Chapter 10: Purple daddy's
"Do you think he'll kill me?" The voice was slightly muffled, and sounded full of anticipation.
"He's probably awake you know... Waiting for you to do something stupid. like right now." This voice was also muffled, but unlike the other, it sounded bored.
Shigen decided to block the two of them out. Sleep was more important right now. Why the hell am I dreaming of those two anyways...?
Something lightly tickled his nose.
What the hell...?
"Hehe... This is so fun! I wonder if this will get him up."
The tickling sensation was back, but this time running up and down his chest.
This dream is getting a bit weird...
"Link! This kid is ripped! Check out his abs!"
Now there was a prodding feeling on his stomach.
Is he poking me?
"No thanks... I don't think he would enjoy the thought of me molesting him in his sleep."
"I wouldn't mind that..."
"That's because you're some kind of pervert."
"The best kind hero. Wait! I know what will get him up!"
Wait... Am I dreaming...? Or is...
A wet tongue assaulted his face.
Shigen's eyes shot open. "What... The... Hell...?"
Blue eyes stared back at him.
"Good Seun! You got Mr. Emo up!"
The puppy started the assault on his face again.
"Ok shadow... Get the mutt off me..." He sat up and wiped the slobber off. Eww... Puppy breath...
Kai picked Seun up and snuggled her. "Any reason why you're not wearing a shirt?" He gestured towards the half naked Shigen. "Seriously... Do you want to be molested?"
"I can't sleep with cloths on... It gets too hot..."
"You do have pants on under that blanket right?" Damn, his body is almost as drool worthy as Link's...
"If I said no... What would you do...?"
"Well Link just went upstairs to get in the shower, so I'm sure we could have a quicky."
"I think not shadow..." He pulled the covers off to reveal the pants. "I'm dressed..."
Kai sighed then placed the wiggling puppy on the ground. "How old are you anyway?"
"I'm... 17... I told sexy that... My birthday's September 12..."
"Next Friday?" Heh heh... this could be fun...
"Why do I have the feeling it was a bad idea to tell you..."
"Because it was!" He stood up remembering something. "I'll be right back! Probably in many pieces.. But it's worth it."
He ran out of the living room top speed.
"What's he doing...?"
Shigen didn't have to wait long for an answer. The house was so empty that anything yelled out could be heard very clearly.
"Kai! Get the hell out of my shower!"
Smack
"You slapped me! Like a woman! You she-male!"
"I said out!"
"But I got undressed and everything!"
Shigen shook his head. I believe there's something wrong with him in the head...
Seun sat down in front of him and whimpered.
"You're parents are crazy..."
Kai re-entered the room, supporting a red cheek.
"Man he slaps hard... But a least I got to see him naked!"
Shigen quickly picked the puppy up and covered her eyes. "Shadow... Please.. For the sake of my sanity... Put some cloths on..."
Kai looked down, as if noticing for the first time that he was very indecent. "Oops."
Shigen shook his head. "This poor child will be warped by the time she's a year old..."
"She'll get used to it."
"Kai! Where are all my clothes?" Link sounded a bit mad.
"They're all down here with me and Shigen! We were organizing them!"
"Bull! Tell me where they are Kaiten!"
"In the kitchen!"
Stomping footsteps could be heard coming down the stairs.
Kai turned to Shigen smirking. "Want to see what a warrior's body looks like?"
"Actually... I'm quiet comfortable with my head being connected to my neck..."
Kai was already running into the next room.
"Let go of me Kai!"
"Nope! You're mine now smexy!"
Kai dragged Link back into the living room. The hero was wearing nothing but a small towel around his hips. It didn't cover much.
"Kai? Why are you still naked?"
"Because I didn't have enough time to get dressed." He stood behind the hero and hugged him from behind, pinning his arms to his sides.
Link's face turned completely red.
