Route 3 was filled with some pretty strange people.

Only walking roughly a half-mile from where I met Günter, I had been accused of rape, repeatedly attacked, and sexually harassed. All within a thirty minute time zone. Of course I had challenged each one to a pokemon battle.

Voice in the sky: Wait….I thought there wasn't supposed to be other pokemon trainers!

Nameless Guy: Uh…there not pokemon trainers…errrrrrr. Oh. They are obviously pokemon cock fighters!

Voice in the sky: What is the difference?

Nameless Guy: Don't poke holes in the plot.

Voice in the sky: What plot?

Nameless Guy: Shut the fuck up.

"Did you just have a conversation with the sky? " A female voice asks. I look to see a stunning babe. Like man. Wow. She has boobs and the works.

Turning my swag on I grease my hair, place a tooth pick into my teeth after magically putting on a leather jacket.

"Aye. How you doin'?" I reply.

Her eyes widen.

"My god! Fifties get up out of no where! You must be like me!" She squeals, sexily. (That was symbolic)

She grasps my hand and begins to drag me towards a pair of hills, together they look like a butt. Hahahaha. That was humorous. Did you get it? It was a joke.

Anyways, I know we must be getting it on or something like that.

Ivysir runs in front of the girl whom is dragging me. He whips her hand releasing me.

"Ouchy!" The girl woman lady screams.

"Don't be such a cock block Ivysir! What did you do that for?" I asked.

"That woman lady girl thing is not a woman lady girl thing!" Ivysir exclaims.

The woman girl prostitute lady procession thing gasps.

"How did you know?" She gasps. (Again.)

"Wut?" I say.

She then tears of her costume, the boobies and the rest. In front of me appears a tall man. For some reason he is blue. Yeah. Blue. I said it. The color. West-side.

"My name is Ash Pokeballs!" He introduces.

Ivysir pulls out a gun. (He's a republican too) (Despite being British.) ( Can British people be republican? Is it racist thinking they can't?)

"I know what you are!" Ivysir growls.

Ash Pokeballs smiles and raises a hand.

"Peace brother!" Ass Balls said. (See what I did there? Witty)

"We a brothers no more! Ever since that day! You killed my lover." Ivysir exclaimed.

"It was a necessary evil! One that was meant to unravel the space time continuum and then eventually wake us up from this dream with in a dream with in a dream with in a dream, then it turns out we may still be dreaming, it was excellent plot effects!" Balls says.

He starts to radiate blue.

Ivysir shoots him in the face. He dies. Har Har.

Then 2Lax4U walks in and IvySir shoots him too. He dies. Stupid FlAmErs. #no English. # what the hell is a hashtag?

"I am so confused, am I getting laid or not?" I ask.

"I can answer that!" Del says. Suddenly a chatty Cathy.

"You see master; we have entered the Sue-Zone. Where all sense and logic has left us, you must now live by your primeval instincts. Ergo, you are nothing but an awkward teenage boy bent on sex. "Del explains.

"I wasn't that before?" I say.

"Don't poke holes. Anyways the only way to get out of here is to talk to the Sue-King in the area and get his permission to pass."

"How do we find this king?" I ask.

Then the dead corpse of Ass Balls suddenly stood up. Not dead anymore. 2Lax4U stayed dead, cause he is a fart head like that.

"I am good friends with the Sue-King; I was originally going to take you there when I was a hungry hungry hippo, Because we are both Mary-Sue's." Balls Ass says.

"I am a Mary-Sue?" I say. Shocking development.

"Yeah, you talk to pokemon right? I bet you haven't lost a battle either! Oh and you pokemon can use moves that aren't even possible. Do you happen to have a cheesy name?" Pokeballs Ash asks.

"Uh…"

"Thought so!" Says Henry.

Henry is Ass Ball's other name.

So of they went, to the capital city. May the odds ever be in your favor!

"Fuck the Hunger Games! I am too Russian for them." Mutters Helga.

The Capital city wasn't that awesome. I mean it didn't even have a pool table. It was actually just a giant mansion, really pretty and stuff. ( I am so descriptive.)

As we approached the front door Ash's Balls explained the situation.

"This is Xavier's Institute for the Mentally Retard…I mean Mary-Sues. We gather here from around the world to have a really good time, n'stuff. We are ruled by the strongest Sue in the area."

"Oh….." I say. Ivysir shoots him again but nothing happens.

We enter the Mansion. I gasp. Gasp.

A hole bunch of people where having an Orgy, my god, it gets worse, they were dressed up as Pokemans. The sound of pokemoans reached my ears and the smell of fish reached my ears.

See what I did with the Pokemoans?

I resist jumping in, Ass Balls points towards another room and I walked over to it. Henry wasn't able to withstand not being in an Orgy, he jumps in dressed as a Lucario.

OMG I LUZ LUCARIO. (Hint this isn't important.) (Hint, this is a lie)

We enter some really wide room. A single kid is sitting upon a giant chair, he wore shorts.

"Hello! I am the Sue-King, My name is Youngster Joey. My rattata is in the Fucking Top Ten Percent." Joey brags.

"Dude. My God. These Chocodiles, so good. I am referring to your shorts." I say.

"Ah yes, they are comfy and easy to wear."

"That is the truth, pants can suck my dick." I say.

"Exactly."

"So. Broham, can I go through this proper settlement and go to Mount. Moon.?"I ask

"Sue thing. If you beat me in a battle." Joey says.

"Ok."

"GO MANHAMMER." Joey screams

Out comes a Rattata. My dear lord. Can I do this?

Yes I can! Because I am a MAN.

"Go PRINGLES."

My Pidgey stared down the Rattata, intimidating.

Then the little rat transformed into an Articuno.

GASP.

"Oh NOOOOOOOO" I screamed.

"OH YEAH." Say the kool aid guy. Who smashed into the room, sloshing his red liquid goodness everywhere. It was the distraction I needed.

"MACH 5 HURRICANE ATTACK." I scream.

Pringles released a big GUST of wind, that whipped around and stuff. It crashed into Raticuno at a speed of MACH 5. It was knocked out. YAY.

Then Pringles began to evolve.

Gasp.

Pringles was now a Pidgeotto.

"You may exit!" Joey inquired. (I know I had to do this once. Get off my back mom.)

So we did.

And we made our way towards the base of Mount Moon.

Oh yeah we caught a Jigglypuff, named her then boxed her.

Eighties high-five?

YEAH.

Music plays:" Don't you…forget about me…NO NO NO NO"

Meanwhile- The microwave revolution has begun.

Ivysir- Lvl 18

Pringles-Lvl 18- (Pidgeotto)

Helga-Lvl 18

The Carl- Lvl 16

Del-Lvl 12

An: Dear god that was painful. For those who don't know I basically made in fun of most things in Mary-Sue Stories. Mostly I made in fun of xxRubyJanetxx. This chapter was the hardest for me to write. I need a break after this.

Ugh.

So if you have any questions ask me in the reviews, uh Read and Review. Reviews make me happy. I will acknowledge most (all) of the questions and Answer them. YEAH.

2Lax4U Out. (I'm going to go cry now.)