Phoenix: How 'bout showin' me them breast, Mia.
Maya: What?
Phoenix: Wha... oh! Maya! Uh, what was I saying?...This is our last day on this case, because of the "initial trial".
Maya: "initial trial"?
Phoenix: Yeah. The country's crime rate has gone so high, stereotypical black guys are become more afraid of us.
Courthouse
Judge is hiding in the bathroom
Judge: Them crackers are out to get me!
Suddenly the door opened. The one who opened it was covered in red.
Judge: !
Back at the office
Phoenix: That's weird. I get the feeling the judge was attacked by a box of Ritz Crackers.
Maya: I love Ritz!
Phoenix: And so does the world, Maya. Let's get some after the investigation.
Maya: Yayz!
Studio-Gate
Oldbag:...
Phoenix: Can I have donuts?
Oldbag: …...You eat, you die.
Phoenix: ?
Employee Room
Gumshoe: I'm investigating the plates!
Phoenix: They must really not like you, to send you, and not a forensic investigator.
Gumshoe: Shut up! The victim's fingerprints were on the bottle, and there was sleeping pills used on the plate.
Dressing Room
Penny: Hey.
Phoenix: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WHY DON"T YOU STAY AT ONE SPOT! YOU'VE WERE IN STUDIO ONE, THEN THE DRESSING ROOM, THEN THE GATE, THEN THE TRAILER, AND NOW YOU'RE HERE!
Penny: The studio is hiding that JH accidentally killed a man.
Phoenix: DON'T IGNORE ME! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Phoenix suddenly felt a bit energy build inside him...
Studio-Gate
Oldbag: You gots no proof!
Phoenix: Oh chest I do!
One courtroom battle later
Oldbag: I see. You've done bad, Hammer. Let me tell you abou-
Phoenix: Pass
Oldbag: Fine! Take this photo then!
Studio 2 Entrance
Vasquez: Clouds.
Phoenix: Look at this picture.
Vasquez: Where
Phoenix: Oldbag
Vasquez: Oh
Phoenix: Yup
Vasquez: I see
Phoenix:...well...I say you hid the murder, in order to control Jack Hammer!
Vasquez: This interests me. Come inside.
Studio 2 Trailer
Vasquez: Now what was it you wanted to talk about?
Phoenix: I don't know. Something about flowers?
Vasquez: Yes. You said how it was me who blackmailed Jack Powers, for killing a man, thus, lending me full control.
Phoenix:...sure.
Vasquez: There was a photo taken by a hiding reporter, but Mrs. Oldbag jumped on him, to get the photo. The photo you have is the only copy in the world. Give me photo.
Mario: NO!
Vasquez: BOYS!
4 guys, quickly appeared!
Phoenix: Ack! Where'd they come from?
Vasquez: They were hiding behind the door, for no reason at all. Now attack, my pretties!
Maya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gumshoe: Hold it!
1 courtroom battle later
Gumshoe: You're coming down to the precint, now!
And so Dee Vasquez leaves, along with her henchmen, who could kill everybody in a second.
Phoenix: Thanks Gumshoe!
Gumshoe: No problem...
Phoenix: What is it?
Gumshoe: You gonna get Ritz?
BONUS!
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Next Time...
Judge: Edge man! Save me from these crackers!
Edgeworth: Crackers? Yes, I'd rather enjoy a snack.
Judge: You're ignoring me!
Phoenix: Honk!