...sorry...
List of excuses (take your pick)
1) My club
2) Another club
3) Homework
4) School
5) Catching up on all the anime I've missed
6) Catching up on all the manga I've missed
7) Drawing to release stress
8) Catching up on all the youtube videos I've missed
9) Playing Yandere Simulator
10) Playing League of Legends
11) Procrastination
12) All of the above
13) Socialising
I'm extremely sorry.
Thank you for all the reviews. And thank you to all the people who followed and favorited!
Disclaimer- ... Yes I do own them! *gets arrested* damn it all.
On wards!
"So, these wizards suck."
Hermione froze.
"They do!"
She walked slowly down the corridor.
"Don't deny it!"
Naruto's voice drifted from a locked classroom. Loud footsteps caused Hermione to jump. She spun around clamping her had over the mouth of the other. She had expected it to be Ron or Harry, hence the action she took.
She was wrong.
It was Draco Malfoy.
"Gran-" he started. Hermione put her finger to her lip, in a shushing motion, gesturing to the door.
"See, I knew you would agree with me!" Naruto said loudly.
Draco looked at Hermione, "Who's he talking to?" he whispered.
"Himself probably," Hermione muttered back.
Draco snorted.
"What are you talking about? Those spells sounded AWESOME!" Naruto yelled.
'He probably thinks that no-one can hear him...'
"What do you mean I'm talking out loud? Wait... I'm talking out loud... SHIT!"
The door clicked open. Hermione and Draco turned to run, but a hand clamped down on their shoulders.
Naruto's cheeks brushed theirs, "What ever you just heard never happened, do you understand?" he growled into their ears.
They nodded quickly.
"Good!" he cheered, "See ya later!"
Then he was gone.
"That was oddly terrifying," Draco said, "Lets never speak of this again." He said, looking at Hermione.
The bushy haired girl nodded.
The two nodded to each other and walked their separate ways.
-Library-
'God damn, I can't believe I conversed with Kurama out loud.'
"Ooooh, look at you with your big words!"
'Shut up, you stupid fox!'
"No need to get your panties in a twist," the mighty fox said, "By the way, why are we at the library?"
"I'm researching seals and runes," Naruto said, out loud.
Again.
"QUIET!" The librarian bellowed.
A tick mark appeared on the blonde's forehead, "Shut up, you old hag!" he mumbled.
She appeared behind him, "What did you just say, brat?"
"Nothing..."
"That's what I thought."
A dark aura surrounded Naruto, making anyone walking into the library shiver with fear and walk back out again.
The golden trio walked in, the boys ignoring Hermione, who was ranting.
About something.
They weren't really listening.
A deadly aura surrounded them. They involuntary shivered.
"That's him," Hermione whispered.
Naruto jerked his head up, twisting it around and staring blankly at them. The cheerful eyes were now emotionless.
"N-Naruto?" Hermione stuttered.
Said boy stood up slowly, beckoning with his hand for them to follow. They awkwardly stumbled after him.
He led them to Snape's empty classroom, where a cauldron stood bubbling and a seal was set on the table. They looked at him, waiting for an answer.
"I kinda... umm... I need some of your blood!" The blonde said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
"Why!?" Harry yelled.
"Well... you see... I have to also continue with my studies from my hold school-"
"Wait," Ron cut him off, "I thought the lessons we had were in your old school!"
"We're a combat school, which means we didn't have many academic subjects, so my head-mistress was like 'Naruto, you'll be having twice as much work' and blah blah blah, you know?" Naruto replied quickly.
"So, what's this about?" Hermione said, gesturing to the cauldron.
"I'm developing a new... spell," Naruto said.
Only Hermione seemed to notice the hesitation in his words.
"A new spell that needs your ... blood," Naruto said cheerfully.
"Hell no!" Ron yelled loudly.
"Please," Naruto seemed to beg, "I'll do your homework for you!" He suggested.
This caught the boy's attention. Harry and Ron looked at each other unsurly.
"H-How much d-do you want?" Ron's voice cracked slightly.
"Not much," Naruto said, walking over to the cauldron. "Just a few drops, you know? Yeah, you know!"
