Lemons
"Do you want lemon in your tea?"
"No thank you."
"But I want lemon in my tea."
"So ask for lemon with your tea."
"But then they'll give me a whole lemon's worth of wedges, and that's too much."
"I fail to see why this is such an enormous dilemma—don't whip me."
Why can't he just do what I want him to do?
So much, I think it must be
"I want you to share my lemons with me."
"Franziska…"
"Who doesn't take lemon in their tea?"
"I don't like lemon in my tea."
"Yes you do."
"…"
"It's perfect that way."
"You don't need lemons to be perfect."
Aw... He's so sweet...
True love, true love
Wait, that doesn't even make sense.