his tongue in. Robin's eyes remained open. She pushed off. "Nope." Mouth stared at her in shock. "What do you mean 'nope'?" "I'm sorry, Mouth," she said. "I didn't feel anything." Mikey listened. At first, he was sad that Robin kissed Mouth. Now he had to keep himself from jumping with joy.
"You felt NOTHING?" Robin sighed wearily. "Mouth, for the past two years, I've been wasting my time having a crush on you." Mouth rolled his eyes. "Well, duh. I mean, I don't blame you or anything. Just look at me. But you're not my type, so I started trying to get you to go with Mikey. But when you kissed me, I figured you'd always want your first kiss to be one of passion, so I pulled all the stops. But you felt NOTHING." Stef started to notice what was going on too. She struggled not to die laughing.
"Mouth," she said. "I told you it was a test before I did it. Now I know that I like Mikey. Aren't you happy for me? Since you didn't like me like that? Now I have someone else to bother, as you might put it." "Well, yeah, but NOTHING?" "I'm sorry, Mouth." He shook his head. "I did not put all that effort in for you to feel nothing." He grabbed her and kissed her again. Robin stepped back. "Sorry. Nothing."
Mouth walked off, muttering to himself. "Damn women, keep on bothering you. Then, when you finally lay it on them, they feel nothing! They're nuts, every single of them, nuts." As he walked past Stef, she couldn't help but laugh. Mouth turned to her. "What are you laughing about?" She smirked. "Well now I know one reason they don't call you Mouth." Mouth sneered. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yuk it up, you're as bad as the rest of them."
He walked over to see what Mikey and Data were doing. Mikey put the key they found with Chester Copperpot into a set of stones on a old wooden wheel. "We got it," Mikey said, enthused. Mikey turned the wheel counter-clockwise, and a pair of wooden stocks closed on his hand.
Mikey quickly yanked his hand out. A heavy cannon ball rolled on an elevated track above their heads. "-The hell," Stef said as it rolled above her head. "Oh my god, it's gonna fall on us," Mouth shouted. "Get out of the way," Mikey yelled to Data.
It was too late, though. The cannonball landed in a net that caused the floor beneath Data to fall open. He disappeared into the cave floor screaming. "Data," Robin shouted. They called and called him. "He's really and truly gone," groaned Mouth. "Don't be dead," Andy whispered.
"You guys," Data's voice rang out. "I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril." "He's alive," Robin shouted joyously. The other Goonies joined in. "Guys," Data went on. "I'm in another room." They rushed into the other room.
Once there, Mikey had an announcement. "Pee break. Who's gotta go?" Everyone chimed in the affirmative. "Okay, then," Mikey said. "This is the little boys' room and that's the little girls' room. Let's go." Brand wandered off in a different direction. "Where are you going," Mikey asked. "Mens' room." Mouth and Data rushed off after Brand. Robin rolled her eyes and went with the other girls.
"Andy," Stef was saying. "This is not the time or place for this." Andy smiled back at Stef. "Believe me, I know what I'm doing. Brand! Brand!" "What's she up to," Robin asked. Stef rolled her eyes. "She's trying to get some slobber time with Brand." Robin shook her head. "Oh, great." Stef smirked at her. "You could easily do the same thing with Mikey." Robin shrugged. "I don't know if he likes me or not."
Stef facepalmed. "Oh my god," she said. "Wake up and smell the coffee, Robin. He liked you in kindergarten. By this point, the whole school knows he's probably been in love with you since you guys were in fifth grade." Robin shrugged again. "I've seen him looking at Andy." Stef rolled her eyes. "Robin, he most likely thought you caught him looking at you, so he turned his head the other way. I've watched him do that, like, every time I see you two together."
Like magic, Mikey showed up. "Brand," Andy said. "Hurry, I'm in here. With my eyes closed!" Andy came up to Mikey, grabbed him, and kissed him. Mikey stood frozen for a few moments, before walking away in the wrong direction. "Hey, loverboy," Stef said, laughing. "It's this way." "Thanks," Mikey muttered, beckoning for Robin to follow him.
