Authors Note:
I have changed my pen name. I was getting a little bored of FinalFightGuy, so I decided to change it to something that was just a little bit more interesting (Booooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!). I will actually be updating this and other fics more often now, because I have just a little bit more time on my hands to do whatever I want with now. I have some ideas for some new fics as well, so keep your eyes open, and enjoy the new chapter of First Fight.
*The lights come on in a small room, and the author of First Fight, Tanner, is sitting at a small round table. He smiles and begins to speak.*
Tanner-Hello, and welcome fellow authors, to another hilarious chapter in the saga of First Fight. It really has been a pleasure writing this story about two young junior high school students trying to make the best out of their strange lives. This April, First Fight will be two years old! Damn, it sure has been one hell of a time. I just wanted to thank you all for the support you have given with your reviews and input on the chapters. A big thank you goes out to David, who let me use him as a character, and for not killing me by torturing and making his character the brunt of many jokes and pranks.
*Tanner takes a sip out of a glass he has beside him and continues.*
Tanner-Alot of you wonder why I take so long with the First Fight chapters. Well there are several reasons for that. I have had so many things happen to me in the past few months, there just hasn't been time. Also, do you know how hard it is to keep a humor fic 100% original in each chapter? Thinking of new material after such a long time of writing the same story can get a little tedious. You can only do so much with the same characters for so long. But I will continue to bring you quality writing and material in the years to come.
*Tanner stands up from his chair.*
Tanner-Again, thank you all for your support. Keep your input and reviews coming. Now without further ado, please enjoy the TENTH CHAPTER of the almost-two-year-old humor-fest, First Fight.
The Tall Man (aka FinalFightGuy) proudly presents:
FIRST FIGHT
PERIOD X
*Tonight's the night. The night when Guy embarks on a great journey. One that will further his knowledge in the ways of the world. Tonight, he will take one giant step into becoming what every young boy stives to be. He will become, a man.*
*Oh wait, it's only his first date. Nevermind....*
*Guy was sitting on his bed, shaking violently. Beads of sweat were rolling down his face, and his expression was pale. Cody was digging through Guy's closet, shouting out random nonsense and saying HE knows what kind of clothing to wear and the right things to say on dates.*
Cody-...THEN you got to tell her that her eyes look like.....uhhhh.....two big jelly-like things that see stuff! Yeah! That's always romantic!
*Guy pauses and looks at Cody menacingly.*
Guy-What? Why are you even telling me this?! You wouldn't know the FIRST thing about being romantic if it came up, waved itself in front of your face, called you names, mooned you, THEN bit you on the ass!
Cody-Hey! I've had a girlfriend longer than YOU! So I am more....uhhhhh......
Guy-Experienced?
Cody-Bless you.
Guy-...........
Cody-Don't be smart! Girls don't like guys who are smart with them!
Guy-You wouldn't know that either!
Cody-Why's that?!
Guy-Because you, AND your girlfriend are both the two STUPIDEST people in the entire school!
Cody-Uh-uh! Dan is the stupidest!
Guy-His GPA is higher than your IQ level...
Cody-Bah! Numbers mean nothing! Don't worry buddy! When you got me to train you in the ways of the women, you got nothin to fear!
Guy-Except rejection?
Cody-Viagra always works.
Guy-Errrrrrr....I said REJECTION....not ERE--....nevermind......
*Guy slouches and Cody continues to shout out sensless dribble.*
*Meanwhile, at Rena's house, Rena was having almost the same worries about her first date as Guy was. She was pacing back and forth in her room, trying to figure out if that dress was right, if those earrings matched, etc. Maki just sat silently on the bed, smacking on the same gum she always is.*
Rena-I just don't know sis! I don't think I'm prepared for this!
*Maki yawns and stretches.*
Rena-You know, your not helping!
*Maki looks over at Rena and shrugs.*
Rena-Oh, nevermind! Do you think this dress looks good? I don't want him to think I'm some kind of hussy...
*Maki looks at Rena's dress and just nods in approval.*
Rena-Your not just saying that to shut me up are you?
*Maki pauses for a moment and nods.*
Rena-Oh, thanks alot, sis!
*Guy is now waiting outside Rena's house, standing in front of her door, just trying to muster up the courage to even knock.*
Guy-Good god, I've never had to do this before....
