WOOO! I AM BACK PEOPLE! And thanks to a wonderfully brilliant idea from xxdestinyxforeverxx, we have... BADDA BA BUM BA DUM a LEMON! Yay! Thank you so much, Destiny! Er... I hope you don't mind if I call you that. Awright here we go!
Naruto: We're all in this together, once we know that we are we're all stars-
Sai: Shut up dickless.
Naruto: WHO YOU CALLIN' DICKLESS?
Sai: You obviously.
Naruto: Well, she obviously doesn't own Naruto...
Me: Dang straight. Oh, and since the lemony goodness was inspired (sortof) by the Bloodhound gang's 'the bad touch' it will be in this chapter! But probably only part of it.
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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
I walked down the hall to my next class, frowning with concentration.
Who the freaking hack sent me that note? I thought. Geez, this is stressing me out!
I walked through the door and sat down in my seat, which was coincidentally next to Gaara.
"Hello there." he smirked.
"Hey. Listen, I need your help. Look at this note I got." I showed him the mysterious note from 'a friend'. He read it and raised a nonexistant eyebrow.
"Looks like you have a secret admirer." He said. It was my turn to raise an eyebrow, though mine existed.
"Yea. And you're next obvious statement would be...?" I asked sarcastically.
"Hardy har har. The point is, we need to figure out who it is so that I can kill them. After all, you belong to me." He oh-so-helpfully reminded me, pulling me onto his lap while he spoke and placing his mouth next to my ear. I shivered involuntarily.
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
"Aha, so you like that, did you? And what about this...?" He murmured seductivly, moving my hair away from my neck and running his tongue from the base of my spine to my hairline. I let out a nearly inaudible moan. Being a vampire, my neck was my weak spot. (Okay, being a vampire had nothing to do with it. I just... lost it when someone did something to my neck. Whether they licked it, sucked it, kissed it, touched it, nipped it, bit it, swiped your fingers across it, breathed on it, nibbled it- hell, the choices are endless. But no matter what, I always fell into submission when someone did any or all of the above to my neck. Okay, enough description, you might start getting idea's. Anyway.)
Note I said 'nearly'.
Gaara chuckled and swept the muscle back down again. I shivered.
"G-Gaara... st-stop... we're in cla- oh..." I moaned again. He snickered.
"I was just teasing you. But remind me about ths later. Right now we need to figure out who sent this. Come over later."
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Coming quicker than FedEx never reaching apex
just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
I sat up sharply.
"Parent will be-"
"-home."
"Okay. I'll come."
Little did I know what I was getting myself into...
--TIME SKIP--AFTER SCHOOL--
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
I trudged over to Gaara's house, muttering innapropriate phrases.
"Fucking douche... live so fucking far away... what crawled up his ass and died?"
I knocked on the door. Gaara opened it. "Come in." He said, walking up stairs.
I followed, still blatently angry at the walking so far.
"Okay, what the fuck do you want you gay-ass bastard with a fucking six thousand mile away house?" I snapped. He raised a would-have-been eyebrow.
"Temper temper. Come to my room."
I followed suspiciously. "Why can't we talk in the kitchen or something?"
"Because I said so."
Love. The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
I followed, grumbling under my breath, "Fine you fucking douche."
He smirked and led me to his room. I glanced around and crossed my arms over my chest, leaning against the door frame.
"Very nice. Now let's go."
"Nice try."
"Wha-" I was cut off as his lips crashed into my own, almost knocking me down. He spun me around and threw me on to the bed.
"Gaara, what the hell?" I shouted.
"I want you so bad... it can't wait. That was the original plan, but I can't wait." The gleam in his eyes... oh, I was so scared.
He slammed his door and locked it, just in case his family came home. Yea, he lied. So what else is new?
"Gaara... p-please d-don't!" I managed to squeak out. He grinned seductively.
"And miss out on making you my own? Not a chance." He purred, stripping out of his clothes. He was soon in his boxers and walking towards me.
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
"Trust me... this will be fun..." he said, his voice husky. I whimpered as he started pulling my clothes off.
"B-but Gaara... I don't..."
"No buts. I can see you want me to, and you know I'm right."
"..."
"See? Now cooperate." He snapped, reaching behind me and fumbling with the clasp of my bra.
... to hell with it.
