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Dear jerk Sealand,
Gee thanks for ** dad off. He's taking it out on his towns and it wasn't our fault. Birmingham is going around her place and collecting all her gangs to attack you. Because dad forced her to eat his cooking.
...and now he's at my place sobbing about the death of Hamnet with shakespeare who is now annoying the crap out of me! Please make it stop or I'll let Birmingham destroy you.
Love,
Stratford upon Avon
P.s ...sorry. I've just got it out of dad that it isn't all your fault. It's partly America and France too. I won't let Birmingham destroy you, but I'll allow her to put a few new dents in you if you don't help me get this idiot back to london's place. SHE can look after him. Grr... London... Grrr... *starts muttering* dammit, stealing shakespeare... my William...globe theatre my **... mine...MINE! Oh, er, sorry! I got a little ... emotional... There. I do apologise. Maybe you could come visit me sometime? If you help, that is.
Dear Stratford Upon Avon,
I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T LET BIRMINGHAM DESTROY ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
I'll try to help get England back to London's house... And then you'll tell Birmingham not to destroy me, right?
Sincerely,
A Very Scared Sealand
Stratford Upon Avon's letter was written by Cifer10.