So, I'm really glad you guys are enjoying this and are loving it. Some people are telling me to put Camille and stuff in there and I might have an awkward situation between her, Magnus and Alec...You like?
Also, later there might be more angst created by Tessa, Will and Jem. Hope you guys like!
Chapter Ten
Will: Welcome back! We were in the middle of an exciting debate with Clary, Simon and Gabriel. Today, we have discovered a lot of things that we have never wanted to know. I blame Izzle for writing this story.
Me: You can't argue that it's not entertaining.
Simon: There is that.
Jace: Izzle, you aren't supposed to be here. We specifically told security to not let you in.
Me: Here's the thing; when you write a story and all the characters are saying stuff you imagined and doing things you told them to, you get a lot of perks, including get out of jail free cards.
Silence.
Clary: Way to show him, girl! (Audience cheers).
Simon: She sure made you feel like chumps.
Will: Careful Lewis, I can sic Jace and Chairman Meow on you.
Magnus: What is it about everyone and my cat? Don't you have anything better to do?
Gabriel: Apart from sitting in a blasted television program set? Not really.
Will: So, Clarissa's question is first.
Clary: Why me first? I'm already having a swell time on Gabriel's knee.
Gabriel: It is highly uncomfortable. More uncomfortable than Agatha's blasted songs.
Will: That is saying something. But, unfortunately, the bet must stay until the end of your interrogation.
Me: Your interrogational skills require a lot of improvement.
Jace: Can't you go away?
Me: I don't want to.
Simon: So…can I go now?
Will: No.
Simon: OK then.
Silence.
Jace: Clary, what about my appearance do you love most about me?
Simon: You are so vain. But we knew that already.
Me: I WROTE THAT QUESTION!
Jace: I know. I stole it. And why are you sitting so close to Simon?
Clary: Ooh, she's gonna get it from Izzy now.
Me: Izzy won't come.
Simon: Oh? Why not?
Me: Because I control what she says and does. Everything that happens here is written by me. Ha!
Jace: That was your comeback? Ha?
Simon: I feel a sense of déjà vu.
Jace: Probably because I told you that at one point.
Isabelle: OK, who said anything about being close to Simon?
Silence.
Will: I think that Izzle should leave now.
Me: I'm going.
Gabriel: Can we please continue? My knee is growing sore. Clarissa, what have you been eating?
Clary: Did you just insult my figure?
Jace: He'll have to go through me.
Simon: It's going down for real, do do do do do do do do…
Clary: Don't sing Flo Rida, Si. Just no.
Will: I will never understand modern music.
Jace: Answer the question stated previously Clary.
Clary: I have a real liking for your right ear.
Simon: Yeah I know, there's something about it. I can't quite put my finger on it…
Jace: Let's try this again. Clary, what about my features do you like the most?
Clary: Well, I'd have to say…the little chip on your front tooth. It makes me feel good knowing that you aren't totally supremely perfect.
Jace: Is that an insult?
Clary: I'm saying this wrong. I think you're perfect Jace.
Simon: Aww, how cute!
Gabriel: Can you please go sit on Jace's lap?
Will: No, she cannot.
Clary jumps up to kiss Jace in the corner.
Simon: It's at these moments when I don't know where to look. So, Gabriel, how's the engagement plans going?
Will: It is not a real engagement.
Gabriel: I think you will have to have a word with Cecily about that.
Clary goes to sit on Gabriel's lap again.
Will: Simon, your question is: Would you rather be Simon Lewis or Simon Lightwood?
Simon: Well, with Izzy, I'm just gonna say it straight, she will keep her name. Obviously; she's Isabelle! She will keep Lightwood, so I will be Lightwood. Simon Lightwood has a nice ring to it, though.
Jace: Cannot wait to play that back to Izzy.
Will: Is she your adopted sister?
Jace: No, I'm her adopted brother.
Will: Your family is even more confusing than mine!
Gabriel: ASK MY QUESTION, BEFORE MY LEG BREAKS!
Jace: Yeesh, don't scream!
Cecily: Gabriel, are you alright?
Gabriel: I am fine, Cecy.
Cecily: Why is Clarissa sitting on your lap? Is something going on here, Mr Lightwood?
Gabriel: It was her forfeit. Designed to make her feel uncomfortable. Unfortunately, my leg seems to be heading in the numb direction.
Cecily bends down to kiss Gabriel.
Will scowls: Cecily, you are not supposed to be here.
Cecily: I just wished to make sure that Gabriel was not dying. Surely you can understand that?
Will: Understood. Now go.
Cecily: Goodbye Gabriel.
Gabriel: Goodbye, my Cecily.
Audience cheers.
Simon: Not even Jace and Clary can top how cute that is.
Jace: I could show you the letter I wrote to Clary when I thought we were still brother and sister.
Clary: That letter is totally private.
Jace: Everyone knows about that cave now. What could be more private?
Clary: That letter is the cutest and nicest thing anyone has ever written to me. You are not showing it.
Gabriel: And now it is Gabriel's turn. His question is: Would you like to leave now? I say, yes I would thank you.
Silence.
Jace: He's resorted to talking about himself in the third person.
Will: It will all go downhill for him from here on out.
Jace: Gabriel, no more questions on Cecily. How did you feel when you were in the same room as Sophie and Gideon were kissing in?
Gabriel: I felt most awkward. Granted, at the time I was meant to be sleeping, but I heard Sophie yell at him for placing scones underneath his bed, which was amusing. I felt awkward and felt as if I were intruding, but I also felt amused.
Silence.
Will: Well, what were we expecting to find? We really just ran out of questions to ask him.
Jace: It's the end of this part of the show, and it looks like Gabriel is happy.
Gabriel jumps up, knocking Clary off him: Finally! Sorry Clary.
Clary: No, it's fine. It wasn't exactly like sitting on a sofa.
Will: Say goodbye everybody.
Clary: Bye! (Crowd cheers).
Simon: Well, I'm off to watch Isabelle's one.
Jace: What a great goodbye.
Gabriel: Ugh, I am so uncomfortable (Rushes off).
Will: We will see you all after the break with Tessa, Isabelle and Gideon.
Jace: Bye!