I reached behind me and did it for him.
--TIME SKI- Just kidding--
He smirked and leaned down to my ear.
"I knew you wanted me just as badly." he whispered
"Baby, you will never know." I whispered back.
"Then let's find out." He pulled off his boxers and my panties. I got a look at his member and almost fainted.
Holy fuckers will that even FIT??
He stuck two fingers inside me, pumping them in and out, earning him a moan of pleasure. He smirked with satisfaction.
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
He parted his fingers and scissored me, smirking at the puppy noises I was making.
"Gaara... I don't... I don't just want a one-night stand..."
"Babe, you will get so much more than that."
He added another finger and I moaned loudly. He went fast, in and out. I could feel my climax building and let out a scream of pleasure. He pulled his fingers out and smirked at me.
"Liked that, did you?" I nodded slightly, panting.
"Aww, is Mia-hime tired?" My eyes widdened.
"Mia... hime?"
"Yea, so you just figured it out? I wrote that note. Duh."
"Y-you? Wrote that?"
"Ouch. That hurts. Don't act so surprised, babe."
I looked at him through my half-lidded stupor.
"Gaara..."
"I'm going to fuck you."
"Don't... please..."
"Come on, Mia-hime, relax. Please?"
I nodded slightly and he smirked, readying himself.
"Here we go." He whispered, leaning foreward and kissing me as he pushed inside of me. I gasped.
"G-Gaara... no.. that hurts!" I screamed. He looked at me sympathetically- or, with as much of it as he could muster.
"It'll get better, hime, I promise." He pushed more. Tears leaked out of my eyes.
"Gaara... stop! STOP! PLEASE!" I screamed again, crying. He stopped and kissed me softly.
"Please, Mia, it's okay, shh..." I wrapped my arms around him and buried my face in his neck, seeking whatever comfort I could get.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
He started pumping in and out of me, slowely at first, then faster as I got used to him. He was right. It had gotten better. But you didn't see me about to admit that too him did you?
"Gaara... faster... faster!" I moaned. He smirked and went fast as his climax came. It came at the same time as mine and we both screamed each others names.
He rolled off of me.
"Well?" He asked.
"Gaara... you had better pray to Kami-sama that I forgive you for this or else I will castrate you with a blunt metal saw and two bricks."
"Forgive me? The fuck? You wanted to!"
"..."
"Yea... so shut up."
"...!"
"So?"
"Fine. Then you'd better pray that you still love me in the morning or there will be hell to pay." I snapped, rolling over and closing my eyes while pulling the blankets up. He chuckled and wrapped his arms around my torso.
"Forever and ever, babe."
--THE NEXT DAY--
I woke up to the sound of Gaara yelling.
"KANKURO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM OR I'LL BACKHAND YOU WITH MY COCK!"
I twitched, then burst out laughing. That was hilarious. He looked at me and smirked.
"Ah, Mia-hime finally awakens." I blushed.
"Yea... so?"
"Yea, I still love you. So... this means you're my girlfriend, right?"
I thought about that, then said in mock-disbelief, "You expect me to be your girlfriend after last night?"
The look on his face would have gotten me millions, had I a camera with me.
"Joking. Lighten up, Gaa-Gaa. 'Course I'm your girlfriend." I laughed, punching him lightly in the arm. He smirked and hugged me.
"I love you too, Mia-hime."
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Haha, tis the end of this chappie! Oh, and there is a reference to Avril Lagvines 'Girlfriend' in this. Also, I stole the 'backhand you with my cock' from Tenacious D. Kay, now that that's out of the way, I excpect reviews, even if they're telling me about how I suck Sai's ass because of my sorry excuse for a lemon that is this chapter. -sighs- Ah well, we can't all be porn artist now can we?
Jairya: Nope. That's a gift for only a few.
Me: Shut up Nii-san. Please review!
Gaara: Yaay! I finally got my lemony goodness!
Me: Yup! Now review and I will... uh... write another chapter! If I don't get at least four reviews I'll discontinue my story! HA! And don't worry Destiny, I'm writing your NejiTen in a sec. No lemons in it, though, sorry. I don't want to ruin it for you. And Unique Girl- YAYZ, sorry, I know you don't really like lemons... but I had to try! I HAD to! Now click that little blue button and review!