"Shadow... Let go of sexy... I have no desire to look at his body... I'm actually trying to get you two together... You know...? Boyfriends...?"
Kai eyes filled with tears. "Re-really?"
Shigen rolled his eyes and grabbed the remote, turning the TV on. Hmmm... They have an anime channel..
Seun barked then snuggled up beside Shigen.
Kai nuzzled the back of Link's neck, gently nipping it with his fangs. "Well he's distracted hero, do you want to go back into my room?"
"I can't wait to kill you with my sword."
"Ooo Which one hero?"
Link cringed. "The one with a hilt and a poin- never mind!" He stomped on Kai's foot as hard as he could.
Kai let go of him with a yelp, giving Link the chance to run back up the stairs. "I'm wearing your clothes today!"
The shadow whimpered and massaged his now broken toe. Link in black? Yumm... Link wearing my clothes... Even hotter...
He stood up and limped towards the couch, taking a seat beside Shigen. "I can't decide whether he would be seme or uke..."
Shigen turned to look at him, a very bored expression on his face. "He would top..." He turned his attention back to the TV.
"Hmm... Dominant Link? That's a turn on."
"Yes... Well no one wants to see... Clothes... Now please..." Shigen motioned for him to leave.
"Oh you know you'd love it." He disappeared in a cloud of shadow.
Link walked in a few seconds later dressed in black jeans and a black T-shirt. "I swear one of these days I'm going to kill him."
Shigen couldn't help eye rapping him.
"What?"
"The emo look suits you sexy..."
"Yeah... Well it's only until I can find where Kai hid all my clothes."
Kai warped in font of him. "I'm not telling you where they are until you decide to go out with me!"
Shigen turned the volume up on the TV. Host club... Save me from these idiots...
Link crossed his arms over his chest. "Kai, would it kill you to accept the fact that I'm straight?"
"Yeah, straight as a circle."
"Circles aren't straight though..."
"Exactly! Either are you!"
"Prove it!"
Kai petted the angry hero. "You've had how many women hit on you in the last 5000 years? And not once did you show any interest in them."
"Maybe they weren't my type." He had to back away as his darker half's face moved towards his. I wonder why I didn't feel anything for them...
"And how come I can hear your heart speed up whenever I do something like this." Kai closed the space in between them. He nibbled on Link's lip, slipping his tongue in when the hero opened his mouth in response.
He was surprised when his light started kissing him back. His hands reached up and entangled their finger in silver locks, holding Kai firmly in place.
Kai shrugged and pushed Link until the hero's back hit the wall with a thump, and Kai somehow manage to slip a leg in between his without getting killed.
Shigen stared at them blankly. "Can you guys stop molesting each other for a second... Some one's here... Shit..."
Link pulled away when he heard Shigen's voice. Damn chocolate... "What did you say Shigen?"
Kai grumbled and held the hero closer to him. "Who ever it is, they can wait."
Shigen stood up and began looking for his shirt, his expression was changed from it's usual blank look, replaced with a worried one.
Link untangled himself from Kai and picked up the abandoned shirt laying on the chair. He handed it back to the panicked teen. "Shigen?"
Shigen whipped his shirt on and made his way to the front door. "It's my dad..."
Kai shrugged. "Is that supposed to be bad?"
"Yes... Why don't you two stay here...?"
When he was gone, Link and Kai looked at each other.
"See! You do like me!"
"You tasted like chocolate! I couldn't help myself!"
"Bull fucking shit."
"You're a worthless piece of crap you know that!"
They both stopped and looked towards the front of the house.
"I don't know why I bothered to keep you! You're no good for nothing!"
"Is he yelling at Shigen? What did emo ever do to him?"
"Come on Kai, we should go and make sure he doesn't get violent."
"Fucking homo! Your sister laid in the hospital dying last night! And here I find you hanging out at your gay friend's house!"
The boys didn't get there in time.
