This was Briardust's idea, in case you didn't read the reviews. Thanks! Also, I have enough ideas, wait let me count... To get to chapter 14, plus my own idea, which makes 15 chapters! And I still have ideas that I haven't even come up with! Not, 30, but that's impressive for a humor fanfic to survive that long! Can't guarantee them all in the same month though...

Contains spoilers of the first series.

"Hi!" Frostshine says cheerfully. "I wasn't writing because I had a strep throat, and because I was having all this random stuff going on, but that's besides the point."

"You only missed three days so far!" said Firesong, gaping at Frostshine. "That's really short, at least for half the authors on the site!"

"Whatever," said Firestar boredly. "We should do one that's NOT about me or my 20,000 relatives in all different clans."

Frostshine stares at him like he's insane. "What? That's, like, all the cats in ALL the series! I can't do THAT!" she yowls angrily. "Besides, this one is about you again!"

"WHAT!?" Firestar screeches, his eyes bugging out.

Firesong stares at her distant ancestor as he starts crying his eyes off.

"WHY! WHY DID I DO SUCH STUPID THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ON THIS STORY! WHYYYYY!" he screeches dramatically.

"Because I have autocorrect on my iPad and I like writing!" Frostshine shoots back, taking out her Oreo pencil and pointing it at Firestar like a wand(I put too many Harry Potter references in this fanfiction, don't I?).

"Someone shut him up!" Firesong yowls. Tigerstar runs gleefully into the story, happy that he has a reason for existence again.

"Wait! Don't kill him!" Sandstorm screeches, pushing Tigerstar away with her claws.

"Owee! Ow! Ow! Owwww!" Tigerstar howls, running back to the Dark Forest.

After that, Sandstorm puts tape on Firestar's mouth. "Continue," she says sweetly.

"Today's story is why Firestar joined ThunderClan," Frostshine says, showing a magic paper to everyone so they can see the past.

Crazy Minecraft dizziness effect...

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Rusty is sitting on the fence, waiting for Smudge to come and annoy him about horrible fake myths. Luckily, no one comes to tell him that Clan cats are trash talkers, so he leaps off magically and sets off to the forest.

Suddenly, a COOKIE appears, and Rusty gobbles it up. Then, he hears a majestic 'nyanyanyan' in the distance. He hurries deeper into the forest to look.

He reaches a clearing. The nyan sound is louder.

Suddenly, Nyan Cat pops out of a bush, making Rusty yowl with excitement.

"OHMYSTARCLANITSNYANCAT!" Rusty yowls, spamming a sentence.

"Actually, it's Graypaw, but Nyan Cat sounds cooler," Graypaw says.

Suddenly, a cat with a button on his forehead and a blue shecat with a watermelon appear.

"I'm Bluestar," the shecat said. Then she nodded to the other cat. "This is Whitestorm."

"Hello!" Whitestorm says, and the whole clearing explodes.

"Watermeloooone!" Bluestar yowls, and watermelons rain down on what's left of the clearing.

"See, they are cool, but not as good as me!" Graypaw brags.

"If you want to join, what talent do you have?" Bluestar asks.

Pixelated sunglasses come down on Rusty. "Deal with it," he says awesomely.

"Oh my StarClan! That's even better than Tigerclaw's trollface!" Bluestar raves happily. "You are in!"

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"Okay, I FINALLY finished my chapter!" Frostshine says happily.

"K" Jayfeather says.

"DANG GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION!" Grammarkit screeches at the top of her little lungs. She grins at the Frostshine, who winks back.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Frostshine screeches evilly.

"What?" Jayfeather asks.

"I will never tell you," she hisses in a low voice.

"Now let's end the chapter with a caps lock message!" Firesong says.

THE END

Now, let's see if I can get another chapter in the same day! Dun dun duuuuuuun! Bye!

-FrostshineOfIceClan