Fixer was having the time of his life right now , no really he was as what is their not to love about crawling through a sewage pipe and to emerge from the hole where a toilet ? of course how he got into this position is depending on your perspective funny as hell or miserating to the point that castration seems to be better . Delta squad had been assigned to take out one of the very few deep space supply points that the UNSC had set up throughout republic space . the stations were not very hidden , if you chose to ignore that fact that they are far beyond the middle of nowhere in dead space .

They had been "interested " by one of the very few and absurdly expensive republic stealth ships . fixer used the term insertion rather loosely as this "insertion "consisted of packing 12 hours of air on to them , with their other equipment and launching them out the air lock towards the station . it took them nine hours to reach the kriffing station . the only discreet way in was through the chute through which waste was sent out into space .then from there delta squad goes to the garbage compactor , then they crawled into a tunnel that they could fit through and that lacked an incinerator somewhere along the line . the only hint of where they were going was the brown clumps and yellow tinged water , which made it really obvious .

That then finally brings you full circle to why delta squad was prepping to breach, of all things , a …. Toilet. Despite all their work the cul'darva could never have conceived of this scenario nor the rather simple issue that comes along with it .

"Dear god , how long is it going to take this dikut to use the fresher's ? " scorch said what was on everybody's mind as the same person had been on the same toilet for 23 minutes .

"I think it might be what he ate ," commented Sev " you don't normally hear that much groaning when you use the fresher " which was also a valid point

Fixer, having nothing else to do finally spoke up " whatever it is , It would probably be a good thing to use for integrations if it makes them that constipated . That or they know we are here and the crew is just screwing with us.

After another 2 minutes the toilet finally flushed , and with this delta began undoing the screws that held It in place . Afterwards they finally stood up in the bathroom after breaching a toilet " Sev go stand by the door , kill anybody who walk in . let's start getting this poodo off of us then apply the order neutralizer ." ordered boss . While boss did mind the smell it would be … difficult to sneak around a space station when they smelled like this . boss at this time may have found a potential link between the UNSC's constant assaults upon the toilet paper industry . the stuff they used was little more than tissue paper that was used to wrap stuff up , if you were generous .

after they had finished they were preparing to leave the refresher , only to have 2 UNSC marines walk in on them . Sev managed to get one but the other bolted like he had the whole of the nine Corillan hells on his ass , screaming " code omega , code omega , they came from the toilet—" He was cut off by a burst of blaster bolts that seared through his shields and armor . There was then utter stillness when delta saw where they were at , the mess hall .

"firefeck " cursed fixer as all 49 people in the mess hall went for their sidearm . at this point alarms started going off along , seeing as their stealth was blown already fixer solved their problem with a pair of thermal denatures . That combined with the commandos skills allowed them to gun down most people in the room . only a single person managed to get off 3 shots . all three rounds smashed into fixers breastplate . they didn't pierce it but they left a light web work of cracks across the surface

"Kriff " said fixer , once again cursing , but this time in pain . Getting shot by their side arms hurt like hell, he definitely did not want to get hit by any of their main line weaponry .

"Shift it delta , we need to find engineering ,NOW" boss barked , in his head he was cursing himself , he should have thought about the possibility of the bathroom may possibly lead to the mess hall . That ruined the opportunity to recover desperately needed intel on UNSC deep space supply depots . At least finding engineering was easy with the huge kriffing arrows.

Turning a corner delta was greeted with muzzle flashes and several streams of lead flying towards them , more curses flew from their mouths due to the glancing hits . caught out in the open in the middle of the hallway with their inertia preventing them from retreating around the corner they did the only thing they could do , throw a grenade and pray , well truth be told 4 grenades but who's counting ?

The grenades did their job by killing the nine marines that had nearly killed them and managed to hurt fixer by the cursing . scorch redirected his attention to fixer " fierfeck " he whispered blaster wounds were ugly , that was a fact but they were never as bad as this . fixers leg looked like hit had gone through a meat grinder and then been thrown back on to his leg , and it was splattered with blood . fixer was already beginning to apply bacta to the injury Sev being the least phased off them was digging around in his pack for a pressure bandage to apply to fixers leg . after it had been applied boss ordered scorch to carry fixer .

Their advanced was slowed sigifinantely by the addition of an injured man but they pushed on , thankfully the station was small , less the a kilometer in length and width , and perhaps 200 meters tall . They only had 250 meters to go to engineering, they didn't face a whole lot of resistance along the way , which probably had something to do with the mass killing that had happened in the mess hall , and perhaps marines being in more distant sections of the space stations . When they arrived at engineering the door had been sealed shut . at this point scorch put down fixer and set the breaching charge . when he place the charge on the door he paused before raping his fist against the door several times . " these guys love making things uber thick it's like they are over compensating for something " commented scorch as he placed more explosives against the door and linked them to the debt charge .

