Dun dun dun. Warning: Alice has a plan.

Yes. Again.

APOV

"Blue or Gold for the talent quest posters?" I asked Jazz who was reading a book on my bed.

He stood up and walked over to the computer. "Uh...Gold?"

I nodded seriously and pressed print. "This is so going to work." I grinned. "I can feel it."

Jasper rolled his eyes. "And if it doesn't? I don't want you getting all depressed if Bella and Edward just do the performance and nothing happens."

"Trust me." I assured him. "By the end of the week, our two friends will be blissfully in love. And I'm not just relying on the talent show either. I have another plan!"

Jasper groaned. "Alice! Thats like the fourth one this week! Stop!"

I shook my head and laughed. "You worry too much! This one is great. Listen to this!"

I filled him in on the plan.

He sighed. "I hope you know what you're doing, Al. This could backfire horribly."

She bit her lip. "It won't, ok?" Then she smiled. "Phase one is go." She pulled out her phone and started to text.

EPOV

"Who knew picking out a song would be this hard." I muttered flipping through Bella's CD collection. She was scanning my Ipod.

"Tell me about it." she muttered. "If I'm going onstage with you I'd rather do a romantic song, one that describes how I feel about you. But I don't want to give too much away to..."

"Alice." I finished. "I know. But it'd also be fun to do a really unromantic, heavy metal song just to piss her off."

"Or a really awful breakup song." she giggled. "I wonder what song Alice picked out for us to sing at the end...."

"Probably one about how perfect we are for each other." I laughed. "Or one about how much we adore pixies."

Suddenly Bella's phone vibrated and she flipped it open. "Speak of the devil..." She motioned for me to come read it."

To: Bella

From: Alice

This is to both of you seeing as you're always together. You can't see, but right now I'm rolling my eyes. Anyway, since you're still 'single' I'm putting you both back on the dating site. Don't even bother arguing. Love ya xxx

We both groaned and Bella dialed Alice's number.

"Hi." she muttered. "Yes we got your text." she pressed a button that put it on speaker.

"...because there really isn't any reason for you not to go back on. I mean you're both still single. Right?"

"Yes." we both mumbled.

"Good." she sounded triumphant.

"That doesn't mean we're doing it." I pointed out. "I'd rather go out with someone normally." I squeezed Bella's hand. "And besides, look how everything turned out last time." Brilliantly...

"I don't really care what you think." Alice sang in a opera voice. "Oh, by the way, we're putting on photos this time."

"No we are not." snapped Bella fiercely. "I don't want some old man perving at me."

"Agreed." No one looked at Bella except me. Ok, maybe that was a bit overboard but....

I heard Alice sigh. "You really underestimate me. I know your passwords and I'm uploading photos as we speak."

"You're bluffing!" I blurted out.

"Your password is Edward1." Alice said calmly. "How original."

"Great." said Bella quickly. "Bye Al-..."

"Wait, what's Bella's?" I asked cautiously. She could just know mine...

"The same as yours." Alice giggled.

I looked at Bella incredulously. "Really? Your password is Edward1?"

She blushed and nodded.

"Aw. You're having a moment!" Alice cooed. "That's so sweet. Now, Edward, move a little closer, just until your faces are a few inches apart. Then Bella, knot your fingers in his hair and wrap your legs around his waist....."

"Shut up Alice." We both growled.

She laughed. "No harm in trying! Now get on that site! Mwa!" She hung up.

"No point arguing with Alice." Bella sighed getting up and turning on the computer.

"Although...." I snaked my arms around her waist. "A few things I wouldn't argue too hard with..."

She giggled, turned around and knotted her fingers in my hair. "Like this...?"

I nodded "And like..." I closed my eyes moved my face closer. "...this."

Then her phone rang.

"Why?" I groaned as we jumped apart in surprise. "Why does this keep happening?"

Bella looked at who was calling and rolled her eyes. "It's been less than two minutes. What could she possibly want this time? Hello?"

It was still on speaker. "You haven't gone on the site yet, have you?"

"My computer hasn't even started up yet!" yelled Bella down the phone. "Goodbye!"

I sighed. "Is murder still illegal?"

"Stuff the law." muttered Bella. "I'm killing her anyway."

BPOV

"That's such an ugly photo of me." I complained twenty minutes later.

Edward stared at me. "You're crazy. Gorgeous, but crazy."

I ignored him. "She put a good photo of you up." I clicked onto it again. Now that was gorgeous. I was definitely going to be printing that out when he was gone. "I'm kind of pissed off about that actually. Heaps of girls will be staring at it....." Pretty girls. Girls worthy of him.

He nudged me playfully. "Jealous?"

I pouted. "Yes." Then I pointed to the screen. "Oh! I've got a request!"

"JamesTheGreat must die." Edward muttered darkly staring at the guys profile.

Likes: Classical music, reading and cooking.

Dislikes: Mean people, girls in high heels and sports.

"Ohmygosh!" I gasped. "He likes exactly the same things I do!"

Edward's face fell. "Great. The guy of your dreams."

"Is sitting right beside me." I crawled onto his lap. "Who's the jealous one now?"

"Me." He admitted. "Are you going to accept this James guy who is apparently great?"

I clicked accept. "Yes. He's probably a really nice guy. It'd be nice to make new friends through the site of evil."

"Ok." he mumbled. "But if he even tries to flirt...."

"I'll tell him I'm not interested."

He chuckled. "I was thinking more along the lines of me hitting him. Hard. But I guess your way could work..."

I smiled at his jealousy. It was adorable. As if Edward had anything to be jealous about. "Do you want to keep searching for the "perfect opening song" now?"

He nodded and stood up. "Have we decided on heavy metal or romance?"

"I'm not so good at the head banging stuff..." I muttered.

"Ok..." Edward turned on the radio and flopped down onto my bed. I picked up the Ipod again.

"Mariah Carey?"

He laughed. "No thank you."

I tried again. "Britney Spears?"

Edward started to hum 'Oops I did it again'. "Will you wear a really really tight top and a mini skirt?"

"Will you?"

"Touche."

"Uhhh..." I kept scrolling. "Jesse McCartney?"

"I'd rather stick pins in my eyes."

"Oooo!" I squealed. "Can we do 'Good Morning Baltimore' from Hairspray?"

"But we don't live in Baltimore."

I shook my head sadly. Guys. They just didn't understand musicals.

"Backstreet boys?"

A pillow came flying through the air and hit me on the head.

"I'll take that as a no..."

I think I have the songs I want them to do, but if anyone has any suggestions, I'm TOTALLY open to them. TOTALLY! Just review or PM me or whatever. Xx Review please. It makes me update faster.