Cody-It's EASY! Just knock!
Guy-What are YOU still doing here?!
Cody-I'm tagging along for emotional support! I don't want anyone hurting my best friend!
Guy-I think I can handle this...
Cody-You've been standing out here for 30 minutes now, dude.
Guy-That means nothing! I'm just.....just......thinking up ways to sweep her off her feet!
*Cody looks at Guy, confused.*
Guy-I'm not doing so good, am I?
Cody-If I were a girl, I'd totally love all over you!
Guy-Thank you Cody, that really helps me knowing that if there was that off chance that there was a girl that acted like you, she would love all over me....
Cody-That's just my style!
Guy-Right....
Cody-Here, let me knock for you!
Guy-I don't think that will be----
*Before Guy can finish, Cody rams his head into the door multiple times. Guy looks at him, while Cody just looks back.*
Cody-That gets their attention!
Guy-I'm sure....
*Inside, Rena hears three loud bangs on the door.*
Rena-From the distinct hollow noise, it must be Cody. Guy's here!! Oh my god! I'm so unprepared!!
*Rena begins freaking out, and pacing rapidly back and forth.*
Rena-What do I do?! What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?!
*Maki walks over to Rena and starts pushing her towards the door.*
Rena-Hey! What are you doing?!
*Maki opens the door and pushes Rena outside. Rena looks up and see's Cody right in front of her.*
Cody-HI!
Rena-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Guy then shoves Cody out of the way.*
Guy-Sorry about that.....
Rena-Oh, it's okay! He just startled me...
Guy-So uhhh....you ready?
Rena-As much as I possibly can be!
Guy-Hehe.....alright.....let's uhhh....go then.
*Rena puts her arm around Guy's and they begin to walk to the nearest restaurant, "Captain Commando's Family Diner".*
Guy-Have you eaten here before?
Rena-Just once, the owner is kind of strange though....
Guy-Why do you say th----
*Suddenly, a man dressed in futuristic armor jumps out of nowhere and begins doing wierd poses as he talks.*
CaptainCommando-WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEE to CAPTAIN COMMANDOOOOOOOOOOO'S DINER!!!!
*Guy and Rena watch in confusion as this wierdo begins doing odd poses and yelling out nonsense.*
C.C.-Table for TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Guy-Uhhhhhh, yeah..
C.C.-RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTT this WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!
*Captain Commando leaps across the room as Guy and Rena follow. Outside, Cody and No Name pop out of a nearby bush.*
Cody-Time for Operation: MAKE SURE COOL FRIEND DOESN'T GET MISTREATED BY EVIL GIRL! Are you ready Agent Nameless?!
*No Name raises and eyebrow to Cody, not even knowing why he's doing this.*
Cody-I know Guy can probably handle this okay, but damnit, he's my best friend! I have to make sure he's not hurt, and be there for emotional support if he's dumped!
*No Name shrugs and follows Cody into the restaurant. Guy and Rena have been seated and are picking out items from the menu.*
Guy-Wow, they actually have a decent selection.
Rena-Yeah, they do.
Guy-So what are you gonna get?
Rena-Hmmmmm, I'm really still looking. They have so many choices....
Guy-Well, take your time. The movie doesn't start for another few hours.
Rena-Yeah. Told you the owner was wierd...
Guy-I wonder if him and Cody are related....
*At the entrance to the restaurant, Cody and No Name enter, trying to stay out of sight.*
Cody-Wow, nice place.
*No Name nods.*
C.C.-HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Can I get your names PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE?!!
Cody-Uhhhhhh....
*Cody looks at No Name, who just shrugs.*
Cody-Uhhhh, Im Ken and he's Ryu!
C.C.-AH! You've come back! How was the honeymoon?
*Cody and No Name's eyes widen and they look at each other.*
*Guy and Rena have already ordered their meals and are about halfway finished.*
Rena-So what movie are we seeing?
Guy-A medieval romantic action. I believe it's called Ghosts 'N Goblins. King Arthur's wife has been kidnapped and he has to rescue her while fighting hordes of demons.
Rena-Oh! I think I've heard of that one!
Guy-Special effects look rather cheesy, but still looks rather entertaining.