Naruto then pulled out an oddly shaped knife, stalking closer to the trio. "Just a small prick of the finger-"
"I'm not sleeping beauty!" Ron yelled loudly.
Naruto just grabbed his finger and stabbed the knife into it.
Harry jerked awake, he was lying with his face in a book in the library.
"Oh, Harry, you're awake!" Hermione said, piling books into Ron's arms.
"What happened?" Harry asked, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"You fell asleep during Hermione's lecture on how teenagers our age need plenty of sleep," Ron said laughing.
Harry snorted. "Where's Naruto?" Harry asked.
"Oh, he left ages ago." Hermione said, placing books back on shelves.
She then looked at the clock over the archway. "Crap!" she yelled, "The other schools are arriving now!"
"What!"
"Out! Get out!"
The trio ran out the library, ignoring the librarian's yells.
"Why does she yell, when it says no yelling in the library?" Ron questioned as they shoved their way through the crowd.
A girl stumbled backwards, knocking the person behind, who then wacked the person behind them, creating a domino effect, which was put to stop by a very bored Naruto. He just stepped to the side, the girl who hoped that he would catch her fell face first into the ground.
Now, you see, a nice person would have offered to help her up. But Naruto, was not a nice person. The girl slowly made her way to her knees, and was met with a soulless stare from the blonde. She smiled nervously and shrank back in fear. Smiling grimly at her, Naruto turned his back.
He come face to face with the golden trio.
"Why are you such an asshole?" Hermione spat.
Naruto shrugged. "Where I come from, I'm pretty nice... although not as nice as Hinata..." Naruto walked away mumbling about who was nice and who was an ass.
Suddenly, the breeze picked up. The Hogwarts students (and Naruto) looked up and a gasp rippled through the crowd. Over head a carriage was being pulled by four magnificent pegasi. It flew over their heads towards Hagrid, who was directing the landing.
The carriage slowly opened. A woman larger than Hagrid stepped out, looking around wearily. Next, more than twenty girls flowed out after. They moved like water, impressing most people.
Naruto was not one of them.
As the girls emerged, Naruto's mind went into hyper drive, figuring out how long it would take for him and the fox to break them.
They decided it wouldn't take long.
The ground began to shake, making all heads turn to the lake. The water began to shake violently, before something began slowly making its way up through the water. A top of a mast appeared, followed by the crow's nest. The rest of the ship followed afterwards. The ground ceased shaking and everything became calm once again.
The occupants of the boat walked like soldiers down the ramp, trying to look intimidating. They were failing.
The teachers began ushering the students inside, saying something about the 'feast getting cold waiting.'
The corridors were full of students talking about the two school arrivals. The boys talking about the 'sexy Frenchies' (lol) and the girls talking about the 'hot Durms'.
Yes, Naruto did ignore most of the conversation. Key word - most.
An interesting conversation popped up with some of the blue people. Naruto forgot their house name.
Anyway.
They were talking about the entrance ceremony and what the others would preform. That was the boring part. But then they started talking about Konoha.
"Granger and I were in the library researching the Konoha school, when we stumbled across something interesting."
Naruto narrowed his fox senses on the two girls.
"What was it?" The other asked.
"Apparently, it's a Japanese school."
"Wow. Really, that's so cool!"
"Yes," The other sighed, "But, the tournament was originally for European schools only (1)."
"That can't be right..."
"I know! Plus, there is something suspicious about that Uzumaki guy."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Hermione was telling me that he was talking to himself about the unforgivable curses, and about how cool they are."
"Those spells are bad though!"
"I know! That's what we were saying!"
"Should we keep an eye on him?"
"Hmm... that's a good idea, tell Granger!"
The two girls then started talking about the other schools.
'Looks like I got myself a couple of stalkers.'
- Great hall-
The great hall was silent as the students were waiting in anticipation for the entrances.
Dumbledore stood up, spreading his arms. He said loudly, "Please welcome the students of Beauxbatons!"
The hall cheered loudly, and the occasional cat-call was heard.
The doors opened slowly, and the French girls flowed slowly in. They blew kisses, created beautiful blue doves and generally tried to look sexy (lol). The headmistress curtsied to Dumbledore, who bowed back. The girls then chose a table to sit.