There was a thumping sound followed by a cry of pain. They arrived in time to see Shigen laying on the floor supporting a bloody nose, and the enraged father standing in the doorway. His face was turning purple.
"I've had enough of you! Don't bother coming home! You're not welcome!"
Link ran to Shigen's side and helped him sit up. "You Okay?" When he saw the younger man's face he regretted asking that.
His eyes were closed, tears were slowly rolling down his cheeks mixing with the blood along the way. He was still holding on to his nose tightly, it was probably broken.
Kai stood in front of the purple faced man. "Would you kindly leave our house, before we call the police dudes to come and kick your ass."
The man pointed a finger in Kai's face. "You keep him..." He gestured towards Shigen. "And your fagot friends away from my family! You hear me!"
Kai pushed the man out and slammed the door in his face. "No! Sorry! I'm deaf!"
He turned to smile at the other two, but thought better of it when he saw the look on Shigen's face. "Hey... What was he saying about your sister?"
"My... Sister... She passed away last night... She had cancer..." His voice sounded stuffed up.
Link helped him to his feet. "Come on, let's get you cleaned up." He lead Shigen to the nearest bathroom.
Kai stood by the door, watching the both of them leave. "Was that guy one of those homophobic people? Weirdo..."
Seun trotted over to him and whined softly.
"You want to be picked up do you?" He picked the puppy up and went back into the living room. "Time to watch some Trinity Blood!"
Link came into the room a little while later.
Kai patted the place on the couch beside him. "How is he?"
Link sat down and slumped into the shadow. "He's relaxing in our room now, I think he needs some time to himself. That bastard broke his nose, I put it back in place. That's all I could do."
"So his sister died? Is that what he was going on about in the car a while ago? You know about the country music and stuff."
"I think that's what he was trying to tell us. He not the type of person who opens up easily."
They sat silently for a few moments.
"Link? What about our history assignment?"
"Fuck history."
Kai's mouth fell open. "Did you just say the fuck word? And diss homework?"
Link snuggled into his shoulder with a content sigh. "Yep."
Kai smirked. "Will you go out with me?"
The hero sat up and glared at him. "If I say yes... Will you leave me alone?"
"Well except on the nights I want to get laid."
"We are not having sex."
"So you'll go out with me if we don't have to have sex?"
"Yes..." He laid his head back on Kai's shoulder.
The shadow blinked. "Did you just agree to go out with me? After 5000 years, you're finally going to give in?"
Link glared at the floor. "Do you want me to go out with Shigen instead? Jeez..."
"No! I'm just surprised... I'll shut up now.."
"You two wanna go to the park...?"
They both looked to see Shigen standing in the door frame, a very satisfied smirk on his face and arms crossed over his chest.
Kai jumped up, knocking Link off him. "Hey emo! I thought you were asleep or something? Let me guess... You saw Link's answer and had to come see for your self right?"
"Yes... You see... I never thought he would agree so easily..."
"Hey Link? You wanna make out?" He straddled the hero, who had just straightened himself up.
"No... I don't." Link didn't make any move to remove the shadow, which Kai thought was a bonus. "What were you saying about the park Shigen?"
Kai pouted and nuzzled Link's cheek.
"I'm sure little Seun needs some exercise... And I happen to know a good place to let her run..."
Kai jumped up. "Wait! Emo.. You were kicked out of your house! Where are you staying?"
Shigen rolled his eyes again. "Well I was thinking of staying at my friend's house... You see... They have a huge mansion that's practically empty... And a huge kitchen full of food... And the smarter one knows how to cook really well... And the stupid one entertains me when I'm bored...And they're also a bunch of rich bastards who can afford to house a friend in need... Even if it means they can't have sex every night..."
Kai tilted his head in confusion. "Wow, you have other friends? They sound cool! Maybe we can all hook up and have an orgy!"
"Kai, he was talking about us."
"Oh..."
They stared blankly at him.
"Can we still have an orgy?"