Me: I'm alive! I'm alive! I just had a bit of stuff to do that kept me from being able to type.
Deadpool: Aka, he was busy playing games.
Me: And there was also stuff to do around the house, such as mowing. And that took multiple days because of rain coming just about every day, our weedeater messing up, causing us to buy a new one, our riding lawn mower not working, meaning we have to use our push mower, and grass too tall for the push. And then I also had writer's block.
Discord: Seems as though your life is filled with chaos. But, not the fun kind. Well, enjoy readers.
Night had fallen over the valley, and the warriors of the Jade Palace were walking to the barracks, except DB, who was already in the hallway, reading something. When the other warriors came into the hallway, they rose eyebrows at DB, who had his back to them. Tai Lung walked up to him and tapped his shoulder, only to get kicked in the jaw and sent through one of into a room. DB had effectively kept whatever he was reading hidden. He also just seemed to notice all of them. "Uh..hi guys. Who did I kick?"
Tai Lung opened the door. "Me."
DB chuckled nervously and threw whatever he was reading into his room before any of the warriors could see it. "Well, that shows you why you should never sneak up on a ninja."
"I'll keep that in mind, as long as you keep this in mind." DB tilted his head to one side and Tai Lung punched him through his door. "Don't kick me like that again unless it's a spar!"
To everyone's surprise, DB started to chuckle as he walked out of his room, not even bathering to open the door, just going through the hole. "It's been a while since I've been hit like that." DB rubbed his jaw. "You've got a wicked right hook. I'd like to see just how good you are."
"We can go to the courtyard right now and find out."
DB grinned similar to a maniac. "Perfect."
"Oh boy. Tai Lung is so dead." Everyone turned to Informant at that comment, but said nothing before they headed out to watch the fight.
courtyard
The warriors were all watching as DB and Tai Lung waited for Shifu to start the spar by snapping his fingers. Tai Lung was already in a fighting pose, while DB was just lazily standing there. Shifu snapped his fingers and Tai Lung charged, while DB continued standing lazily. When Tai Lung was close enough he leapt up slightly and prepared to deliver a punch. DB finally moved and grabbed Tai Lung's punch as he came down and swung him around, throwing him back to where he started. DB was once again standing lazily. Tai Lung growled and charged again. DB waited until Tai Lung slide and tried to sweep his feet out from under him. DB flipped backwards until his feet made contact with the wall. He then leapt off it, launching at Tai Lung, hitting him. When they hit the ground, DB flipped off and turned his body around until he was facing Tai Lung. Tai Lung got up at the same time DB landed, who was now in a fighting position. Tai Lung growled and charged. DB waited, and when Tai Lung was about to hit him, he contorted around the fist and hit Tai Lung in the face. Tai Lung staggered backwards, blocked DB's kick and his follow up punch. He then delivered a hit that sent DB face first to a wall. DB put his hands out to keep his face from hitting it. His arms bent until his nose tapped the wall, then launched himself back at Tai Lung, only getting his shoulder, spinning Tai Lung around. DB landed and both of them got into fighting positions, waiting for the other to attack.
Informant was smirking at the fight. "DB is going so easy on him."
Shifu asked, "What do you mean?"
"DB could have made sure to end it already, but he hasn't, just to evaluate Tai Lung. Once his evaluation is done, he isn't going easy on him afterwards."
DB charged at Tai Lung, who preparred for anything. DB began to slide into a punch, but at the last second, chagned to tripping Tai Lung, then kicked Tai Lung upwards as he was falling, changing Tai Lung's direction, he then hit him downagain with his elbow, Tai Lung landed on the ground as DB left. Tai Lung got to his hands and knees and slowly stood up, only to see DB flying at him at high speeds, hitting him to just below where the warriors were watching.
"Has he finished evaluating him?"
"Yep. So, I'm guessing not even five more minutes."
Tai Lung shakily stood in a fighting stance as DB smiled from across the ring, once agian, just lazily standing there. Tai Lung charged, though not as quickly as before. DB moved out of the way of Tai Lung's punch and brought his foot up to meet Tai Lung's chin. It made contact. DB then continued his assault with a punch, followed by two kicks to Tai Lung's chest, then a hit to the face folllwed by sweeping Tai Lung's feet from under him. Then, as he was falling, DB double punched Tai Lung's chest, sending him flying into the steps on the right side of the platform the warriors were on.
DB smirked and asked, "Are you still conscious?" Tai Lung slowly moved and rolled to his hands and knees on the steps. "I'll take that as a yes."
"You win." DB smirked. "I'm heading to bed."
"I think we could all head to bed." DB followed Tai Luing out, then the others followed.
barracks, an hour later
DB crept out of his room and snuck out of the barracks, holding a letter. He went to a messenger, who was used to working late nights and handed him a letter and whispered a destination to him. He nodded and flew off. DB then headed back to his room. He snuck through the hallways. He opened his room, seen no one, then entered and closed the door quietly behind him. He then froze and whispered, "There's someone else in here, isn't there?"
"Yes." He turned and seen eyes glowing in the dark.
"Hello, Tai Lung."
"What were you doing?"
DB shrugged. "Something I agreed to do for Tigress."
"Which is?"
"None of your buisness. Only Shif u and Tigress know what I'm doing. Now, please leave my room before I throw you out."
Tai Lung headed out, opened the door and prepared to close it, but stopped and said, "Two things. One, I'll figure out what it is, one way or another. Two, you may of escaped my notice, if you would of climbed throguh the hole in your door instead of opening it." With that, Tai Lung closed the door and walked to his room.
"Note to self. Fix hole in door in such a way I can go in and out of it like a dog door." DB then plopped onto his bed, snores soon coming from him, as he laid face-down and his feet hanging off the bed.
Me: Well, it's something. Mainly fighting, but still something.
Deadpool: I like it.
Discord: Not enough chaos.
*I shrug* Me: Got two critics that want the same thing each time. Well, review and don't forget about my poll.