Kon:eevee1300 does not own bleach or any characters.

eevee1300:hey Rukia,is that my ramen your holding?

Rukia:Kon gave it to me.*slurrrrp*

eevee1300:oh Kon *pulls hammer out again* come here for a sec.

Kon:NOT AGAIN!

Rukia:*slurrrrp* hehehe.

*alarm goes off*

"HE'S GOT A GUN-oh its just my alarm...well lucky me,i woke up early this time." Stephen said getting up from his bed. "wait for it...3...2...1...crap."

"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING STEPHEEEEEEEEN!" Stephens mom yelled as she did the same thing ichigos dad does to ichigo.

PAUSE.

Kon:HEY STEPHEN JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!

Stephen:NO I DIDN'T,I KNEW MY MOM WAS GONNA DO THAT DUMBASS!

eevee1300:BOTH OF YOU,PUT A SOCK IN IT! *sticks socks in their mouths.*

PLAY.

"yep right on schedule,WHAT THE HELL MOM CANT YOU GIVE ME A BREAK FOR ONE DAY?" Stephen yelled dodging her.

"well not a bad reaction,you've been to LA-ZY lately so i thought i'd get back to my normal schedule."

"whatever,im just gonna go to...SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *THUD*...ow i fell down the stairs..." Stephen said as he got up after falling down the stairs.

"another nice job,DUMBASS!" Leo said sticking his tounge out.

"look whos talking,ya sick little brat!"

"im not sick today,i got better over last night."

"well whatever,i need to get to school EARLY today so,bye." Stephen said walking into the door. "why does this happen to me?" Stephen said this time OPENING the door and walking through.

"well two accidents in one day...still doesn't beat the record of eighteen accidents in a hour." Leo said looking at a planner.

PAUSE.

Stephen:yes i am accident prone,WHATS IT TO YA?

Kon:wow you're short and accident prone,who would'a thought it?

Stephen:WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL YA STUFFED ANIMAL? *stomps on Kon for a minute.*

PLAY.

"im just wondering...was all that a dream,or was it real?" Stephen asked himself walking to school. "...who cares,i just need to focus on my walk,i dont wanna bump into a carrot top and end up having to repair my house again."

"dont call me carrot top,ya shorty!"

"wait...Ichigo is that you,WHO'RE YOU CALLING SHORTY YA CARROT TOP STRAWBERRY?" Stephen yelled whacking Ichigo with his backpack.

"HEY,WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Ichigo asked rubbing his head.

"that,my friend,was for calling me shorty!" Stephen said with a vein sticking out of his forehead. "well see ya at school."

"OH NO YOU DON'T,GET BACK HERE!"

later at school.

"ICHIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOO!" someone yelled running down the hall.

"hey keigo,hows it going?" ichigo asked putting his arm in the way of him.

"HEY NEW KID!" someone yelled from in the class room.

"...me?"

"yeah you,come here."

"okaaay. wait...rukia you're in this class too...?" Stephen asked looking at a bald guy,a small kid,a guy with weird eyebrows,and...well some girl who didn't uhhh...fit in the uniform.

PAUSE.

Rangiku:he means me.

Ikkaku:yeah because your uniform shows off your-

Toshiro:shut up,this is rated T,ya know.

eevee1300:uhhh...yeah! thats why i said it like that so...SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! *runs out of the room with a red face.*

Rangiku:huh wonder what that was about?

PLAY.

"oh hello,im stephen mcneil,nice to meet you." Stephen said waving at them.

"you mean this guys a substitute soul reaper,thats pathetic his spiritual pressure is weak." Ikkaku said looking at Stephen very closely.

"...please stop staring,and i guess you are all soul reapers too?"

eevee1300:thanks for reading and please review.

Rangiku:why did you run out of the room earler?

eevee1300:uhhhhh...no reason just a little...uhhh shy. *faints.*