*Suddenly, Captain Commando jumps out of nowhere and begins posing again.*
C.C.-After THHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT, I recommend you go rent SECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON Z! Before I was a restaurant owner, I was an ACTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!
Guy-Really?
C.C.-YESSSSSSSSS! That movie was me in my PRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!
*Captain Commando does some more poses than jumps off and onto a stage. He grabs the microphone and begins posing again.*
C.C.-I have a SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL announcement to make! Tonight we would like to show our congratulations to a darling young couple! Please give a round of applause for KEN AND RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Rena-Oh yeah! I heard they just had their honeymoon! They look so cute together!
*Cody and No Name try to hide their faces as everyone claps for them.*
Cody-Dude, what's going on?! I just made those names up!
*No Name shrugs as they continue to try and hide their faces from the crowd.*
Guy-Hmmmmm, marriages are getting wierder and wierder....
*Guy and Rena finish up their meals. Guy pays for it (being the gentleman, young men out there please take notes), and they head off to the theater. An embarassed Cody and No Name follow in hidden pursuit. The couple arrives at the theater.*
Guy-Two for Ghosts 'N Goblins please.
*The booth operater prints out the tickets and the two enter the theater. Cody and No Name approach the booth.*
Cody-We'll see what they're seeing.
BoothLady-Let me guess, following your best friend to make sure he doesn't get his heart broken?
Cody-Uhhhhhhh...
BoothLady-Hey, I've heard them all buddy.
Cody-Ohhhhhh....
BoothLady-Here ya go. Say....aren't you that young couple that got married recently? How was the honeymoon by the way?
Cody-I DON'T KNOW! LEAVE US ALONE!
*Cody and No Name grab their tickets and follow the two in. Guy and Rena are at the concession stand trying to pick out some snacks from the overpriced menus.*
Guy-So, what do you want?
Rena-Just popcorn and a drink is fine with me!
Guy-Alright.
*As Guy approaches the counter, a young woman accindently bumps into him and falls over. Guy stops and leans down to help her up.*
Guy-I'm sorry! Here, let me help you..
*As Guy helps her up, he realizes it's Samus Aran, minus the armor used when she ran over everyone in the football game (see Period 6).*
Samus-Oh, it's alright. It was my faul------Hey! I remember you! You were on the Capcom football team!
Guy-And you were the lady who plastered every single one of us in that game! I still have all the scars.....
Samus-Yeah, sorry about that. Coach was hell-bent on us winning that game...
Guy-Ah, so what movie are you seeing?
Samus-I decided to go for Bad Dudes. The story of two street punks taken off the street to rescue the president because of the level of their badness.
Guy-Ah....sounds ummm.....interesting.....
Samus-Well, anyways, nice seeing you again. Maybe we can get together some tim---
Guy-Well actually, I'm uhhhh, here on a date....
Samus-Oh, I'm sorry. Well I'll just talk to you later then.
Guy-Right.
*Samus waves to Guy and walks off.*
Guy-Good god she's tall....
Rena-Who were you talking to?
Guy-The girl that walked all over us in the last game.
Rena-Oh, the armor girl! She seems like a nice girl.
Guy-I guess.
Rena-Anyway, let's go! The movie is starting!
*Rena grabs Guy's arm and drags him into the theater. They both sit down and the movie begins with King Arthur (wearing only boxer shorts) and his wife, Guenivere have a picnic. Suddenly, a demon emerges out of the darkness and grabs Guenivere. Arhur jumps up into his armor and begins speaking.*
Arthur-I RESCUE PRINCESS MUST I! BECAUSE BEING THE STRONG AND COURAGEOUS KNIGHT I AM, I FEEL STRONGTH WELLING IN MY BODY!! THIS STORY WILL BE HAPPY END!
Guy-I hate localization....
*The cheesy dialogue and bad special effects ensue. Later on in the movie, Guy decides to go to the bathroom.*
Guy-I decided to go to the bathroom.
Rena-I know, I read the previous sentence.
Guy-Oh. I'll be back.
Rena-Okay!
*Guy gets up and heads to the restroom. He splashes water on his face and begins talking to himself.*
Guy-Okay Guy, you really like this girl. And by the way things are going, she likes you too.....just keep it cool....keep it cool....