"Go on," Stef said, still laughing, and pushing Robin towards Mikey. She followed him into a corner near the girls' room. "Uh, that's you, right, Robin?" "Yeah, Mikey, it's me," she squeaked. "Robin, I-I just wanted you to, uh, know that I don't like Andy like that." "Do- do you like anyone? In that way?" "Well," Mikey said, taking a puff of his inhaler and putting his hand on the back of his neck. "I-I think I'm in l-love with you."
Robin sighed contentedly. "Oh, wow. I've been hoping you'd say that almost all day." She felt his hands go on her waist as his face neared hers. She wrapped her arms around his neck.
Brand came racing towards them right before their lips met. "Guys," he said. "The Fratellis are coming." "Right now," Mikey said, with a mix of fear, disappointment, and annoyance. "No, next week," Brand huffed. "Stop fooling around with your girlfriend and come on." They both ran off after Brand. "No lagging behind, either, guys," he said. "Let's go." They ran through the central tunnel with the others.
Eventually, the Goonies came across a little waterfall and river, with a fallen log for them to cross over. "What's this," Robin asked. "Looks like a drawbridge or something," Mikey said. "Keep going." Robin and Mikey crossed with the others. Eventually the only one left was Data.
"Somebody's coming," Stef shouted. "Hurry up, Data." Robin could see the Fratellis now. We're screwed, she thought. "Data, hurry up," Andy said. "Quit fooling around, Data," Mikey followed. Data seemed unaffected by everyone's shouts. "Hey, guys," he said grinning. "I've got a great idea. Slick shoes." "Slick shoes," Mouth said, miffed. "Are you crazy?"
Data pulled a string and his shoes popped open and squirted oil on the log as he worked his way across. "Okay, nice going," Brand said. "I can see their flashlights." "Hiya fellas," Jake said. "Remember me?" Data finally made it across. "Stop or I'll shoot!" He shot the ceiling and then at a rock Mikey's hand was on. "Holy shit," Mikey shouted.
They rushed off as fast as they could while the Fratellis argued. They ran in another room. "Whoa, what's that," Data said, shining the lantern on a piano made of bones. "Oh, barf me out," Robin said. The others had similar sentiments. Mouth looked at the map and started reading.
"To move on, play the tune as each note said. If you make too many mistakes, ye will surly be…" Mouth paused. "What? What," Stef said. "Muerto." "What's that mean? Come on," Stef urged. "Dead." "Oh, God." Brand looked as if he were in thought. "You mean we gotta play the bones to get out of here?" Mikey turned the map over. "You guys," he said. "Look, there's notes on this."
Stef looked at Andy. "Andy, you took piano lessons." Andy shrugged. "I was four." "Do you wanna live to be seventeen," Mouth asked. "Hit it." Andy struggled at first, but she seemed to catch on, and the door opened a little. But then, she hit a wrong note and the floor fell out from behind Mouth. Stef and Mikey grabbed him so he wouldn't fall. "They're coming," Data shouted.
She hit another wrong note, and the floor fell out under Brand. Everyone grabbed him. "What were you thinking," Stef asked. "I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace, you know." Mikey spoke up. "Listen, Andy. I believe in you. Goonies always make mistakes. Just don't make any more. Now come on." Andy played the right note and the door opened more. "All right! Good!" Data went to check the entrance again.
"Guys! They're gone!" Robin almost let out a sigh of relief, when Data screamed. Data used some invention to deter the Fratellis, then raced back to the group. Data pushed the wrong note on the piano and even more floor fell out. "I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat," Andi said. "You hit the wrong note and we'll all be flat," Mikey said nervously.
Andy played the right note, and the door opened all the way. They raced out as Andy grabbed the map. The Fratellis caught up, but Francis got his gun tangled up in some moss. Robin turned to face Mikey. He leaned in again, but they fell down a waterslide. "Hold on to me," Mikey shouted at Robin. She grabbed him by the waist as they slid into the murky lagoon.