#9:

Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Fuji laughed evilly.

Niou shrieked the word 'puri' over and over again evilly.

They are both evil people.

"Well Niou, care to help me with this one? I think I'm going to need more imagination and creativity to pull this off," Fuji asked, walking towards his bed.

"Hm.. Maybe, we'll see. It kind of depends on who the victim is. I'm not so mean as to hurt my own teammates! Then again… Never mind. Count me in! Have you done Marui yet? I feel like having some free chocolate," Niou answered, following Fuji towards his bed.

Fuji chuckled. "Yep, he suffered. And so will all my victims."

Fuji and Niou crawled under Fuji's bed. (1)

"I remember we used to hide secret stashes of everything down here. Still have the Mickey Mouse Twister mat?" Niou reminisced.

Fuji chuckled. "We fed that to the rapid earthworms in Inui's backyard remember? Nah, I just bought a new one with pictures of Barbie and Barney getting married. Though, there aren't any pictures of their mutant half-purple dinosaur and half-freakishly-tall-blonde-woman children though. Oh wait, here they are dressed as watermelons and fluffy half-vampire chickens."

"Perfect," they both said in unison and crawled out from under his bed.

"So who're we going to torture today?"

"You up for bothering Kirihara? Turns out I got Kirihara and Mizuki mixed up, since they're both annoying fat guys and are both extremely unimportant. (2)

Niou gasped. "My own teammate? How could I do such a thing? Meh, I hate his guts, speaking of guts why don't we just use his guts to make violin strings? Hopefully it'll work so much better than goat guts. (3)

"Annoying fat guy number 3 it is." (2)

"Brought your Twister mat and make-up kit, Fuji?"

"I couldn't decide which Twister mat to bring: the one with Barney marrying Barbie and having a mutant child or the one with Mickey Mouse having bite marks around his ears and eyes. Actually, now that I take a good look at it, the bite marks around his eyes look like really long eye lashes."

"Mickey Mouse already looks feminine as is. What does Minnie Mouse see in him anyways?"

"I don't know, but love works in weird ways. Anyways, which one should we use? Mutant kid or girly Mickey?"

"How about we just sew them together to make the whole mat longer. That way we won't have to decide between the retarded pictures, thus making the final result look even more retarded."

They nodded and looked for a magic spindle like the one in the movie Sleeping Beauty to sew the mats together. They knew that if they do it themselves, Mickey was going to lose an ear and the mutant kid.. Well, bad things would happen to the freaky mutant thingy.

They found a magic spindle in the highest tower of a deserted palace and blackmailed it to sew for them for free.

Where they got the blackmail material and what were they we do not know.. Yet. Stay tuned to find out!

Fuji and Niou entered the building with lots of pictures of sushi pasted onto the walls. They thought that the owners/managers of the sushi shop would try to cut production costs of producing the seaweed to make sushi with and so earning more profit by getting Kirihara to work there and let them pluck random strands of his hard and wrap them around rice.

They found him.

All they needed to do now was to drag him out of the shop and throw him into an elevator, but then it wouldn't seem very natural.

They didn't care.

They explained to the owners of the business that Kirihara's ugliness was ruining the taste of the sushi.

They didn't listen.

Fuji and Niou had no choice but to call the hygiene department of the government to shut down the restaurant they walked into.

They called.

The people on the other end of the phone answered.

They explained the situation of the ugly seaweed-haired boy.

They hygiene department couldn't care less saying that they would get on that case in ten years time.

Fuji hung up the phone and pulled a pen and paper out of his pocket.

"Since I want the hygiene department to be crushed by revenge-driven dinosaurs that walked the face of this earth several million years ago and were killed by the Big Bang which was a gigantic meteor and made up of flying rocks which are the same rocks the hygiene department has in their research lab to see whether the dinosaurs were hygienic or not, I'm going to add a random tax I just thought of while dreaming of revenge-driven dinosaurs destroying the shiny hygiene department which I like to call: Ugliness Tax," Fuji said, scribbling down notes and doodles.

"Ugliness Tax?" the owner of the shop repeated.