*Guy drys his face off with some paper towels and leaves the restroom. At the same time, from the women's restroom, Samus walks out.*
Samus-Huh? Oh hey! How's the movie going?
Guy-Alright I guess. I always hate bad translations.
Samus-And your date?
Guy-Huh?! Oh, fine I guess.
Samus-You like her?
Guy-Yeah.....kinda......I don't really know if she feels the same though...
*Samus walks over to Guy.*
Samus-You know, ever since that game, I always thought you were kind of cute.
Guy-Uhhhhhhh, thank you....I guess.......well I should be getting back to my date now.....nice talking to you.
*Guy turns around to head back to the theater. Suddenly, Samus grabs Guy, turns him around, and kisses him. Guy's eyes widen in shock, he begins to try to pull away. He finally manages to pull free.*
Guy-Hey! Why the hell did you do that?
Samus-Because I like you.
*Guy backs up and shakes his head at her.*
Guy-I don't believe you!
*Guy then looks to his right and see's Rena standing right there in total shock. He turns pale as tears begin to form under her eyes.*
Guy-Rena, it's not what it seems! She just grabbed me and----
*Before he could finish, Rena bursts into tears and runs out of the theater. Guy stops, mouth hung open, muscles feeling weak, and sweat forming all over him. He falls down to his knees and stares down at the floor.*
Guy-Please god.....not like this....
*Cody and No Name come running down the corridor and see Guy on the floor.*
Cody-Dude, what happened?! We saw Rena run off crying!!
*Cody looks closer and see's Guy crying himself.*
Cody-Guy?
*Cody kneels down and puts and arm around Guy. No Name sighs in depression.*
Samus-Hey, aren't you the guys who got married?
*Cody and No Name look at her with pissed-off looks.*
Samus-I've been meaning to ask, how was the honeymoon?
**MORE TO COME!!!! What will become of Guy and Rena?! Can Guy redeem himself?! Why did Samus do what she did?! Will Cody and No Name ever figure out the Ken and Ryu thing?! All this and more as your insane Junior High experiences happen all too quickly!**
**And for all of the Ken and Ryu fans, I would like to apologize for the bad Ken and Ryu joke.**
I have changed my pen name. I was getting a little bored of FinalFightGuy, so I decided to change it to something that was just a little bit more interesting (Booooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!). I will actually be updating this and other fics more often now, because I have just a little bit more time on my hands to do whatever I want with now. I have some ideas for some new fics as well, so keep your eyes open, and enjoy the new chapter of First Fight.
*The lights come on in a small room, and the author of First Fight, Tanner, is sitting at a small round table. He smiles and begins to speak.*
Tanner-Hello, and welcome fellow authors, to another hilarious chapter in the saga of First Fight. It really has been a pleasure writing this story about two young junior high school students trying to make the best out of their strange lives. This April, First Fight will be two years old! Damn, it sure has been one hell of a time. I just wanted to thank you all for the support you have given with your reviews and input on the chapters. A big thank you goes out to David, who let me use him as a character, and for not killing me by torturing and making his character the brunt of many jokes and pranks.
*Tanner takes a sip out of a glass he has beside him and continues.*
Tanner-Alot of you wonder why I take so long with the First Fight chapters. Well there are several reasons for that. I have had so many things happen to me in the past few months, there just hasn't been time. Also, do you know how hard it is to keep a humor fic 100% original in each chapter? Thinking of new material after such a long time of writing the same story can get a little tedious. You can only do so much with the same characters for so long. But I will continue to bring you quality writing and material in the years to come.
*Tanner stands up from his chair.*
Tanner-Again, thank you all for your support. Keep your input and reviews coming. Now without further ado, please enjoy the TENTH CHAPTER of the almost-two-year-old humor-fest, First Fight.
The Tall Man (aka FinalFightGuy) proudly presents:
FIRST FIGHT
PERIOD X
*Tonight's the night. The night when Guy embarks on a great journey. One that will further his knowledge in the ways of the world. Tonight, he will take one giant step into becoming what every young boy stives to be. He will become, a man.*
*Oh wait, it's only his first date. Nevermind....*
*Guy was sitting on his bed, shaking violently. Beads of sweat were rolling down his face, and his expression was pale. Cody was digging through Guy's closet, shouting out random nonsense and saying HE knows what kind of clothing to wear and the right things to say on dates.*
Cody-...THEN you got to tell her that her eyes look like.....uhhhh.....two big jelly-like things that see stuff! Yeah! That's always romantic!
