Chapter Three: Boring and Useless Tasks 101

Mario Solo and the gang (which includes Princess Peach, Donkey Kong the Wookie, and C-3PO, you know, the very unimportant golden droid) had barely escaped the wrath of the Empire's forces. It happened when Darth Waluigi and the Stormgoombas had broken into the Rebel base, capturing the Rebels one by one. Quickly, Solo and DK had rounded them up, and took them to the Millenium Wing Cap. Solo had immediately started the engines and flew off into space.

They were currently being pursued by Darth Waluigi, and could not afford to be captured by the Empire.

"I know a place where we can go!" Solo spoke up.

"Oh my! You do?" Threepio asked.

"Yeah," Solo shot. "I do. And stop saying 'Oh my!' all the time. Listen, I've been to this place before called Cloud City. It's a floating city up in the sky, no kidding. With a couple fancy manuevers, I think we can shake off Waluigi, and get to safety. Any questions?" He looked around to see everyone nodding, and Donkey Kong as usual roaring.

"Then let's go!"

"Young Skywalker, training hard, you have not been," Yoshi said.

Luigi groaned as he had heard the dinosaur say that like ten times over that day. Yoshi had been asking many insane, and difficult tasks from Luigi for a couple of days. Things like, climbing ever shrinking trees, filling ever draining tubs with water, and more useless things.

"Master Yoshi, why do you have me doing tasks like these?" Luigi asked, slightly angry. Hey, you would have been angry too, if a green dinosaur starting making you do impossible things. "I don't think I've been learning absolutely anything!"

"Wrong, you are!" Yoshi said pretty loudly. "Teaching you must, these tasks have! The force you must use, as confront Waluigi you must do! Incredible powers, the force has!"

Luigi thought about all this for a moment, than finally spoke up. "So can the force be used to like, predict the future and stuff, to see things, that are going on in other places?" Yoshi nodded his head.

Luigi started thinking really hard about all this. He thought of peanut butter. (Why peanut butter you ask? Because Luigi likes peanut butter..o0)

Suddenly he saw an image. It was Mario Solo, and he was in terrible pain. He saw Princess Peach upset, and Threepio saying "Oh my!" (Surprise, surprise!)and DK roaring...

"Mario, he's hurt! I've got to save him!" he yelled.

"Save him, you can't. Complete the training, you must!"
Luigi gave him the finger and jumped in the ship.

End Chapter Three

Moral of the Story: Never flip a Jedi Master off.

Oh, and next chapter will be longer and funnier. It's a promise.