The boys yelled and cheered, trying to draw them to their table. Naruto, alone near the back of the Ravenclaw table, ignored everyone. He had sat at the 'blue bird table' to see if the to girls would give him more information, but all he heard were their jealous sighs.
A dainty thud next to him brought him out of the clouds. He turned his head and saw a pretty blue girl sitting next to him.
"My name iz Gabrielle Delacour (2)!" She said sweetly.
Naruto nodded and smiled, making her blush. "Naruto Uzumaki!" he exclaimed.
She giggled.
Dumbledore stood up, clearing his throat and saying, "Welcome, Durmstrang!"
There was a small round of applause before a group of beefy looking men/ boys marched in. They held sticks and banged them on the ground a lot. Naruto was confused about how this was impressive, but was mildly, only mildly, surprised to see them create an actual fire dragon.
But then he realised that Sasuke could do better, and he was stupid (Sasuke, not Naruto).
The boys saluted the professor, before sitting down next to the Slytherins.
Naruto was delighted to see that Malfoy was looking slightly uncomfortable.
Speaking of Malfoy, Naruto wondered where Honoo was.
Platters of food appeared in front of them, and all the students dug in.
Naruto, deciding to find out his enemies weaknesses, struck up a conversation with Gabrielle.
Across the hall, the golden trio was glowering at Naruto.
"How can an asshole like him be talking to a hot chick!" Ron snarled.
"Ron, she doesn't know that yet!" Hermione scolded.
Dumbledore stood up, clearing his throat yet again. "Now that we're all fed and watered, I would like to explain how we pick the champions."
Filch ran in carrying a covered object. He placed it in front of him. He panted heavily whilst moving away. Dumbledore smiled at him before pulling of the cloth.
It reveled a huge, golden cup.
"Behold! The Goblet of Fire!"
'What a creative name...'
"Like you could do any better!"
"Shut up!"
'Shit...'
Kurama's laughter echoed through the back of his head, as everyone stared at him.
Dumbledore coughed, bringing the students' attention back to him.
"Anyone over the age of seventeen, and Naruto, can put their name in the Goblet and in a few weeks we will reveal who the champions are."
Everyone started muttering between themselves as they stood up.
After the dinner was over students made their way to their common rooms. The other two schools (and Naruto) made their way to their rooms.
-Time skip to like two weeks later- cuz I'm a lazy ass-
Naruto was placing his name in the Goblet of Fire. (He still thinks it's a stupid name)
He heard two voices coming from the opposite door. He guessed they didn't realise he was up, seeing as it was after midnight.
"Has it worked?"
"Yes."
'Moody?' Naruto thought.
"Good." The other voice sounded foreign, like one of the Durmstrang boys.
"Harry Potter will definitely be chosen."
"And Uzumaki?"
"Researching."
"That boy could be useful..."
"Yes."
'What?'
"Another Akatsuki!"
'Shut up!'
The voices drifted away, leaving Naruto standing, confused.
The next morning, Naruto was walking down the corridor. He suddenly heard laughter. The doors to the Goblet flew open, and the Weasley twins ran out, giggling.
They also had beards.
Naruto watched silently in the doorway, as other students put their names in the Goblet.
He spotted Gabrielle and her sister, Fleur on the other side of the hall. They were muttering between themselves, before Fleur stood up and walked towards the Goblet.
'It'd be hilarious if she grew a beard.'
Sadly, she didn't.
- the day Konoha arrives -
Naruto was up at the crack of dawn. Today was the day that the European schools felt the mighty presence of Konoha. Now he had someone to train with, other than those dragons.
Naruto had never seen an actual dragon before.
-Flashback-
Naruto was bored. He had spent the past few days in the library researching seals. It was extremely boring, but he continued, pushing himself past his mental capacity.
It was a good thing that he had healing chakra, or he'd have extremely painful headaches.
He stood up, stretching his arms. He packed the books back under his bed, before staring out the window. It was 2 in the morning and Naruto was wide awake. He grinned, thinking about all the pranks he could pull.
'So, Weasley is scared of spiders...'
Naruto grinned. He was going to have to borrow some spiders from the forest. This meant he could train along the way, maybe fight that massive spider who'd tried to eat him, more than once.