*Guy pauses and looks at Cody menacingly.*
Guy-What? Why are you even telling me this?! You wouldn't know the FIRST thing about being romantic if it came up, waved itself in front of your face, called you names, mooned you, THEN bit you on the ass!
Cody-Hey! I've had a girlfriend longer than YOU! So I am more....uhhhhh......
Guy-Experienced?
Cody-Bless you.
Guy-...........
Cody-Don't be smart! Girls don't like guys who are smart with them!
Guy-You wouldn't know that either!
Cody-Why's that?!
Guy-Because you, AND your girlfriend are both the two STUPIDEST people in the entire school!
Cody-Uh-uh! Dan is the stupidest!
Guy-His GPA is higher than your IQ level...
Cody-Bah! Numbers mean nothing! Don't worry buddy! When you got me to train you in the ways of the women, you got nothin to fear!
Guy-Except rejection?
Cody-Viagra always works.
Guy-Errrrrrr....I said REJECTION....not ERE--....nevermind......
*Guy slouches and Cody continues to shout out sensless dribble.*
*Meanwhile, at Rena's house, Rena was having almost the same worries about her first date as Guy was. She was pacing back and forth in her room, trying to figure out if that dress was right, if those earrings matched, etc. Maki just sat silently on the bed, smacking on the same gum she always is.*
Rena-I just don't know sis! I don't think I'm prepared for this!
*Maki yawns and stretches.*
Rena-You know, your not helping!
*Maki looks over at Rena and shrugs.*
Rena-Oh, nevermind! Do you think this dress looks good? I don't want him to think I'm some kind of hussy...
*Maki looks at Rena's dress and just nods in approval.*
Rena-Your not just saying that to shut me up are you?
*Maki pauses for a moment and nods.*
Rena-Oh, thanks alot, sis!
*Guy is now waiting outside Rena's house, standing in front of her door, just trying to muster up the courage to even knock.*
Guy-Good god, I've never had to do this before....
Cody-It's EASY! Just knock!
Guy-What are YOU still doing here?!
Cody-I'm tagging along for emotional support! I don't want anyone hurting my best friend!
Guy-I think I can handle this...
Cody-You've been standing out here for 30 minutes now, dude.
Guy-That means nothing! I'm just.....just......thinking up ways to sweep her off her feet!
*Cody looks at Guy, confused.*
Guy-I'm not doing so good, am I?
Cody-If I were a girl, I'd totally love all over you!
Guy-Thank you Cody, that really helps me knowing that if there was that off chance that there was a girl that acted like you, she would love all over me....
Cody-That's just my style!
Guy-Right....
Cody-Here, let me knock for you!
Guy-I don't think that will be----
*Before Guy can finish, Cody rams his head into the door multiple times. Guy looks at him, while Cody just looks back.*
Cody-That gets their attention!
Guy-I'm sure....
*Inside, Rena hears three loud bangs on the door.*
Rena-From the distinct hollow noise, it must be Cody. Guy's here!! Oh my god! I'm so unprepared!!
*Rena begins freaking out, and pacing rapidly back and forth.*
Rena-What do I do?! What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?!
*Maki walks over to Rena and starts pushing her towards the door.*
Rena-Hey! What are you doing?!
*Maki opens the door and pushes Rena outside. Rena looks up and see's Cody right in front of her.*
Cody-HI!
Rena-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Guy then shoves Cody out of the way.*
Guy-Sorry about that.....
Rena-Oh, it's okay! He just startled me...
Guy-So uhhh....you ready?
Rena-As much as I possibly can be!
Guy-Hehe.....alright.....let's uhhh....go then.
*Rena puts her arm around Guy's and they begin to walk to the nearest restaurant, "Captain Commando's Family Diner".*
Guy-Have you eaten here before?
Rena-Just once, the owner is kind of strange though....
Guy-Why do you say th----
*Suddenly, a man dressed in futuristic armor jumps out of nowhere and begins doing wierd poses as he talks.*
CaptainCommando-WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEE to CAPTAIN COMMANDOOOOOOOOOOO'S DINER!!!!