The squad minus fixer set up to breach the door , as the charges went off scorch tossed in 2 flash bangs , the instant they had gone off the went in , and if not for the hail of gun fire directed at them they would have taken pause the sheer size of the room and its complexity .the battle was brief as it was just a dozen lightly armed engineers and a marine opposing them . the sniper rounds that boss and Sev were using went straight through their armor and shields . after the room was cleared one particular problem became apparent " they definitely never covered how to blow up a UNSC space station from the reactor in tanning " comment scorch as he tried to figure out where the kriff to place the charges . the set up as radically different from that of republic ships ." ohhhh firefeck " commented scorch upon seeing that the reactor was cooled by heat dispersing lasers … on the celling . " If it isn't one thing with the UNSC causing a problem it's the other ." he muttered under his breath . His salvation came in the form of a matinee cart . Placing the charges took far longer than scorch would have liked , especially since there an ongoing firefight had broken out when he was half done . when he finally finished with the charges he rappelled down the side of the maintenance vehicle . Fixer was laying down suppressive fire while boss and Sev tried to pick off anybody from the team of marines currently trying to gain entrance into engineering .

With scorches announcement that the charges were set the squad left via the other door before they got boxed in . the bumped into no problems until they got to the exfil point for the mission , the landing bay . inside were 5 marines , armed and prepared to meet them . Scorch dashed to the nearest bit of cover while carrying fixer over his shoulders . he heard a few rounds glance off of fixers back plates . they didn't have time for this dance of death that the UNSC had proven itself to be fairly talented at scorch for one of the few time in his life layed down blind suppressing fire with his blaster carbine , caching one of the marines somehow . fixer despite his crippled state also joined in . the snapping crake of Sev's decce going off , followed by a thump signified the death of another marine . Scorch now emerged from cover just in time to see a grenade being thrown at his position. He smacked said grenade right back at the marine who threw , which somehow lodged itself in the man's mouth before denoting.

the last man was now pinned behind his double corner of crates . another grenade flew out and it was a flash bang of all things . scorches vision cleared just before the marine collide with him and drove his knife into his gut , it didn't kill but it sure as hell left scorch out of the fight . Sev was the next to confront him , to the shock of the others the marine hacked Sev's decce in half with just a simple knife just as easily as a light saber . They both soon became involved in an intricate dance of death. The man launched several punches at Sev in an attempt to unbalance him , but beyond that it all came down to the knife and Sev's gauntlet vibrio blade . Sev got in a punishing right cross and tried to stab the marine with his vibroblade however the marine recovered faster than anybody thought he would and dodged once again . the marine got the upper hand thanks to the fact that Sev over estended, and he caplatizied on it by kicking in Sev's left knee and while Sev was falling the marine managed to lop off Sev's arm from the elbow down .Sev's scream was bloated out by the sharp snap crack of bosses decce killing the marine .

boss carried fixer over into a dropship of some kind , followed by an unconscious scorch . Sev walked in under his own power caring his arm in his right hand . The pair felt the rumble of scorches charges as they went off . boss managed to get the pelican up and far enough away from the station before the fireworks show started . the explosion somehow generated a shock wave in space . They had successfully completed another mission but the one thought on the conscious members mind was " if that was their typical infantry what about their special forces ?"

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Authors note

OK first up I apologize for not updating in a while , I would have had something out at new years but my computer decided to crash and I lost everything I had for the story , notes planes ect . took me a little while to fix it but I eventually got my computer fixed . I will also admit that this would have been out sooner had I not been bogged down with school work , mainly organic chemistry and analytical trigonometry . if any of you have had experience with either topic , then you know how much of a pain it is to learn about them.

Second , I am going to rewrite this when I have time , at this point in time the UNSC is in an insanely powerful position and there is only a very small chance of a draw occurring due to this position . this will probably take for ****ing ever due to school work but it will get done when it gets done . plot is probably not going to change though , characters might due to the fact that again I lost everything , including character info . if you have any ideas on how to nerf the UNSC or buff the republic leave you ideas in a review or pm . while this process is on going i may or may not cover some of the events of the time line , if i can figure out how to put up a poll on my profile i will leave such a poll. and if for what ever reason you want to write something in my universe ( i really doubt that this will happen ) just ask as long as you have written something before and have a decent knowledge of said topics .

I will also answer the question of where I came up with this incredibly stupid idea . I play D&D with several friends , we chose to come up from the sewers and we appeared to be in the women's bathroom , was really funny at the time too.

As always leave a review saying what I did right , wrong ect.(there are as fact several thing that I did that I believe I did correctly Sev's would show that Sev possess said item , right ?grammar is not my strong suit ) Any ideas pass them along now before I begin rewriting . and if anybody knows where I can find the statics of damage capability on republic ships please direct me to it . I COMMAND YOU TO HAVE A GOOD DAY/MORNING/AFTERNOON/NIGHT/DAWN OR WHAT EVER TIME IT IS THAT YOU ARE READING THIS.

In order to keep yourselves occupied I would recommend you pop over to RWBY in the anima section and read From Hunted to Hunter by CC-2224 Commander Cody it's also in my favorites . starts a little slow but it gets a hell of a lot better later on . IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT RWBY IS STOP READING THIS AND HEAD OVER TO ROOSTER TEETH AND WATCH IT NOW ! it is in my eyes one of the anima's with an intriguing story , and while it is probably a month to late I also give my respects to Monty Oum . He was the maker of RWBY , the animator for season 9 and 10 for red vs blue , and the maker of haloroid . before you critize the last vid it was made in 2008 by a single man . i know its a little over a month late but may he rest in peace .

Several other thing in my favorites I would recommend is mass effect the first war , siege of shanxi , a dark dawn , and from the ashes ( actually just about anything from erttherking is a good read so read his larger fanfictions )