darksakudragon walks in:Okay guys, I'll try to mkae this story less confusing...

Sakura: Alright, when we first left off our poor Sakura...mainly me

Akira: They ended up at Akatsuki.....

Hidan: And the fucking bitch mauled me!!

Sakura:Noone cares Hidan...

darksakudragon:Yup!Yup!

Hidan:Fuck all of you!!Fuck you Sakura!!And I mean it!!

Sakura blushes

darksakudragon turns to Akira:AKira!!Hurry!!Before my youthful state gets corrupted!!

Akira sweatdrop: darksakudragon doesn't own NARUTO...she owns me, herself and this story and not those idiots over there..

Everyone except for darksakudragon:HEY!!!


The Akatsuki base was filled Hidan's screams of pain. After the two cats were done mauling the now half-dead Hidan, Sakura turned towards the rest of the Akatsuki, cracking her knuckles along with a smirking Shikamaru. Clearing her throat she said confidently, " Now, time for the REAL intorduction.... unless you want to end up like him ne?". All the members nodded their head (except for Itachi, Zetsu and Sasori) .
Three days has passed since the Akatsuki members introduced themselves to Sakura and Shikamaru. Sakura sighed as she went through her belongings, trying to find her diary. Then she froze. A bead of sweat rolled down her forehead as she re-checked her bag again this time mumbling," C'mon...diary...diary...diary". The entire Akatsuki base shooked with Sakura's raging, frustrated scream," WHERE'S MY DIARY?!!!!!".


Deidara turned to look at Shikamaru who was playing Shoji with Itachi. And as usual, he won. Itachi frowned muttering," I lost?". Shikamaru couldn't help himself but to smirk. "WHERE'S MY DIARY?!!!!!!" her scream filled the entire base and both Deidara and Shikamaru jumped up in surprise. Itachi stayed put but a look of surprise plastered on his once stoic face.

Deidara looked again at Shikamaru asking," What was that about?". Shikamaru shrugged but replied anyway," I don't know..but anybody who makes Sakura angry will pay hell for it...and you odn't wanna be IN it.". Deidara shuddered at the thought at what Sakura might do to him and he shot Itachi a glance who merely shrug back. He's face showed surprise and he definitely didn't want to be in the pinkette's situation.

Just then, Sakura stromed out of her room and faced the boys growling," Which one of you took my diary?!". Deidara whimpered and hid behind Itachi as goes for the same to Shikamaru. Itachi kept his cool and answered her cooly,"Well, I assure you kunoichi, we have no such item in our possesion...right boys?". Both boys nod their head as they whimpered under Sakura's death glare.

Sakura huffed before leaning on the chair," Any clue who might have taken it?". Deidara spoke up this time," Konan!". Then throwing a glare towards Deidara who merely hid under Itachi's clothing who 'hn' at his silly actions, Sakura growled menancingly, " And why, may I ask , Deidara-san would Konan-senpai do such a thing?". Yes. Sakura calls Konan sempai because she treats her with high respect. I mean, seriously. Which girl in their right mind would stand staying with a bunch of S-criminals throwing their clothings at you and YOU have to clean it?Amazingly, Konan does.

Furthermore, Sakura and Konan treats one another as sisters. Deidara stuttered out," I-i saw Konan g-going i-into your r-room....she g-got out a pink book..." before he cowered under Sakura's glare. Shimakaru got out form his hiding place yawning," Besides, wouldn't it be reasonable for Konan to want t6o read your diary? I mean,she is a girl after all right". Sakura frowned. True, she didn't think much about it. Scowling, she stalked off towards Konan's room.

After Sakura left, all three boys sighed and collasped on the chair. Looking straight into each others eyes, all of them muttered," Never again".


darksakudragon: Well,find out what happen next!!

Sakura:I wonder what will Konan say

Konan pops up:Probably a I'm sorry

Akira *eyes glinting*:NOpe...I'm thinking of a difficult situation...

All stare at darksakudragon who says:Er.....I'll think of something...but for now

Shikamaru lazily: Please review..

Deidara:Those who does, will receive free cookies!!!

Itachi, sharingan spinning: Flamers,....DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everbody:JA!