*Guy and Rena watch in confusion as this wierdo begins doing odd poses and yelling out nonsense.*
C.C.-Table for TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Guy-Uhhhhhh, yeah..
C.C.-RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTT this WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!
*Captain Commando leaps across the room as Guy and Rena follow. Outside, Cody and No Name pop out of a nearby bush.*
Cody-Time for Operation: MAKE SURE COOL FRIEND DOESN'T GET MISTREATED BY EVIL GIRL! Are you ready Agent Nameless?!
*No Name raises and eyebrow to Cody, not even knowing why he's doing this.*
Cody-I know Guy can probably handle this okay, but damnit, he's my best friend! I have to make sure he's not hurt, and be there for emotional support if he's dumped!
*No Name shrugs and follows Cody into the restaurant. Guy and Rena have been seated and are picking out items from the menu.*
Guy-Wow, they actually have a decent selection.
Rena-Yeah, they do.
Guy-So what are you gonna get?
Rena-Hmmmmm, I'm really still looking. They have so many choices....
Guy-Well, take your time. The movie doesn't start for another few hours.
Rena-Yeah. Told you the owner was wierd...
Guy-I wonder if him and Cody are related....
*At the entrance to the restaurant, Cody and No Name enter, trying to stay out of sight.*
Cody-Wow, nice place.
*No Name nods.*
C.C.-HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Can I get your names PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEE?!!
Cody-Uhhhhhh....
*Cody looks at No Name, who just shrugs.*
Cody-Uhhhh, Im Ken and he's Ryu!
C.C.-AH! You've come back! How was the honeymoon?
*Cody and No Name's eyes widen and they look at each other.*
*Guy and Rena have already ordered their meals and are about halfway finished.*
Rena-So what movie are we seeing?
Guy-A medieval romantic action. I believe it's called Ghosts 'N Goblins. King Arthur's wife has been kidnapped and he has to rescue her while fighting hordes of demons.
Rena-Oh! I think I've heard of that one!
Guy-Special effects look rather cheesy, but still looks rather entertaining.
*Suddenly, Captain Commando jumps out of nowhere and begins posing again.*
C.C.-After THHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT, I recommend you go rent SECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON Z! Before I was a restaurant owner, I was an ACTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!
Guy-Really?
C.C.-YESSSSSSSSS! That movie was me in my PRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!
*Captain Commando does some more poses than jumps off and onto a stage. He grabs the microphone and begins posing again.*
C.C.-I have a SPECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL announcement to make! Tonight we would like to show our congratulations to a darling young couple! Please give a round of applause for KEN AND RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Rena-Oh yeah! I heard they just had their honeymoon! They look so cute together!
*Cody and No Name try to hide their faces as everyone claps for them.*
Cody-Dude, what's going on?! I just made those names up!
*No Name shrugs as they continue to try and hide their faces from the crowd.*
Guy-Hmmmmm, marriages are getting wierder and wierder....
*Guy and Rena finish up their meals. Guy pays for it (being the gentleman, young men out there please take notes), and they head off to the theater. An embarassed Cody and No Name follow in hidden pursuit. The couple arrives at the theater.*
Guy-Two for Ghosts 'N Goblins please.
*The booth operater prints out the tickets and the two enter the theater. Cody and No Name approach the booth.*
Cody-We'll see what they're seeing.
BoothLady-Let me guess, following your best friend to make sure he doesn't get his heart broken?
Cody-Uhhhhhhh...
BoothLady-Hey, I've heard them all buddy.
Cody-Ohhhhhh....
BoothLady-Here ya go. Say....aren't you that young couple that got married recently? How was the honeymoon by the way?
Cody-I DON'T KNOW! LEAVE US ALONE!
*Cody and No Name grab their tickets and follow the two in. Guy and Rena are at the concession stand trying to pick out some snacks from the overpriced menus.*
Guy-So, what do you want?
Rena-Just popcorn and a drink is fine with me!
Guy-Alright.
*As Guy approaches the counter, a young woman accindently bumps into him and falls over. Guy stops and leans down to help her up.*
Guy-I'm sorry! Here, let me help you..
