*nomnomnom Marui's cake*
Yosh, this is the 'special' chapter. Well, it's actually because this may be the last chapter with PoT characters, so please (again) bear with the delay due to gathering the characters and insisting them to participate. After all, Zaizen will cheer them up and listen to them, won't he?
Then, beware of some typical warnings on crackfic—too lazy to type it down :P
Aaaand, here it is! Boo-yah.
Ask Zaizen!
Ask Zaizen! is an application on Zaizen's blog where you can ask anything to him. Type your name and your question, and then he will answer it, well, if he wants to.
It took me by surprise to see older people also subscribe my blog—I don't know whether I should ban them or just thank them. Where is the liberty of internet, then? I have had enough for SOPA/PIPA/whatsoever.
However, I'm just a mere awesome prodigy student who writes.
Coaches and Cameos
Q:
Sakaki Tarou
As a music teacher, I am bothered with some deviation of melody in rock genre. Music is about beauty and ultimate quality, not trash noises. You'd better understand it, Zaizen Hikaru. Make a better band.
A:
Thank you for coming to our street concert, sir. I hope you enjoyed it. Regards, soon-to-rock-the-world Zaizen Hikaru and the band.
Q:
Ryuuzaki Sumire
YYYEEEAAAHHH! I caught the kiriban! I CAUGHT ZAIZEN'S BLOG KIRIBAN! *dances boogie woogie* Sooo can you pay the bills on Yakiniku restaurant when the battle was held? YOU and your friends were the ones with responsibility, not me! Or if you don't want to… you can date with me as a substitute. I know a sophisticated restaurant in Osaka *winks winks*
A:
Oh! Big sorry, Ryuuzaki-san. There must be a fatal mistake. I checked out the counter last night, it didn't work. So I replaced it and made a new one, and reset it. Again, I'm deeply sorry. Thanks for visiting.
Q:
Shiba Saori
Hey, Zaizen! You are one of my favorites and I instantly became your fan even before you play! You are so cute, don't you know that? XD I feel like hugging you every time you scowl LOL. But truly, you are awesome and with your appearance plus attitude you get a strong fan base. You're so good on photos too, but I'm not saying you're photogenic. Whatever. Off the court, I still love you Just saying, kthxbye!
A:
Bye.
Q:
Saotome Harumi
Gah.
A:
Hag. (I just spelled it backwards)
Q:
Hanamura Aoi
Want to make money while cooking, baby sitting, or enjoying your vacation? You can do it through internet! It's easy and I have proved it! Go to http instantlyrich . net just one click away!
A:
I guess this is the secret of why Josei Shounan has a luxury gym in their clubhouse. Oi, Mori. Upgrade the captcha.
Q:
Liliadent Krauser
Who's that guy on the video who twirled his pen so fast? He must have no life.
A:
Nice to see you are not the one, huh? I'm glad to help.
Q:
Oji
Why are you bald…?
A:
Seriously, who typed this?
Q:
Kevin Smith
So, you know Echizen Ryoma? You're Japanese and joined tennis competition with him, right? I read your post about Seigaku Facts and it was damn funny! That brat was SUPPOSED to lose, anyhow. Hell yeah, I agree a hundred and one percent with you! Thanks for making my day.
A:
Yeah, and Shitenhouji was SUPPOSED to win. Read this, people, America supports us no less. You see how unfair life is to supporting characters.
Q:
Arai Masashi
Y U NO on the bench and give the spotlight to me? You show some sick love to unpopular school but no to le student of the lead role school? One Echizen is enough, dafuq!
A:
Because a useless additional loser is too mainstream and one cannot simply walk into regular team.
Q:
Banda Mikiya
Hello, Zaizen. What if you transfer to Yamabuki? I promise you a good place in regulars Just joking, Watanabe!
A:
Hi, Banji-san. That's very kind of you; with my pleasure, I'd love to join. Just kidding, kantoku!
Q:
Karupin
Meow
A:
So, this is when you give a cell phone to a cat.
Q:
Meino Nanako
Excuse me, I'm Nanako, Echizen's cousin. Do you know where Karupin goes? He seemingly took my cell phone.
A:
So, why don't you just call?
Q:
Miyuki Chitose
Hello, Zaizen nii-chan! It's me, Miyuki! Do you still remember me? Sen nii-chan told me that you will answer any questions, because I have something to ask. Mmm… do you know who Thief nii-chan's future wife is? But promise me don't tell anyone, okay? Thanks! ^_^
A:
Hi, yes I remember you. But your brother forgets to tell you that I am a blogger, not a fortune-teller, and that your question appears publicly, not hidden. You're welcome.
Q:
Echizen Nanjiro
Aaa~ your site is not entertaining. It's all plain. Put some pics, then…
A:
With all my respect, Echizen-san, this is a blog. Not a porn site.
Q:
Inoue Mamoru
Wow, I just knew that you own this cool blog! You know what? You can make a rubric of Ask Zaizen! on Gekkan Pro Tennis magazine. I'm positive readers will love it because you have your own writing signature. I'll send you e-mail for further info.
A:
Got your e-mail. I'll check it out, but need some time to consider about it. Thank you for the offer, Inoue-san.
Zaizen is still waiting for your queries, go ask him anything! You can ask him to be your nijikon boyfriend, or to cook you dinner, or to sing you a love song before you sleep. Wait, that's my imagination.
Anyway. The break after the last update somehow faded the conditioning of PoT universe in my mind. Perhaps it was just my brain's capacity, or that I was focused more to other things. Also for Tenipuri Omegle, since I haven't been to the site for oh-so-long.
Your supports do help me so much. I can't stop thanking all the reviewers, subscribers, and those who put Ask Zaizen! on their favorite stories. I'll do my best to finish it.
Hona mata xD