He grinned happily, before opening his window and jumping out. He landed on the lake, chakra pumping through his feet. He sprinted silently past the Durmstrang boat, before reaching the edge of the forest.
He entered the forest, pulling chakra to his eyes and ears, enhancing them even further. He picked up faint yelling and roaring. Deciding that this was much more interesting, Naruto sprinted through the trees, before arriving in a clearing.
'Woah... oh... hey Honoo!'
The orange fox gave him unimpressed look. Naruto grinned sheepishly, whilst stroking the fox's fur.
"There're big... aren't they Honoo!"
Said fox snorted in return.
The men beneath them seemed to give up for the night, retiring to the tents pitched a few hundred meters away. After the last man vanished, the two foxes jumped down, landing silently in front of the dragons.
"Kit! Let me play!"
So, the Kyuubi came out to play.
In the morning, the dragon tamers woke up to find the dragons unconscious on the floor.
'Who ever did this was strong.' they all thought simultaneously.
Back at the school, a blonde shinobi and a fox sneezed.
Naruto was the first in the hall, a bubble of excitement surrounding him. Anyone who walked into the bubble was overwhelmed by the mass of excitement that the blonde was releasing.
"I wonder what's got him so excited," Harry said, piling sausages onto his plate.
"Probably killed someone," Ron muttered.
"Why don't we go and ask him?" Hermione said, standing up.
They walked over to the blonde, "Hey Naruto?"
He turned around.
"Why are you so excited?"
He grinned, "you'll see!"
They sighed and sat back down. By then, everyone was in the hall.
Dumbledore stood up, "Usually, I don't make announcements in the morning, but today is quite exciting!"
Everyone turned to look at Naruto, who's excitement was growing by the minute.
"Today is the day that Konoha school of Combat Magic is arriving!"
The hall burst into excited chatter, the excited aura increasing by over 200.
"Filch as just told me that they have arrived!" Dumbledore shouted over the chatter.
Silence fell across the hall as a sinister aura oozed through the door.
"Wow!" Naruto said loudly, "Tsunadebaa-chan is pissed!"
The door flew open as a chair flew in, hitting Naruto in the face.
"I'm not old!" a voice yelled, and in stalked a furious, busty blonde, whos face was pulled back into a sneer.
Instead of retorting, Naruto leapt up and hugged her, before running out the hall.
Another wave of silence crushed everyone, but was soon broken by...
"TEME!"
Then a loud crash followed, filling the hall, before a large bout of angry yelling echoed afterwards.
Instead of looking worried, the woman smiled, "I missed him!"
She them turned to Dumbledore, "My name is Tsunade Senju, headmistress of Konoha, and I am not to be held guilty for any damage they may cause, as that is part of their magic program."
Just as she said that, a large crack appeared in a wall, but before anyone could move, it completely broke, all thanks to two stupid Shinobi.
"Sasuke-Kun! Naruto! Stop that!" A pink- haired girl yelled.
But the two boys wouldn't stop. Just as the girl was about to stop them, a blonde girl jumped her, screaming obscenities.
Thuds echoed down the corridors as the other students of the school fought.
Tsunade just watched, amused.
"Excuse me," Dumbledore said, worry wrinkles appearing, "Can you try to minimise the destruction?"
Tsunade sighed.
She slammed her hands on a table, "QUIET!"
The fighting students all fell quiet. She nodded, approvingly.
"Ok, I have a few things to say,
No.1 : No fighting in side the castle," She looked directly at Naruto and Sasuke.
"Any fighting will take place on the lake or inside the forest," She gestured to the forest outside.
"No.2 : Any questions you may have can be asked to Jiraiya, Shizune or me, when I'm not drunk."
Saying this, she took a swig (that's a weird word) from her Sake bottle.
"And finally, please don't kill anyone, I barely have enough money to cover building damage-"
"Gambling!" someone coughed.
A tick mark appeared on her forehead, "Let alone, funeral expenses, but, since you haven't seen each other in along time, carry one, those riles will be put into play tomorrow!"
With that, she fell into her chair, a bottle of Sake in her hand, as her students began fighting again.
(1) I think that's true
(2) That is her name, right?
I gave up following the book plot.
Lol!
Sorry again for taking along time.
I hope this chapter made up for it (probably didn't)
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