*As Guy helps her up, he realizes it's Samus Aran, minus the armor used when she ran over everyone in the football game (see Period 6).*
Samus-Oh, it's alright. It was my faul------Hey! I remember you! You were on the Capcom football team!
Guy-And you were the lady who plastered every single one of us in that game! I still have all the scars.....
Samus-Yeah, sorry about that. Coach was hell-bent on us winning that game...
Guy-Ah, so what movie are you seeing?
Samus-I decided to go for Bad Dudes. The story of two street punks taken off the street to rescue the president because of the level of their badness.
Guy-Ah....sounds ummm.....interesting.....
Samus-Well, anyways, nice seeing you again. Maybe we can get together some tim---
Guy-Well actually, I'm uhhhh, here on a date....
Samus-Oh, I'm sorry. Well I'll just talk to you later then.
Guy-Right.
*Samus waves to Guy and walks off.*
Guy-Good god she's tall....
Rena-Who were you talking to?
Guy-The girl that walked all over us in the last game.
Rena-Oh, the armor girl! She seems like a nice girl.
Guy-I guess.
Rena-Anyway, let's go! The movie is starting!
*Rena grabs Guy's arm and drags him into the theater. They both sit down and the movie begins with King Arthur (wearing only boxer shorts) and his wife, Guenivere have a picnic. Suddenly, a demon emerges out of the darkness and grabs Guenivere. Arhur jumps up into his armor and begins speaking.*
Arthur-I RESCUE PRINCESS MUST I! BECAUSE BEING THE STRONG AND COURAGEOUS KNIGHT I AM, I FEEL STRONGTH WELLING IN MY BODY!! THIS STORY WILL BE HAPPY END!
Guy-I hate localization....
*The cheesy dialogue and bad special effects ensue. Later on in the movie, Guy decides to go to the bathroom.*
Guy-I decided to go to the bathroom.
Rena-I know, I read the previous sentence.
Guy-Oh. I'll be back.
Rena-Okay!
*Guy gets up and heads to the restroom. He splashes water on his face and begins talking to himself.*
Guy-Okay Guy, you really like this girl. And by the way things are going, she likes you too.....just keep it cool....keep it cool....
*Guy drys his face off with some paper towels and leaves the restroom. At the same time, from the women's restroom, Samus walks out.*
Samus-Huh? Oh hey! How's the movie going?
Guy-Alright I guess. I always hate bad translations.
Samus-And your date?
Guy-Huh?! Oh, fine I guess.
Samus-You like her?
Guy-Yeah.....kinda......I don't really know if she feels the same though...
*Samus walks over to Guy.*
Samus-You know, ever since that game, I always thought you were kind of cute.
Guy-Uhhhhhhh, thank you....I guess.......well I should be getting back to my date now.....nice talking to you.
*Guy turns around to head back to the theater. Suddenly, Samus grabs Guy, turns him around, and kisses him. Guy's eyes widen in shock, he begins to try to pull away. He finally manages to pull free.*
Guy-Hey! Why the hell did you do that?
Samus-Because I like you.
*Guy backs up and shakes his head at her.*
Guy-I don't believe you!
*Guy then looks to his right and see's Rena standing right there in total shock. He turns pale as tears begin to form under her eyes.*
Guy-Rena, it's not what it seems! She just grabbed me and----
*Before he could finish, Rena bursts into tears and runs out of the theater. Guy stops, mouth hung open, muscles feeling weak, and sweat forming all over him. He falls down to his knees and stares down at the floor.*
Guy-Please god.....not like this....
*Cody and No Name come running down the corridor and see Guy on the floor.*
Cody-Dude, what happened?! We saw Rena run off crying!!
*Cody looks closer and see's Guy crying himself.*
Cody-Guy?
*Cody kneels down and puts and arm around Guy. No Name sighs in depression.*
Samus-Hey, aren't you the guys who got married?
*Cody and No Name look at her with pissed-off looks.*
Samus-I've been meaning to ask, how was the honeymoon?
**MORE TO COME!!!! What will become of Guy and Rena?! Can Guy redeem himself?! Why did Samus do what she did?! Will Cody and No Name ever figure out the Ken and Ryu thing?! All this and more as your insane Junior High experiences happen all too quickly!**
**And for all of the Ken and Ryu fans, I would like to apologize for the bad Ken and Ryu joke.**