AN: For all of you cause I love you'll so much! xD

Warning: Excuse my language here… Oh and major OCC!

Sasuke's mind scene will be all in italics and bold.

Get Me a Wife
By: Hiki-chan

Naruto snapped back to attention when he noticed Sasuke staring at him with an odd expression. He put his hand behind his head giving a sheepish gesture, "Sorry, zoned out."

Naruto had realized he must have looked pretty stupid standing there stoning while having a battle with kyuubi inside.

He then squeezed the bottle of chocolate fudge out onto the saucepan. It oozed until about a quarter of the bottle was gone and he released his strong grip on the bottle and waited until the chocolate slowed till one or two thick drops.

The kyuubi vessel wasted no time and let his index finger scoop the two goops of chocolate and sucked on his finger. He didn't notice Sasuke's face go –if possible- paler and took out his finger with a 'Pop' and licked it.

He didn't hear Sasuke's sharp intake of breath either.

But Sasuke noticed, and he noticed his throat go dry as his eyes drank in the sight. He was trying to command his head to turn away but for some reason, it didn't listen.

Hell, what was the use of all those 'self-control', 'keeping emotions in check', 'passive forever' lessons he had with Orochimaru?! They aren't working at all! The man obviously was sexually frigid or something. Sasuke bet he had never had a hard-on once in his whole life. I mean, look at his choice of companionship! Kabuto's face alone gave Sasuke blue balls.

Sasuke took deep calm breaths before he settled himself on the kitchen chair as Naruto turned on the stove and folded his sleeves. It was now observing 'Naruto in Kitchen' time.

He was very amused as Naruto banged around the kitchen. Clumsy and klutzy as always, the dobe he was.

-break-

"It's dooooooone!" Naruto cheered in a singsong voice as he carried the now hot chocolate fudge to Sasuke's dining table and settled it down.

Sasuke's lips twitched up slightly but he held it down.

"Naru-chan, I'm home!"

"Welcome back Ke-kun, how was your day?" A Naruto dressed in a white apron with nothing els—

"Eh, Sasuke? Sasuke? Oi, bastard? Teme? You there?" Naruto waved a hand in front of Sasuke's face. It didn't seem to work.

With a resigned sigh, Naruto turned back to his hot fudge, "Sometimes I feel we're from different worlds." And he agreed with his statement. He would never betray Sasuke for power or anything else…

Naruto shook that thought away.

He turned back once again to Sasuke who was staring blankly at a spot on the table. 'He doesn't even notice my presence like this…' Naruto giggled inwardly, 'There's been something I've been dying to try…' He moved closer to the oblivious heir.

"Darling, I made your favorite"

"Naru-chan, you didn't have to."

"Demo, I'm your w--"

Sasuke snapped out of his trance and slapped Naruto's hand away from his face that were pulling his cheeks. "Dobe, don't do that unless you want me to do the same to you." He threatened.

Naruto blinked cutely, "You want to pull me cheeks too?" he asked innocently, inwardly giggling at the fact he had just pinched Sasuke's face cheeks, "You want to see how far they can stretch too?"

Sasuke could feel an incoming nosebleed so he desperately tried to change the subject at the oblivious implication of the dobe's words. Damn his pervert of a mind.

"Your fudge." He said flatly, "Your fudge is getting cold."

"Oh, right." Naruto turned his attention from Sasuke to his fudge and dipped a finger in then licked it off. Sasuke licked his own lips and restrained himself from reaching out. "Perfect!"

The blond rushed to the freezer to get his ice cream, eagerly opening out the tub, he dug a spoon inside and scooped the ice cream into a mug. He reached for another mug at the counter but paused. Tilting his head to the side, he asked, "Do you want any, Sasuke-bastard?"

As amused he was, Sasuke declined.

"Suit yourself." The kyuubi vessel shrugged, drool forming at the side of his mouth as he poured the hot fudge on his cold ice cream.

Picking up the spoon, he scooped a spoonful of vanilla with a generous helping of fudge and put it in his mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm!"

Sasuke smiled inwardly as pure pleasure washed on the dobe's face.

"Gosh, it's really good!"

Sasuke was proud of himself, nothing but the best for his dobe right?

Naruto let the spoon remain in his mouth for a while before he took it out to dig another spoonful of his delight.

Sasuke was just so amused at his so adorable dobe. And that amusement slowly turned lustful as Naruto let his tongue flick out and lick playfully at his spoon over and over.

That sinful creature!

Sasuke's self-control was put to the test, again as he struggled to keep a hard-on from showing. 'Naruto plays dirty! But…' Everything Naruto was doing, it really seemed so innocent yet…

Sasuke frowned, was Naruto really doing it on purpose? The blond finished his ice cream and started to search Sasuke's cabinets, not caring about privacy.

'If it's a fight he wants…' Sasuke eyed the blond carefully.

"Eeeeee!"

Did Naruto just squeal…? Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Oh, he found the ramen cabinet…

"Heaven!" Naruto's cerulean eyes were sparkling with child-like glee. He turned to Sasuke pleadingly, "Can I?"

How the hell could he say no to that?! "Hn, I'm going to take a shower."

"Yatta!" Naruto cheered and helped himself, taking Sasuke's 'Hn' as a yes.

Sasuke found it hard to believe that this boy was 17. He shook his head and proceeded upstairs. Taking one last glance at the blond, he smirked. "It's a fight you'll get."

To be continued.

End of Part I. Stay tuned for Part II xD Oh and reviews keep me pumping!