Niou answered for Fuji since he looked really busy scribbling fake moustaches over his previous drawings of Mickey Mouse having a one-to-one combat with Winnie the Pooh.

"Yes, Ugliness Tax. We all know how ugly Kirihara is, don't we? Besides, you're ugly too. So ha! Now to be free from our tax this month, we'd like you let us drag this ugly thing away from this building. Thank you."

Niou didn't wait for a reply and dragged Kirihara off the table he was sitting on and continued to drag him across the floor of the shop and the debris around the road. Fuji followed them, still scribbling over his notes and drawings.

"So Fuji, why am I here again? I was pretty happy at my part-time job."

Fuji and Niou frowned.

"We were bored and lonely, so we decided to just bother you and force you against your will to play Twister with us. By playing with us, I mean you play and we record your movements until your pants rip or your bone breaks or something."

This time, Kirihara frowned.

"Stop copying us! We're more special than you!" Niou shrieked.

"Dude, you sound like a girl," Fuji commented, "I'm the one who's supposed to sound like a girl! How could you just steal my characteristic away from me?"

Niou shrugged.

Fuji shrugged too.

Then they decided to just get on with their lives and make others miserable.

Niou got out his video camera.

A red light blinked.

"Okay Kirihara, the little spindle here says: put your left foot onto Mickey's bitten face to cover up his ugliness," Fuji read.

Kirihara did so.

"Next: Put your right foot in and then your left foot out and then you shake it all about."

"Are you sure this is Twister?" Kirihara and Niou asked.

"Nah, it's more of Twister mixed with Simon Says without me saying Simon Says before a command. So it's like you have to listen to and follow my every whim. Like a slave or something like that," Fuji answered.

Kirihara did as he was told. He thought it was better to just do as he was told. It could help him live longer.

"Use your right hand to one-hand-hug your left arm."

Kirihara was starting to look more like a pretzel.

"With your head free, use your lips to kiss the picture of Barney in the wedding dress and then Barbie in the tux."

Kirihara just scarred the eyes of all little children in the elevator.

"Now wait for your hair to grow to your shoulders before you can be released from that position and go home and eat."

Eyes are the mirrors of the heart. Kirihara's eyes were swearing all swears known to man in two different languages, English and Japanese.

"If you leave from that spot, Niou and I would give you a freakishly weird nickname and then persuade everyone we know to call you that. See you later Kirihara!" Fuji waved.

The police line rang.

"Hello?" the police officer answered.

"Good day officer. I'd just like to report an annoying fat teenager doing extreme yoga in an elevator and scarring the minds of the little kids of this country. He's in the elevator of a very big and shiny building with lots of sparkly windows. Have a nice day, officer."

He hung up.

The officer became confused.

Was it just him or was the younger generation of this country getting less and less sane in every elevator?

Kirihara:

The ugly annoying fat guy was arrested early this evening on the account of scarring the minds of little kids. He was found by security guards loitering around the area after receiving a call from the nearest police department about another psycho teenager who was a crazy supporter of Barney x Barbie.

They arrested him on the spot and sentenced him to two months in prison and weekly classes of Barney-is-not-real rehab.

#10:

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

A/R: People, I'm still alive! But I don't know for how long considering how busy I will be after this term break. (Which starts this Wednesday~~)

I haven't updated for months! Hehehe.. I blame school. I've been busy with tests every day! Ugh! I haven't had much sleep either.. Hehheeh… None of my friends have too, I guess. And if you people noticed, there's a little bit of Economics here and there.. Hehehe.. Expect another update hopefully within this week. HOPEFULLY.

And a very big thank you for Sapphirewood for pointing out the name mix-up XD

Picture young Fuji and Niou crawling under the bed, hiding stashes of candy and bugs. Cute, right?

The nickname 'Annoying Fat Guy' is copyrighted by me. (Yeah, I need to start copyrighting things XD) So that's why Kirihara is Annoying Fat Guy number 3. Number 1-2 are in my school.

The best strings ever made for the violin are made of lamb guts. Cool, huh?

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