Here's sa'more! :)
Thanks to AshtrayTragedyM.D, caffery girl, evilturkeyisbehindu, GoForTehGig, AshleyMarie84 for the suggestions! :)
271. Dean doesn't mind eating chilli cheese fries on Sammy's bed.
272. "You can't let air out of the tires or else you'll bend the rims."
273. "Don't look at the camera. Look anywhere but the camera."*
274. Dean cannot cry out of both eyes simultaneously.*
275. Handcuffs won't hold a Winchester but they'll always keep using them.*
276. Dean would watch Anime, but he's strictly into Dick now.*
277. Dean looks better than Clark Kent with glasses on.*
278. "Kids are the best" is not a decent pick-up line.*
279. Do not attempt to calm a scared Dean with "touchy, feely, self-help, yoga crap".*
280. If you put your feet on Missouri's coffee table, she'll whack you with a spoon.*
281. Sam had a crappy guidance counselor.*
282. "I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot!"*
283. If you screwed up Dean's car, he'll kill you.*
284. P.A.s are kind of like slaves.*
285. They're just doughnuts, they're not love.*
286. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.*
287. Dragons are real.*
288. Sam never stains his shirt when drinking demon blood.*
289. Sam can quote Tolkien in his sleep.*
290. Sam's puppy dog eyes should be considered lethal weapons.*
If you're wondering what all the (*) are for, those are the ones that the above mentioned people have suggested. :)
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-Elly